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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Irony

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Erm ... Nope . I got nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that story made my day, I needed a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always look on the bright side of life dadum dadum dadumdadumdadum

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

Only ever had one in my life and I cum after 40 seconds but she moved her mouth away just in time.

I met some one else a year later and asked for another one and she looked at me and said it would feel like using a tooth pic your cock is that small and thin .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Always look on the bright side of life dadum dadum dadumdadumdadum

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I'm Bryan

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in a meeting trying not to laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that story made my day, I needed a good laugh "
She didn't laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in a meeting trying not to laugh

"
Glad i tickle your fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So a bed wetter then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So a bed wetter then?"
Not with my new man nappies

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that."
Pissing with an erection while being stimulated? Bet she was very pissed off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/01/20 11:38:03]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that. Pissing with an erection while being stimulated? Bet she was very pissed off."
I was smashed

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that. Pissing with an erection while being stimulated? Bet she was very pissed off."

Bet the girl that was sucking him off while he fell asleep wasn't too happy either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that. Pissing with an erection while being stimulated? Bet she was very pissed off.

Bet the girl that was sucking him off while he fell asleep wasn't too happy either

"
Not seen them since

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that. Pissing with an erection while being stimulated? Bet she was very pissed off.

Bet the girl that was sucking him off while he fell asleep wasn't too happy either

Not seen them since"

I wonder why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s absolutely hilarious, I’m glad I’m not in work or trying to explain the laughs would be a little interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s absolutely hilarious, I’m glad I’m not in work or trying to explain the laughs would be a little interesting

"
Happy a med thi laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least you didnt find it so relaxing you let your sphincter relax and shit all over the bed. It happened to a "friend"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least you didnt find it so relaxing you let your sphincter relax and shit all over the bed. It happened to a "friend" "

When you say friend

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I had one once in an alley too. Only cost 5 dolla and an extra 2 for a finger up the bum. She was a classy ladie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least you didnt find it so relaxing you let your sphincter relax and shit all over the bed. It happened to a "friend"

When you say friend

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

10 points though for what must be the quote of the year:

"Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in a meeting trying not to laugh

You're brave to be looking at Fab at work

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I'm in a meeting trying not to laugh

You're brave to be looking at Fab at work

It was a boring meeting. It's more fun when I join a fabathon and perv at pics while chatting away to my boss.

It's the biggest thrill I get these days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"10 points though for what must be the quote of the year:

"Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right" "
Do i get a certificate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least you didnt find it so relaxing you let your sphincter relax and shit all over the bed. It happened to a "friend" "
Like Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least you didnt find it so relaxing you let your sphincter relax and shit all over the bed. It happened to a "friend" Like Trainspotting"

Pretty sure they stole most that movie from my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Makes me chuckle

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Omg I just spat my tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg I just spat my tea

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Haha! True story x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone want to give me a blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet she was pissed off with you for doing that

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Are you still a bed wetter then OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you still a bed wetter then OP?

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Someone said that already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least you didnt find it so relaxing you let your sphincter relax and shit all over the bed. It happened to a "friend" Like Trainspotting

Pretty sure they stole most that movie from my life "
Glamorous life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like em. But, there so relaxing. Have been known to fall asleep while getting one. Year's ago a lass was sucking me off down an alley. Classy lass. All her tattoos spelt right. Any who, I was so relaxed. I pissed in her mouth. Never saw her after that. Pissing with an erection while being stimulated? Bet she was very pissed off."
pissed on

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