Do they think people buy their lies?
was speaking to a guy on msn the other day who reckons that he had an audi convertible that had something go wrong on it while he was driving it at 80mph.
He says that the garage gave him money to buy a car to use while his was in the garage, after he turned down the courtesy car they offered him because his wife couldnt get insured on it.
Then he tells me that they have said they ill give him his car back on Monday....ten minutes later and they are gving him a brand new audi on Friday
this was ater he told be he owned a 7 bed mansion with a pool AND a 2 bed house for his ex and child....all on 40k a year 
he got a bit nasty when i called him on it |
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Awww no need to mention any names hun yeah I think I no him hes gen up. Told me all that stuff him self when we was both taking concorde on its last flight ever and only the best pilots would do or maybe miss spelled that on pupeous to pilocks |
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"Do they think people buy their lies?
was speaking to a guy on msn the other day who reckons that he had an audi convertible that had something go wrong on it while he was driving it at 80mph.
He says that the garage gave him money to buy a car to use while his was in the garage, after he turned down the courtesy car they offered him because his wife couldnt get insured on it.
Then he tells me that they have said they ill give him his car back on Monday....ten minutes later and they are gving him a brand new audi on Friday
this was ater he told be he owned a 7 bed mansion with a pool AND a 2 bed house for his ex and child....all on 40k a year
he got a bit nasty when i called him on it "
maybe just maybe he inherited the mansion and has or did hav rich parents!!...then again!!  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I once was messaging a guy on another site and thought we got on fine so gave him my email adddress. Not only was he retired from the Diplomatic Service, but he was a published author, owned several cars and motorbikes, a mansion with a swimming pool, etc etc. I asked for some pics and he sent several, some that were so fake it was almost funny. I knew they were fake because he'd popped in two of him and there was no resemblance at all. I called him on it and he was adamant the underwear models were him, but didn't contact me again.
However, not long after I was mysteriously signed up for several newsletters and e-zines. Silly bugger. |
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"I once was messaging a guy on another site and thought we got on fine so gave him my email adddress. Not only was he retired from the Diplomatic Service, but he was a published author, owned several cars and motorbikes, a mansion with a swimming pool, etc etc. I asked for some pics and he sent several, some that were so fake it was almost funny. I knew they were fake because he'd popped in two of him and there was no resemblance at all. I called him on it and he was adamant the underwear models were him, but didn't contact me again.
However, not long after I was mysteriously signed up for several newsletters and e-zines. Silly bugger."
He sounds abit like meeeeeee have you taken a peep at my profile by any chance recently hahaha |
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"Do they think people buy their lies?
was speaking to a guy on msn the other day who reckons that he had an audi convertible that had something go wrong on it while he was driving it at 80mph.
He says that the garage gave him money to buy a car to use while his was in the garage, after he turned down the courtesy car they offered him because his wife couldnt get insured on it.
Then he tells me that they have said they ill give him his car back on Monday....ten minutes later and they are gving him a brand new audi on Friday
this was ater he told be he owned a 7 bed mansion with a pool AND a 2 bed house for his ex and child....all on 40k a year
he got a bit nasty when i called him on it maybe just maybe he inherited the mansion and has or did hav rich parents!!...then again!! "
maybe but then again i checked the pics he sent me on tineye and guess what....the mansion was s tock image pic and the pool was off some lighting company... |
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"Do they think people buy their lies?
was speaking to a guy on msn the other day who reckons that he had an audi convertible that had something go wrong on it while he was driving it at 80mph.
He says that the garage gave him money to buy a car to use while his was in the garage, after he turned down the courtesy car they offered him because his wife couldnt get insured on it.
Then he tells me that they have said they ill give him his car back on Monday....ten minutes later and they are gving him a brand new audi on Friday
this was ater he told be he owned a 7 bed mansion with a pool AND a 2 bed house for his ex and child....all on 40k a year
he got a bit nasty when i called him on it maybe just maybe he inherited the mansion and has or did hav rich parents!!...then again!!
maybe but then again i checked the pics he sent me on tineye and guess what....the mansion was s tock image pic and the pool was off some lighting company... "
Well if your sick of liars just let us know and we,l look up an airport close to you and nip doon and pick you up in our private jet |
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"Do they think people buy their lies?
was speaking to a guy on msn the other day who reckons that he had an audi convertible that had something go wrong on it while he was driving it at 80mph.
He says that the garage gave him money to buy a car to use while his was in the garage, after he turned down the courtesy car they offered him because his wife couldnt get insured on it.
Then he tells me that they have said they ill give him his car back on Monday....ten minutes later and they are gving him a brand new audi on Friday
this was ater he told be he owned a 7 bed mansion with a pool AND a 2 bed house for his ex and child....all on 40k a year
he got a bit nasty when i called him on it maybe just maybe he inherited the mansion and has or did hav rich parents!!...then again!!
maybe but then again i checked the pics he sent me on tineye and guess what....the mansion was s tock image pic and the pool was off some lighting company... Well if your sick of liars just let us know and we,l look up an airport close to you and nip doon and pick you up in our private jet"
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i have wondered this, Sir had a sub who told him very different things to she told me, since i know him i assume he got the truth, i got the lies. The thing is none of the lies were very massive, or made her appear in a better light...i have finally reached the conclusion she just couldnt help herself.
i think for some it is a form of defense, of building walls so people do not to get the real person...which is kind of sad when you think about it. |
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My actor friend rang to say his male model friend was with him and they were both waiting in a luxury hotel naked and all oiled up for me ....... I passed as I was watching a vid with the kid at the time. |
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With compulsive liars I am never quite sure whether to laugh at them for being pathetic, feel sorry for them for being pathetic or fly my helicopter over them and douse them with some real bullshit. |
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Sorry for not replying to the other posts.
I was on the phone to Mel Gibson, he wants to use me as a double for him when he was younger so Speilberg can do close ups when he's filming and Jason Statham wants me to do his action sequences AGAIN!
Hang on a mo, J Lo is txting me again for a shag I've had to turn her down twice this week cos I've been busy riding the arse off Pink.
Got to go cos she's just invited J Lo over for 3sum, just off to scrub me nuts and get ready. |
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"well I'm chubby and live in a grotty end terraced house have an average sized member but live less than 2 miles from chams
anyone care to embellish that for me? I wonder what i could end up as?"
would a colourful willy warmer be enough embellishment for ya? |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Do they think people buy their lies?
was speaking to a guy on msn the other day who reckons that he had an audi convertible that had something go wrong on it while he was driving it at 80mph.
He says that the garage gave him money to buy a car to use while his was in the garage, after he turned down the courtesy car they offered him because his wife couldnt get insured on it.
Then he tells me that they have said they ill give him his car back on Monday....ten minutes later and they are gving him a brand new audi on Friday
this was ater he told be he owned a 7 bed mansion with a pool AND a 2 bed house for his ex and child....all on 40k a year
he got a bit nasty when i called him on it "
another lunatic |
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"Did I ever tell anyone that I'm a famous rock star and radio presenter and have loads of money and flash cars and have a thick ten inch cock  "
Wondered where Dave Lee Travis went ...
Now see I really was a Rock God. Well OK maybe not a God but I did get on tele and radio and there is a vid of me on YouTube to prove it.
And no you are NOT getting the link... |
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"i just feel sorry for anyone who has to quantify themselves in pounds ,pence and pocessions ."
Sadly, that's the only way some people will get a shag. As was pointed out to me by a bloke posing in front of a lovely detached house with a Jag in the drive...with a face like a slapped arse.
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"i just feel sorry for anyone who has to quantify themselves in pounds ,pence and pocessions .
Sadly, that's the only way some people will get a shag. As was pointed out to me by a bloke posing in front of a lovely detached house with a Jag in the drive...with a face like a slapped arse.
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"i just feel sorry for anyone who has to quantify themselves in pounds ,pence and pocessions .
Sadly, that's the only way some people will get a shag. As was pointed out to me by a bloke posing in front of a lovely detached house with a Jag in the drive...with a face like a slapped arse.
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Oi it wasn't a Jag.... |
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