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Do you think the Queen wears hats because she has bed hair?
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I have the world's largest collection of Fez's outside of North Africa.
Different colours and adornments but they must always be worn at a jaunty 45° angle.
I prefer all my prospective mates to sport some form of millinery. |
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over a year ago
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I reckon Liz 2 is as bald as a pickled egg, and Billy boy's rapidly heading that way. Maybe they get their syrups from the same guys that make the busbies  |
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over a year ago
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She only wears hats to hide her crown....
I mean C'mon..... ya can't expect her to dazzle the poor people with her bling every the time she goes outside....
But hey, as soon as she get back indoors, she whips off the hat and shouts Tah-dah !!!
I'm queenie from the block and look at the rocks, that I got !! my-bad !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."
I think she is bald as a coot!  |
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"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism  "
It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates! |
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"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism
It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates!
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I am joking by the way before any peasants get upset. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to some She's a lizard like shape shifter, the hat is a cunningly disguised assistant who feeds her live mice through a hole in the top of her head |
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"According to some She's a lizard like shape shifter, the hat is a cunningly disguised assistant who feeds her live mice through a hole in the top of her head "
You have been listening to too much David Ike! |
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over a year ago
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Hats are ace. A fab hat screams "Look at me, I'm amazing!" to all who see it - and all who see it will turn and stare as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow...
Fine shoes do the same job, and the greatest joy of both hats and shoes is that it doesn't matter how thin or fat or old or young or short or tall you are - they still make you look and feel like a sex goddess, and they still make everyone boggle at you as you pass by.
THAT is why Liz wears 'em. Oh yes. |
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I have lots of hats. I'm a big fan of accessories and hair accessories are my fave. I have mini top hats, veiled hats, huge fascinators and various assortment of diamante or flower headbands. I wear things in my hair every time I go out. I love indian head jewellery too.
I do have a cute panda beanie but I don't wear it very much as I have long curly hair and it flattens my curls |
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" It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates!
Or Philips old pubes knitted into ringlets by retired Shreddies grannies... "
That's a terrible thought! And as funny as fuck! |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."
you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know? |
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.
you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?"
There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some. |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.
you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?
There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some."
I was using The Royal We |
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.
you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?
There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some.
I was using The Royal We"
Watersports is not my thing. But I am impressed you got some from a royal. |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.
you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?
There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some.
I was using The Royal We
Watersports is not my thing. But I am impressed you got some from a royal."
It's hardly a challenge - they are Germans after all |
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"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism
It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates! "
I thought peasants had feathers, and ginger ones at that?  |
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"Hats are ace. A fab hat screams "Look at me, I'm amazing!" to all who see it - and all who see it will turn and stare as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow...
Fine shoes do the same job, and the greatest joy of both hats and shoes is that it doesn't matter how thin or fat or old or young or short or tall you are - they still make you look and feel like a sex goddess, and they still make everyone boggle at you as you pass by.
THAT is why Liz wears 'em. Oh yes."
Straightjacket for table five please, and someone get my tranquiliser gun, this one looks like trouble!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."
I thought everyone knew it was to make her look taller! And to house her sandwiches under. |
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop
if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."
but on another day,
I may put on a baker's boy,
is that a little gay? |
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"Are you a hat wearer?
I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop
if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.
but on another day,
I may put on a baker's boy,
is that a little gay?"
I don't think working in a bakery makes someone gay... but you'd have to ask him. |
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