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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Say your in and tell me a little about yourself and what you're looking for on.
Using scientific algorithms (my semi decent judgement) I will pair you with someone else on the thread
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Some new rules though since the last thread filled up so quick
1. Say a little about yourself and what you are looking for, if you don't I can't help you
2. I'll try my best to get to you, no need to keep reminding me you're in 
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms.
It's all in the programming and source code  "
is that like gravy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms."
In the last 2 I didn't match anyone up with me.
But I did somehow get involved in an orgy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in.
I’m CitizenSin, multi award winning forumite with a thick french accent and a taste for artsy fartsy pictures.
I’m looking for an elegant play partner who will make me smile. I’ll try and do the same in return. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Comon POF you've got punters!
I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat  "
If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?
If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently looking for a female, ideally, with a pulse.
So it's not a deal breaker then?"
It would be, if she doesn't have a pulse but has an interest in brains, I'm not for her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play 
I'm a late 30s gent with a can do attitude who puts others before himself and loves nothing more than a laugh in good company. I like to eat out(pardon the expression) and I like to dance and would love to cut up a rug with a confident and upbeat lady |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Comon POF you've got punters!
I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat
If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?
If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you"
Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please? |
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"I'm currently looking for a female, ideally, with a pulse.
So it's not a deal breaker then?
It would be, if she doesn't have a pulse but has an interest in brains, I'm not for her. "
Damn, that's me out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Comon POF you've got punters!
I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat
If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?
If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you
Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please? "
Usually no, but because there is a surplus of men today. You can also have CitizenSin |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Comon POF you've got punters!
I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat
Ooh snap!!! Its going to be a fun couple of days "
Grrrrhoooowwwwwl!!
Pof Durtyav is also ovulating .. she is gonna need sorting pretty quickly too |
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I suppose if I'm going to make silly comments I should join in.
Big bummed woman with a shit sense of humour seeks someone to pretend to laugh at my jokes or at least not try and get me locked up. If they'll regularly boink me senseless even better! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a young black male quite beefy. And recently have had a massive urge to please curvy caucasion women. I have this thing about keeping everything 100% real with people i hate beating around the bush... like why not just beat in the bush lets take the risk of being caught. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suppose if I'm going to make silly comments I should join in.
Big bummed woman with a shit sense of humour seeks someone to pretend to laugh at my jokes or at least not try and get me locked up. If they'll regularly boink me senseless even better!"
Excellent. You and Jamescook1991 are perfect for each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suppose if I'm going to make silly comments I should join in.
Big bummed woman with a shit sense of humour seeks someone to pretend to laugh at my jokes or at least not try and get me locked up. If they'll regularly boink me senseless even better!"
Hahaha hilarious |
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I’m a lawyer based in north west, travel all over. I work hard and work unfortunately needs to come first. I have no time or inclination for more at the moment. The odd drink, occasional meal, naughty messaging and great sex but without expectations or hassles would be amazing. Good conversation cheeky banter and a naughty mind yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Comon POF you've got punters!
I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat
If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?
If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you
Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please?
Usually no, but because there is a surplus of men today. You can also have CitizenSin "
Your cheque is in the post, POF! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Comon POF you've got punters!
I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat
If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?
If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you
Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please?
Usually no, but because there is a surplus of men today. You can also have CitizenSin
Your cheque is in the post, POF!"
Glad I could help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP 
Read the rules woman!
I did, I keep things brief and to the point ! "
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no men, and may God have mercy on your soul. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start matching men up with each other if some more women dont join
I'm here, I'll save one. Make it a good one please "
How about Zipperdown |
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"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP
Read the rules woman!
I did, I keep things brief and to the point !
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no men, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Algorithms messing with OP’s head, he is going into meltdown from the strain
Now where is Mr Glass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP
Read the rules woman!
I did, I keep things brief and to the point !
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no men, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Algorithms messing with OP’s head, he is going into meltdown from the strain
Now where is Mr Glass "
Just take Kinky Biscuit Lover and get out of here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start matching men up with each other if some more women dont join
I'm here, I'll save one. Make it a good one please
How about Zipperdown "
He'll do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!
Where do you want me?
Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters "
Strong and milky with 2 sugars please |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!
Where do you want me?
Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters
Strong and milky with 2 sugars please "
I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!
Where do you want me?
Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters
Strong and milky with 2 sugars please
I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars "
I feel like this isn't going the way CitizenSin imagined it would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!
Where do you want me?
Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters
Strong and milky with 2 sugars please "
Any biscuit to dunk in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!
Where do you want me?
Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters
Strong and milky with 2 sugars please
I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars
I feel like this isn't going the way CitizenSin imagined it would"
It’s early days. They may still forget their Britishness and lower themselves to my level. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. Tried naked attraction, that failed, tried online dating. Found out I was dating yahoo, tried speed dating, ended up in speed fucking, and speed ditching. So may as well give this a go |
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"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP
Read the rules woman!
I did, I keep things brief and to the point !
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no men, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Algorithms messing with OP’s head, he is going into meltdown from the strain
Now where is Mr Glass
Just take Kinky Biscuit Lover and get out of here"
He’ll have to wait a while, sorry Kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!
Where do you want me?
Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters
Strong and milky with 2 sugars please
I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars "
You just be strong, we can be the sugars and add the cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bisexual Miss Piggy look alike transvestite. Kind, loving, syphilitic, beautiful, funny, modest. Liar.
Has a talent for killing threads x
Good luck with this one OP |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in but I live down South and I'm old which aren't good selling points.
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Should have just mentioned youre a southerner and left it there to be honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I’m Velouria
I’m back on the forum
And I’m looking for anyone who will humour me
That would be me then "
Yes please. Turns out I didn’t even need the stupid algorithm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I’m Velouria
I’m back on the forum
And I’m looking for anyone who will humour me
That would be me then
Yes please. Turns out I didn’t even need the stupid algorithm. "
You can have me too |
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By *ollee78Man
over a year ago
HARROGATE |
"Say your in and tell me a little about yourself and what you're looking for on.
Using scientific algorithms (my semi decent judgement) I will pair you with someone else on the thread
Go
Some new rules though since the last thread filled up so quick
1. Say a little about yourself and what you are looking for, if you don't I can't help you
2. I'll try my best to get to you, no need to keep reminding me you're in
Good luck"
I’m ideally looking for a good catholic girl who believes in no sex before marriage. I want to spend weeks and months getting to know her before we fly off to a magical island and get married.
Oh and fly away on a unicorn once the vows are complete.
Hopefully you can sort it out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I best get on with some work
Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter"
You all need to start reading the entire thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I best get on with some work
Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter
You all need to start reading the entire thread "
Or you could give us a rundown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I best get on with some work
Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter
You all need to start reading the entire thread "
Do your job minion or you’re fired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My match disappeared so I back in
The kettle boiled, tea was never made, msr Sin et moi have been at it like rabbits all day in my kitchen. Did you get lost? "
I was waiting on directions you forgot to send me whilst being at it  |
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I'm looking for somebody to look after my grand piano. It can be an individual, a school, a club, an old people's home, a church, or whatever, as long as the agree to some reasonable safeguards. Cost of transportation will be met by me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in
I just want a woman, preferable under 45 to kiss and have fun with, who'll stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. Ideally she'll also like cats.
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*cuddles and tells you you're pretty while stroking your hair*
You really are stunning btw. Fantastic pictures!!
Also...
I'm in.
(Let's see how this goes...)
Kinky as fuck (aka Submissive but sassy as hell XD. I keep things interesting ^_~), mind which owns and runs the gutter, crazy about Vampires.. (totally looking at you Mr J lol)
Not that bothered about sex.. just want someone to talk to and be friends with while seeing where things go from there. Errmm.. geeky to the core.. love gaming. Sci-fi/fantasy. Used to love reading..
Downsides: extremely picky in almost everything and mobility issues due to chronic back pain .
(Wonders if I'll kill the thread... ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok here goes. Damaged from a recent relationship, hard work, untrusting, big belly, big bum but despite all the negatives I have a pretty face and good boobs |
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