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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

Sorry...

....not sorry

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

Lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Thread killer

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Thread killer "

And here is my crown

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

All hail the queen

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"All hail the queen"

Jesus don’t be telling her that

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

Lol

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"All hail the queen"

Nice you know your place! Lol!

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"All hail the queen

Jesus don’t be telling her that

'Jesse' not 'Jesus!'

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"All hail the queen

Nice you know your place! Lol!

I do

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"All hail the queen

Jesus don’t be telling her that

'Jesse' not 'Jesus!'

Nobody laugh, it will only encourage her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*waves*

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"*waves*"

Evening Kat xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

Women huh lol xx

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

Women huh lol xx"

They always cause trouble

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

Women huh lol xx

They always cause trouble

Yep. We should just ignore them. Hang on, I need to think this through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

Women huh lol xx

They always cause trouble

Yep. We should just ignore them. Hang on, I need to think this through

Be very careful x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

Women huh lol xx

They always cause trouble

Yep. We should just ignore them. Hang on, I need to think this through

Be very careful x

Oh hello

lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*waves*

Evening Kat xx"

Hi xx

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"lol, she’s here creating mayhem x

At your service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whsts going on

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Whsts going on "

On, underneath and sometimes on my knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whsts going on "

Jolie's on the hunt x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whsts going on

On, underneath and sometimes on my knees

Lol hunt for what

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Whsts going on

On, underneath and sometimes on my knees

Lol hunt for what "

Fresh meat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds good "

She’d eat you for breakfast x

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Sounds good

She’d eat you for breakfast x

And then ask for seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds good

She’d eat you for breakfast x

And then ask for seconds

And 3rds xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope you have cream to go with them jelly legs

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Hope you have cream to go with them jelly legs"

Only one kind of cream I'm interested in during hunt season!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fully loaded

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Fully loaded "

I do like my men loaded

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Evening all

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Fully loaded

I do like my men loaded

Nerf guns at the ready

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Fully loaded

I do like my men loaded

Nerf guns at the ready

I meant covered in cheese and bacon, like fully loaded chips

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Fully loaded

I do like my men loaded

Nerf guns at the ready

I meant covered in cheese and bacon, like fully loaded chips

Or potato skins

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Fully loaded

I do like my men loaded

Nerf guns at the ready

I meant covered in cheese and bacon, like fully loaded chips

Or potato skins

You know how to turn a woman on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all"

Hi dandy x

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Hi Angie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll rub the cheese over him if that's what you want but other then that straight as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all"

Hi dandy x

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Hi Kat how's things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Kat how's things"

Not bad thanks you? xx

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Not too bad at all it is hump day after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not too bad at all it is hump day after all"

Have you had a hump today?

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Sadly no but always other hump days to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly no but always other hump days to look forward to"

I haven't either and indeed there is x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hump day ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Hump day ?"

Middle of the week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening "

Hello stranger xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening "

Evening Jon x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi ladies xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Hi ladies xx"

Ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi ladies xx

Ladies

It's been a while. I'm being nice

Long time no see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi ladies xx

Ladies

Behave yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi ladies xx

Ladies

Behave yourself x

No fun in that lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Good morning people of BBW&M chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning people of BBW&M chat "

Morning to you too!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning people of BBW&M chat

Morning to you too! "

Happy Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning people of BBW&M chat

Morning to you too!

Happy Thursday "

Could murder a cuppa a lnd a biscuit. What are your thoughts on the best dunkers?

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

Happy coffee o clock!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning people of BBW&M chat

Morning to you too!

Happy Thursday

Could murder a cuppa a lnd a biscuit. What are your thoughts on the best dunkers? "

Custard creams or shortbread - avoid rich tea!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Happy coffee o clock!"

Tea O’clock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Happy coffee o clock!

Tea O’clock!

Mornings are for coffee! Afternoons are for tea

Rich, full bodied and strong is how I like it.... oh, and a nice coffee, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning people of BBW&M chat

Morning to you too!

Happy Thursday

Could murder a cuppa a lnd a biscuit. What are your thoughts on the best dunkers?

Custard creams or shortbread - avoid rich tea! "

Agreed! I like a digestive or those continental chocolate sandwich biscuits myself..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy coffee o clock!

Tea O’clock!

Mornings are for coffee! Afternoons are for tea

Rich, full bodied and strong is how I like it.... oh, and a nice coffee, too

After, usually have a cuppa first thing then onto a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Morning!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Morning

Good chilly Thursday morning

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Happy coffee o clock!

Tea O’clock!

Mornings are for coffee! Afternoons are for tea

Rich, full bodied and strong is how I like it.... oh, and a nice coffee, too

Bollocks that’s me out

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning people of BBW&M chat

Morning to you too!

Happy Thursday

Could murder a cuppa a lnd a biscuit. What are your thoughts on the best dunkers?

Custard creams or shortbread - avoid rich tea!

Agreed! I like a digestive or those continental chocolate sandwich biscuits myself.. "

Those work too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Good chilly Thursday morning

Stay in bed kind of morning I dont want to get up but school run is a must lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy coffee o clock!

Tea O’clock!

Mornings are for coffee! Afternoons are for tea

Rich, full bodied and strong is how I like it.... oh, and a nice coffee, too

Ha ha, 2 out of 3 ain't bad..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Morning

Good chilly Thursday morning

Stay in bed kind of morning I dont want to get up but school run is a must lol

Back to bed after though...I’ll grab the biscuits

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Morning

Good chilly Thursday morning

Stay in bed kind of morning I dont want to get up but school run is a must lol

Back to bed after though...I’ll grab the biscuits

Crumbs in bed

thats too filthy for me, and I do some filthy stuff in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Good chilly Thursday morning

Stay in bed kind of morning I dont want to get up but school run is a must lol

Back to bed after though...I’ll grab the biscuits

Crumbs in bed

thats too filthy for me, and I do some filthy stuff in bed! "

Nope once am up that's it and I hate crumbs in bed lol find them in places they shouldn't be lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Good chilly Thursday morning

Stay in bed kind of morning I dont want to get up but school run is a must lol

Back to bed after though...I’ll grab the biscuits

Crumbs in bed

thats too filthy for me, and I do some filthy stuff in bed!

Nope once am up that's it and I hate crumbs in bed lol find them in places they shouldn't be lol

I'd have to completely strip the bed, can't be doing with food in it. Ewww, crumbs in the crack??!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Crumbs crumbs my kingdom for crumbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crumbs crumbs my kingdom for crumbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea and crumbs. Have I missed breakfast hour again!?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tea and crumbs. Have I missed breakfast hour again!?"

Yes but fear not, it usually lasts most of the day in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea and crumbs. Have I missed breakfast hour again!?

Yes but fear not, it usually lasts most of the day in here. "

I knew you wouldn’t let me down! Knew it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning chatters xd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd"

'ow do?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Morning chatters xd"

Kat gm you. Hope you're smiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

'ow do? "

It's bloody cold how are you feeling this morning xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

Kat gm you. Hope you're smiling

Morning handsome I am look see

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

Morning all xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

'ow do?

It's bloody cold how are you feeling this morning xx"

It is pretty nipply out there. I'm not too bad thanks. Bearing up with the man flu! How's you both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all xx"

G'morning!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Morning chatters xd

Kat gm you. Hope you're smiling

Morning handsome I am look see

xx"

Good...keep it up

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all xx"

Hi Jesse x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

'ow do?

It's bloody cold how are you feeling this morning xx

It is pretty nipply out there. I'm not too bad thanks. Bearing up with the man flu! How's you both? "

Not actually ventured out yet hope you feel better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

Kat gm you. Hope you're smiling

Morning handsome I am look see

Good...keep it up

lol xx"

Will do xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

'ow do?

It's bloody cold how are you feeling this morning xx

It is pretty nipply out there. I'm not too bad thanks. Bearing up with the man flu! How's you both?

Not actually ventured out yet hope you feel better soon xx"

Thanks sweetie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters xd

'ow do?

It's bloody cold how are you feeling this morning xx

It is pretty nipply out there. I'm not too bad thanks. Bearing up with the man flu! How's you both?

Not actually ventured out yet hope you feel better soon xx

Thanks sweetie! "

You are very welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

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By *obacCouple over a year ago

west coast

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all "

Morning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!?? "

Right here xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

Right here xx"

You know of any??? U

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

Right here xx

You know of any??? U

See new pic lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

Right here xx

You know of any??? U

See new pic lol xx"

Oh!! Genuinely I didn't see that! I really need taking care of...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

Right here xx

You know of any??? U

See new pic lol xx

Oh!! Genuinely I didn't see that! I really need taking care of...

Just uploaded it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

Right here xx

You know of any??? U

See new pic lol xx

Oh!! Genuinely I didn't see that! I really need taking care of...

Just uploaded it lol xx"

Beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning everyone x

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"Morning all xx

Hi Jesse x"

Hi Kat xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning everyone x

Morning!

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"Good morning everyone x

Morning Angie xx

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By *obacCouple over a year ago

west coast

"Good morning everyone x

Morning! "

Good morning

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"Hi all "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Billy and Jesse x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Billy and Jesse x "

How's you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where can I find a buxom lady with a nurses outfit to tend to my every need and make me feel better!??

Right here xx

You know of any??? U

See new pic lol xx

Oh!! Genuinely I didn't see that! I really need taking care of...

Just uploaded it lol xx

Beautiful x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning everyone x

Hi Angie you ok? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all xx

Hi Jesse x

Hi Kat xx"

You ok x

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"Morning all xx

Hi Jesse x

Hi Kat xx

Yeah just a bit down but will get over it xx

You ok x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all xx

Hi Jesse x

Hi Kat xx

Yeah just a bit down but will get over it xx

You ok x"

Oh dear sending cuddles x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning everyone x

Hi Angie you ok? x"

Hi kat, yes thanks. How are you today? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

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By *esse1972Man over a year ago

Rugeley

"Morning all xx

Hi Jesse x

Hi Kat xx

Yeah just a bit down but will get over it xx

Appreciated xx

You ok x

Oh dear sending cuddles x"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning everyone x

Angie good morning you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all "

Hi meliodas xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning everyone x

Angie good morning you xx"

Morning nets x

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By *ouple001Couple over a year ago

hull

Hey x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey x"

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey x"

Morning couple x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning once more to you all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x"

*Waves*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*"

Hello Nursie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x"

Hi Raymond x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

Hi Raymond x "

Hey sweet angie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Hi meliodas xx"

Afternoon kat what's your plans for today, iv managed to drown my android tablet in beer so put it in rice an into the airing cupboard

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!"

Lost

Cause

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By *romsgrove1Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

Hi all, just seeing what this is all about

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

Lost

Cause

Seriously. I just fell IN to my car! Wearing high boots with laces up the side, as I put my first leg in, a lace caught on the seat slider handle and i fell in

Get me home!

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Hi all, just seeing what this is all about

Just jump in...

Or on, we aint that picky!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

Lost

Cause

Seriously. I just fell IN to my car! Wearing high boots with laces up the side, as I put my first leg in, a lace caught on the seat slider handle and i fell in

Get me home!"

Boots? Laces? High? FAF?

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

Lost

Cause

Seriously. I just fell IN to my car! Wearing high boots with laces up the side, as I put my first leg in, a lace caught on the seat slider handle and i fell in

Get me home!

Boots? Laces? High? FAF?

I'd probably break something if I was fucking today.... tomorrow?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

Lost

Cause

Seriously. I just fell IN to my car! Wearing high boots with laces up the side, as I put my first leg in, a lace caught on the seat slider handle and i fell in

Get me home!

Boots? Laces? High? FAF?

I'd probably break something if I was fucking today.... tomorrow?

Yeah ok then. I don't fancy my custard creams being smashed today.

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By *romsgrove1Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

Sounds like a disaster zone atm, you may be best avoided today I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone mention smashing, I could do with smashing someone

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

Lost

Cause

Seriously. I just fell IN to my car! Wearing high boots with laces up the side, as I put my first leg in, a lace caught on the seat slider handle and i fell in

Get me home!

Boots? Laces? High? FAF?

I'd probably break something if I was fucking today.... tomorrow?

Yeah ok then. I don't fancy my custard creams being smashed today. "

Is that a euphemism?!

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By *olieandSlave OP Couple over a year ago

Stafford

"Sounds like a disaster zone atm, you may be best avoided today I think

Probably for the best!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Started my day poking my eye with mascara wand, just dribbled soup, with multiple shithappenings between! Is it nearly bed time?!

Lost

Cause

Seriously. I just fell IN to my car! Wearing high boots with laces up the side, as I put my first leg in, a lace caught on the seat slider handle and i fell in

Get me home!

Boots? Laces? High? FAF?

I'd probably break something if I was fucking today.... tomorrow?

Yeah ok then. I don't fancy my custard creams being smashed today.

Is that a euphemism?!"

It's whatever your mind desires it to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Hi meliodas xx

Afternoon kat what's your plans for today, iv managed to drown my android tablet in beer so put it in rice an into the airing cupboard"

Oh dear that's not good we've just had a quick lunchtime meet xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello again x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Afters all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)"

Oh dear you best take all your clothes off xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello again x "

Hiiii xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afters all

Your my wonderwall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)

Oh dear you best take all your clothes off xx"

And I assume lie down??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)

Oh dear you best take all your clothes off xx

And I assume lie down??

Yes I think that might be a good idea on your stomach xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)

Oh dear you best take all your clothes off xx

And I assume lie down??

Yes I think that might be a good idea on your stomach xx"

Well nothing bad can come of this haha

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Afters all

Your my wonderwall

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello again x

Hiiii xx"

Hi kat x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey x"

Hi couple x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afters all

Can I have you for afters x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Afters all

Can I have you for afters x

Before & afters? lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Hi meliodas xx

Afternoon kat what's your plans for today, iv managed to drown my android tablet in beer so put it in rice an into the airing cupboard

Oh dear that's not good we've just had a quick lunchtime meet xx"

Very nice, was a hotel for me last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afters all

Can I have you for afters x

Before & afters? lol xx"

Let me grab my coat x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)

Oh dear you best take all your clothes off xx

And I assume lie down??

Yes I think that might be a good idea on your stomach xx

Well nothing bad can come of this haha"

Now where did I put the oil ..... And thermometer xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Afters all

Can I have you for afters x

Before & afters? lol xx

Let me grab my coat x

Don't worry about anything else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afters all

Your my wonderwall

This made me chuckle

I have that effect on men xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afters all

Can I have you for afters x

Before & afters? lol xx

Let me grab my coat x

Don't worry about anything else

Ok, I’m coming au naturalé x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning once more to you all x

*Waves*

Hello Nursie

Thanks do you need your temperature taking

Well I do feel a little hot under the collar;)

Oh dear you best take all your clothes off xx

And I assume lie down??

Yes I think that might be a good idea on your stomach xx

Well nothing bad can come of this haha

Now where did I put the oil ..... And thermometer xx"

And all these other people here watching. Medical students?

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