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"I'd have been impressed if you'd said marrow. A" | |||
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"One more pun and I'm deleting this thread. " Dill (pickle) with it | |||
"It's better than gherkin' off" | |||
"To a hollowed-out cucumber. Think of it as the thinking man's fleshlight." The cucumbers must be bigger in your neck of the woods than they are in mine  | |||
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"Try warm liver " I was just sick in my mouth a bit  | |||
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"Least it wasn't seedy "It was after he was done with it  | |||
"The term “cool as a cucumber” is actually derived from the cucumber’s ability to cool the temperature of the blood. " They certainly do that when you take one out of the fridge and shove it up your chuff! 
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"Least it wasn't seedy
It was after he was done with it "I did not penetrate it to completion. | |||
"Least it wasn't seedy
It was after he was done with it
I did not penetrate it to completion." | |||
"Least it wasn't seedy
It was after he was done with it " | |||
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"I’m surprised that a watermelon hasn’t been mentioned yet "It has actually. See Sparkle1974's comment. | |||
"Least it wasn't seedy "Leave the jokes to me, you just keep looking pretty  | |||
"Least it wasn't seedy
Leave the jokes to me, you just keep looking pretty " | |||
"Least it wasn't seedy
Leave the jokes to me, you just keep looking pretty "Excuse you? | |||
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"Do you refer to your cucumber shopping allocation as dill dough?"  | |||
