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over a year ago
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"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF."
Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.
Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime "
No, I just stood there and did eyebrows. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep. "
May I call your father and ask for his permission to take your virginity? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep.
May I call your father and ask for his permission to take your virginity?"
You don't need to ask my father (GOD REST HIS BEAUTIFIL SOUL) just open a door for me and I'm all yours baby.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep.
May I call your father and ask for his permission to take your virginity?
You don't need to ask my father (GOD REST HIS BEAUTIFIL SOUL) just open a door for me and I'm all yours baby. "
Is "open a door" a euphemism for your vaginal crevice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.
Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime
No, I just stood there and did eyebrows."
Your loss pal. Or is it hers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.
Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime
No, I just stood there and did eyebrows.
Your loss pal. Or is it hers? "
I'll just fuck my homies instead. That'll learn her! |
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