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over a year ago
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Depends.
Sometimes I can literally take hours and hours getting ready, have multiple baths and leg shaves just in case, a few hours doing my hair.
Other times I'll jump in the shower and leave my legs n pits looking like chewbacca gone rogue. No make up, just a towel and a smile
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"Depends.
Sometimes I can literally take hours and hours getting ready, have multiple baths and leg shaves just in case, a few hours doing my hair.
Other times I'll jump in the shower and leave my legs n pits looking like chewbacca gone rogue. No make up, just a towel and a smile
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over a year ago
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If I know it’s someone that’s gonna turn up I’ll take longer. A bath and wash my hair the later another shower as I probably would’ve had a nervous shit. Dry and straighten or curl my hair. Make up done nicely. Body lotion and just take my time doing my make up and getting dressed.
Supposed to be meeting someone tonight but not heard anything today. I’ve had a bath but currently in a towel laying on my bed, I’m gonna do my hair in a moment and go for a carvery. IF she does get in touch to say he’s coming it’s an 1.5 hour journey so I’d get ready during that time. I’m fucking giving up the idea of meeting anyone cos I just pick the ones who lead me a merry dance. |
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"If I know it’s someone that’s gonna turn up I’ll take longer. A bath and wash my hair the later another shower as I probably would’ve had a nervous shit. Dry and straighten or curl my hair. Make up done nicely. Body lotion and just take my time doing my make up and getting dressed.
Supposed to be meeting someone tonight but not heard anything today. I’ve had a bath but currently in a towel laying on my bed, I’m gonna do my hair in a moment and go for a carvery. IF she does get in touch to say he’s coming it’s an 1.5 hour journey so I’d get ready during that time. I’m fucking giving up the idea of meeting anyone cos I just pick the ones who lead me a merry dance. "
Thought you started batting for the other team for a moment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do you go to before having sexy time?
Is it cutting your toenails, putting 2 squirts of Lynx on instead of one. Or do you trim your under carriage hair?
What works for you? "
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"If I know it’s someone that’s gonna turn up I’ll take longer. A bath and wash my hair the later another shower as I probably would’ve had a nervous shit. Dry and straighten or curl my hair. Make up done nicely. Body lotion and just take my time doing my make up and getting dressed.
Supposed to be meeting someone tonight but not heard anything today. I’ve had a bath but currently in a towel laying on my bed, I’m gonna do my hair in a moment and go for a carvery. IF she does get in touch to say he’s coming it’s an 1.5 hour journey so I’d get ready during that time. I’m fucking giving up the idea of meeting anyone cos I just pick the ones who lead me a merry dance. "
I’ll be down in 3 hrs then if you get stood up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I know it’s someone that’s gonna turn up I’ll take longer. A bath and wash my hair the later another shower as I probably would’ve had a nervous shit. Dry and straighten or curl my hair. Make up done nicely. Body lotion and just take my time doing my make up and getting dressed.
Supposed to be meeting someone tonight but not heard anything today. I’ve had a bath but currently in a towel laying on my bed, I’m gonna do my hair in a moment and go for a carvery. IF she does get in touch to say he’s coming it’s an 1.5 hour journey so I’d get ready during that time. I’m fucking giving up the idea of meeting anyone cos I just pick the ones who lead me a merry dance.
Thought you started batting for the other team for a moment "
Haha nah, meant he not she. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bath and hair wash. Shave legs, pits and moustache lol. Nail varnish. Stockings. Dress and shoes. Nice undies. Lots of deodorant and perfume. Make up. Mints or chewing gum. That's standard for any meet. |
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If I'm accomodating - clean my flat spotless and light some candles. Shower, wash my hair, shave half my damn body and pluck others. Dry and straighten hair, put on the fancy perfume, do sexy make up, put on sexy underwear/clothes/heels. If I have longer I might paint my toenails  . |
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"If I'm accomodating - clean my flat spotless and light some candles. Shower, wash my hair, shave half my damn body and pluck others. Dry and straighten hair, put on the fancy perfume, do sexy make up, put on sexy underwear/clothes/heels. If I have longer I might paint my toenails ."
And my underpants have just fell off |
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"If I'm accomodating - clean my flat spotless and light some candles. Shower, wash my hair, shave half my damn body and pluck others. Dry and straighten hair, put on the fancy perfume, do sexy make up, put on sexy underwear/clothes/heels. If I have longer I might paint my toenails .
And my underpants have just fell off "
Let me get those for you |
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"If I'm accomodating - clean my flat spotless and light some candles. Shower, wash my hair, shave half my damn body and pluck others. Dry and straighten hair, put on the fancy perfume, do sexy make up, put on sexy underwear/clothes/heels. If I have longer I might paint my toenails .
And my underpants have just fell off
Let me get those for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shave and pluck from top to bottom...
moisturise from top to bottom..
Paint nails, do makeup, do hair, spray myself with something beautiful smelling, ensure everything is clean, smooth, and just perfect in every way....
Then, allow him the bathroom! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shave and pluck from top to bottom...
moisturise from top to bottom..
Paint nails, do makeup, do hair, spray myself with something beautiful smelling, ensure everything is clean, smooth, and just perfect in every way....
Then, allow him the bathroom! Lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though.  |
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though. "
That's not how STIs work Mickey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Defuzz, through wash, do hair, get the war paint on, choose comfy undies, pick a flattering outfit usually black, spritz of Avons finest scents and off i go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though.
That's not how STIs work Mickey "
It's blood though |
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though. "
Is this still your routine though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though.
Is this still your routine though? "
Yes if I ever get the chance again |
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though.
Is this still your routine though?
Yes if I ever get the chance again "
I think Grotbags ClusterFucktress is trying to get in your undies |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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It depends .. if its one of my fwb's im more relaxed, we jump in the shower together, we go places together and hang out so it depends what were doing.
But I often accomodate so I get the house sorted and get some provisions in.
Bath, moisturize, sort hair, choose undies, stretch, mascara, lip balm, done.
Dance about like a cat in a hot tin roof
If I'm meeting for the first time I inform my check in buddy.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though.
Is this still your routine though?
Yes if I ever get the chance again
I think Grotbags ClusterFucktress is trying to get in your undies "
Nah you wouldn't say that if you saw my inbox lol |
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"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.
Oh, and I would shave or trim.
This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.
I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.
I never had the chance again though.
Is this still your routine though?
Yes if I ever get the chance again
I think Grotbags ClusterFucktress is trying to get in your undies
Nah you wouldn't say that if you saw my inbox lol "
She’s just playing hard to get brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet
You bleach your hole?
Yes don't you "
Doesn’t everyone??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shave and pluck from top to bottom...
moisturise from top to bottom..
Paint nails, do makeup, do hair, spray myself with something beautiful smelling, ensure everything is clean, smooth, and just perfect in every way....
Then, allow him the bathroom! Lol x
Love it. "
Gotta let him have a few minutes... it's only fair lol. X |
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"Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet
You bleach your hole?
Yes don't you
Doesn’t everyone???"
No, I stick the bog brush up and pretend I’m brushing my teeth. Bleach is for the dirty ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends.
Sometimes I can literally take hours and hours getting ready, have multiple baths and leg shaves just in case, a few hours doing my hair.
Other times I'll jump in the shower and leave my legs n pits looking like chewbacca gone rogue. No make up, just a towel and a smile
P
Very animalistic "
She certainly is...
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