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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh... so my dirty finger nails being inserted into your moist fanny is probably not going to be upper most in your regard here then?
Off looking for a nail brush and a thesaurus..."
Such a turn on  |
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Just joking!
Dirty finger nails is a massive no no
Women with skanky chipped old nail varnish is awful too
I do like the word moist if I'm honest... it sounds soft and pleasant
The euphemisms for the lady lower area can be subjective though
Having written various stories in the story & fantasy section of the forum it is often difficult to use various differing phrases... don't want to repeat same one over again and so sometimes you have to use a full range... fanny, pussy, twat etc
The most frequently refuted though tends to be our 'friend' the 'C' word. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just joking!
Dirty finger nails is a massive no no
Women with skanky chipped old nail varnish is awful too
I do like the word moist if I'm honest... it sounds soft and pleasant
The euphemisms for the lady lower area can be subjective though
Having written various stories in the story & fantasy section of the forum it is often difficult to use various differing phrases... don't want to repeat same one over again and so sometimes you have to use a full range... fanny, pussy, twat etc
The most frequently refuted though tends to be our 'friend' the 'C' word."
Fanny sounds like something a 5 year old would say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Using a phone at diner table
Yawning whilst having sex
Sex workers who clock watch
People who use their bread knife to eat a main course
Wearing brown shoes with a formal suit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told a your kissing wrong 
What if you are ?"
Hmmmm then I guess I have two choices, finding someone who’s willing train me in the seductive art of kissing
Or
Am doomed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using a phone at diner table
Yawning whilst having sex
Sex workers who clock watch
People who use their bread knife to eat a main course
Wearing brown shoes with a formal suit
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This is a great list.
May I add yodelling at the point of climax? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad breath for me I know we all get a bit drier in sex bit of before smells like you been licking a football teams worth of shit I'm out.
Can't help having dirty hands I'm a mechanic covered in crap 50 a week ingrained in my skin bit my hands are clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone talking about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
Now my keyboard is covered in coffee  "
Yer vur u bet any horn was gone after thinking of that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using a phone at diner table
Yawning whilst having sex
Sex workers who clock watch
People who use their bread knife to eat a main course
Wearing brown shoes with a formal suit
This is a great list.
May I add yodelling at the point of climax? "
Made even more annoying if they can't hold a tune... |
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