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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If the receiver is wearing spectacles, there is a 99.99% chance semen is going to make contact with them, no matter how good you think your aim is. Always seems to be the way. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"If the receiver is wearing spectacles, there is a 99.99% chance semen is going to make contact with them, no matter how good you think your aim is. Always seems to be the way."
Take them off then when giving a blowie.
It'll reduce your risk to 0.01% instantly.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop wanking at bingo
I DO WHAT I WANT.
And you live in Bournemouth! Granny Central! "
Nah, that's Christchurch. The over-65 capital of the UK (true story). |
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