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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?"
Some like it that way..so maybe...could've offered all the same..where's your manners |
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over a year ago
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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?"
Yes, you’ve got an arsehole haven’t you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?
Yes, you’ve got an arsehole haven’t you "
Not anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol 
Like the plural, do you mean double doors?"
Are you saying she needs double doors.....or is that a euphemism?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol
That isn’t a no to my question!!!"
Perhaps you feeling slightly patient.....could that have been possible?
I wouldn't worry. I think he was gay. I've been reading lots of forums and all sorts of things are apparently a sign of a man being gay
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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?"
Yes, you know the old saying
"If a man holds a door, you must shag him like a howa"
It's up there with "Red skies at night".
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol
Like the plural, do you mean double doors?
Are you saying she needs double doors.....or is that a euphemism? "
Don’t know the lady, just feeding of the friendliness of the previous message. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?
Did he say "you first" ?"
Yes
Then I said ‘aw thank you!’ smiled, and walked through the door |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Depends - did he prop it open with his cock?
Only true gentlemen do that. Leaves the hands free to provide assistance with heavy bags or taking her coat you see."
Or hang your coat on his cock. |
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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?
Did he say "you first" ?
Yes
Then I said ‘aw thank you!’ smiled, and walked through the door"
Then as you walked in front of him , he smiled as he looked at your sexy bum
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends - did he prop it open with his cock?
Only true gentlemen do that. Leaves the hands free to provide assistance with heavy bags or taking her coat you see."
Under the right conditions, you can even hang your bag on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.
Was I in the wrong?
Did he say "you first" ?
Yes
Then I said ‘aw thank you!’ smiled, and walked through the door
Then as you walked in front of him , he smiled as he looked at your sexy bum
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Doubt it. He was probably annoyed he didn’t get a fuck  |
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