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By *ebjonnson OP   Man  over a year ago

Maldon

But you can sprinkle it with stardust.

I love that saying and try to use it during meetings when I can and appropriate.

Do you have a favourite saying ?

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

There's no I in team but there's a U in fuckwit.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yep , one I regularly use ...

Shut the Fuck Up .

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

If you are too busy looking back, you'll miss what's going to happen in your future (probably put a lot more eloquently in the proper saying but that was the gist of it) x

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Don’t be a c*nt

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mythbusters polished a turd. It’s probably on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's no I in team but there's a U in fuckwit."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mythbusters polished a turd. It’s probably on YouTube "

You just beat me to it. They did a fine job too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's no I in team but there's a U in fuckwit."

There is 5 i's in Individual Brilliance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter

Often used by me....

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter

Often used by me...."

But who wants a sparkly turd....

Often retorted by me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I suppose i can spare you time,

C U Next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter

Often used by me....

But who wants a sparkly turd....

Often retorted by me."

.. it's term in the car trade... no one wants a turd ( shit car... ) but if you roll it in glitter....glitter sticks for a while ( valet the life out of it) someone will take it...hey presto

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Actually you can polish a turd. There have been many programs and indeed myth busters obtained an elephant turdette and formed it into a ball and polished it to a high gloss. So there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually you can polish a turd. There have been many programs and indeed myth busters obtained an elephant turdette and formed it into a ball and polished it to a high gloss. So there "

All ways one

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