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"I have 2 weeks to live
I asked him if I could have the last week In July and the first week in August "
Did your doctor say that you could have the last week in July and the first week in August? I hope so. |
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A man goes to the doctor for some test results.
The doctor says "It's very serious I'm afraid. You don't have long left to live. I would give you about five left."
The man says "Five what? Months? Weeks?"
The doctor looks at his watch and says "four..."
"... three..." |
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A woman goes to the doctor for a check up. After several tests the doctor says "And now I would like to weigh your breasts".
The woman gets them out. The doctor grabs them and gives them a good jiggle, shouting...
"Waaaaaaaaaaaay!" |
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I went to the doctors for a prostate examination. He bent me over and gave me an extremely thorough examination then walked out.
A second later the nurse came in and said the words everyone dreads, “Who was that man?”  |
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Me “Doctor doctor
I swallowed a bone”
Doc “Are you choking?”
Me “ no I really did”
Me “ Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth”
Doc “ why did you come in here then”
Me” it’s the lights I saw then they are so beautiful “ |
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