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Fab is just like........
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
What does Fab sometimes remind you of?
The pic'n'mix stand in the supermarket? Full of a mix of tempting treats you'd love to suck on and things you'd never let near your mouth in a lifetime, some of which have been well fingered whilst there's always one or two totally ignored and going slightly musty down the bottom.
That reality show 'The Circle' where you never know if you're actually chatting to Brian the 72 year old retired army Major father of three from Penge or in reality Charmaine the 21 year old single mum of seven who has a fetish for wearing bin bags.
Or Auto Trader - where everyone is doing their best to sell their car using shiny photos taken at clever angles and bigging up the beige cloth interior to detract from the fact it has a very rusty undercarriage after being badly serviced for years by a dodgy mechanic who never uses enough lube.
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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Fab sometimes reminds me of a hall of mirrors where the reflections people see of themselves are more interesting than the real people around them.
Sometimes it reminds me of a nursery where children bicker, argue and pull each others hair to get noticed. Where they have to be reminded to play nice and share.
Sometimes it's like a lovers kiss; flirtatious, delicious and promises more. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Ooh - just thought of another.
The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in.
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over a year ago
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"Waiting for a bus.
Nothing for ages then they all come at once
Isn’t that a bukakke?
I thought exactly the same Doc, I just avoided the obvious joke   "
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"Ooh - just thought of another.
The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in.
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"Ooh - just thought of another.
The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in.
A"
I cannot match your wit but am giggling away at this! Brilliant.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooh - just thought of another.
The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in.
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And breathe |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Ooh - just thought of another.
The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in.
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And breathe "
I've been abandoned for the evening. This could get messy. 
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"Fab sometimes reminds me of a hall of mirrors where the reflections people see of themselves are more interesting than the real people around them.
Sometimes it reminds me of a nursery where children bicker, argue and pull each others hair to get noticed. Where they have to be reminded to play nice and share.
Sometimes it's like a lovers kiss; flirtatious, delicious and promises more. "
Great analysis Tea  it’s only a nursery / playground by those who deem it to be so / contribute to it being so |
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Bargain Hunt.
A small chance of finding that Ming vase, but you’ve got to sort through the mountain of old clothes, and VHS tapes to find it.
All whilst overlooked by funny looking people with too much fake tan.
There’s one item you must wear at all times, and it ain’t a fleece top. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
The job centre.
Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job.
Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible.
Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting.
And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month.
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"The job centre.
Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job.
Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible.
Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting.
And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month.
A"
Omg I'm crying with laughter, comedic gold |
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"The job centre.
Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job.
Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible.
Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting.
And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month.
A"
This.. Its exactly like this. |
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"The job centre.
Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job.
Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible.
Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting.
And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month.
A"
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