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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy valentine's day
I hope this verse finds it's way
To the one I adore
My one and only amore
Put down the card and let's play
Hide the sausage "
Nice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every time I hear your name
Deep inside I feel a pain
To myself I put this question
Is it love or indigestion?
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Phwooaarrr my underpants have just fell off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One I remember from when I was little springs to mind..
I love you, I love you, I love you all mighty.
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty.
Don't be mistaken, don't be misled. I mean on the clothes line, not in the bed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your profile is shit and you've no pictures, but it says you're female, meet single men and do anal
So you'll do
A"
PM the profile name please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentines verse to write in this years card.
What would you advise?
The naughtier the better "
you look better by the day
fancy a roll in the hay
lets go for dinner I'll pay
four seasons no way
ive got you flowers roses i think
happy valentines you are my kink  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Valentines verse to write in this years card.
What would you advise?
The naughtier the better
you look better by the day
fancy a roll in the hay
lets go for dinner I'll pay
four seasons no way
ive got you flowers roses i think
happy valentines you are my kink "
Beautiful xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentines verse to write in this years card.
What would you advise?
The naughtier the better
you look better by the day
fancy a roll in the hay
lets go for dinner I'll pay
four seasons no way
ive got you flowers roses i think
happy valentines you are my kink
Beautiful xxx" hey if she swoons and gives you her all........ i did that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets make me titter
You're a filthy slut
Because you take it up the shitter"
This is very poetic and struck a cord with me, thank you  |
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