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I think the time is near

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm coming down with what I think is the flu.

However, I went to my parents house last night and the live across the road from a chinese take away. So I can only assume its the Coronaviruses

Please send positive vibes and well wishes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming down with what I think is the flu.

However, I went to my parents house last night and the live across the road from a chinese take away. So I can only assume its the Coronaviruses

Please send positive vibes and well wishes"

Good luck and get well soon mate keep us updated!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope you don’t die

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

You've had it I'm afraid. Can you make sure you do a leaving thread before you pop your clogs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s been lovely knowing you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was something alcoholics get who only drink one brand of bottled lager.

Need that lime wedge in it and you're sound. Miss out on the citrus vitamin and you're a gonner.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

If you die can I have your waistcoat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say the good die young...

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

You won’t be needing your butties for work then?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

We can have a Chinese buffet at the wake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man up with some mantibiotics

Fuzz

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By *traight up guyMan over a year ago

Morpeth

... and the good news is that all other single guys' chances of a meet increase by 0.00001% while you are in quarantine!Yaaaay!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I spoke to someone who knows someone who is Chinese by adoption ...... fknell ..... I'm dead meat.... which is ironic really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably caught something in a dodgy urinal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you sure it’s not another STI?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming down with what I think is the flu.

However, I went to my parents house last night and the live across the road from a chinese take away. So I can only assume its the Coronaviruses

Please send positive vibes and well wishes"
.if you die can I have that red bow please?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

If you die and come back as a zombie how would you prefer to go?

Swift strike with a cricket bat to the head or brains smashed in by a well used double ended dildo?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You could catch it from drinking a certain brand of beer

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"You could catch it from drinking a certain brand of beer

Stella?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yea I'm getting weak now.

Things are going dark.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Yea I'm getting weak now.

Things are going dark.

I just looked out of the window. Yep - looks dark.

Try turning a light on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yea I'm getting weak now.

Things are going dark.

I just looked out of the window. Yep - looks dark.

Try turning a light on.

Ah, perfect.

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will make sure to cum on your funeral x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm coming down with a cold too, as of today.

And I was just thinking about having Chinese but now I'm not so sure. Thanks for that!

Hope I get better before you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming down with what I think is the flu.

However, I went to my parents house last night and the live across the road from a chinese take away. So I can only assume its the Coronaviruses

Please send positive vibes and well wishes"

Bye, bye, baby, baby goodbye

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

If you're unlucky, it might be "kun-flu" or even worse "Chineaids"!

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Have a mash n gravy castle, it may be your last

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Rumours are its from bat soup...

My Lidl had helpfully filled the tills with cold and flu remedy...

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