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Mystery of the disappearing milk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I run a Milk Club at work.
There are 8 people in it, 5 on one floor and 3 on another, so milk is bought for both floors.
4 pints for the 3 which lasts over a week.
6 pints was bought a week yesterday, had to buy another 4 on Thursday and have had to buy another 6 today for the floor where the 5 who use it work.
So 10 pints has been used for tea and coffee in just over a week 
Give some ideas where you think the milk has disappeared to 
I have never seen anyone taking it who shouldn’t. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like you have a fridge raider"
I sent a gentle reminder email round today so hopefully that might make them feel guilty.
I like my colleagues, and I wonder if any are struggling financially and taking some home because they can’t afford to buy any.
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"It's going on their cornflakes 
Probably by someone not in the Milk Club.
I’ve said I’m going to be taking fingerprints and mugshots of everyone "
Put it baby bottles. That'll put em off
Or maybe not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like you have a fridge raider
I sent a gentle reminder email round today so hopefully that might make them feel guilty.
I like my colleagues, and I wonder if any are struggling financially and taking some home because they can’t afford to buy any.
More likely they can't be bothered to stop at the shops on way home
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like you have a fridge raider
I sent a gentle reminder email round today so hopefully that might make them feel guilty.
I like my colleagues, and I wonder if any are struggling financially and taking some home because they can’t afford to buy any.
More likely they can't be bothered to stop at the shops on way home
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So they siphon milk into another bottle? Seems more hassle than just buying a bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Typically fucking British.
E mails about milk.
We have meetings about the dishwasher.
We don't have meetings and e mails about work tho .......
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We have fucking loads of emails regarding work, hundreds a day.
They’re not important though.
Milk being stolen is extremely important   |
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"Sounds like you have a fridge raider
I sent a gentle reminder email round today so hopefully that might make them feel guilty.
I like my colleagues, and I wonder if any are struggling financially and taking some home because they can’t afford to buy any.
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Would be awful to think this but people do really struggle |
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"I was publicly shamed for MOVING SOMEBODY'S SANDWICHES once 
Did they think you were about to take them?"
Nope. I was putting my own delicious lunch in the fridge and moved the very sensitive lady's sandwich a couple of centimetres to the left. It was sandwichageddon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is guzzling it
Or my suggestion was that someone is bathing in it  "
“Do they like it pasteurised, ‘Cos pasteurised is best?
Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to my chest...”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watch out Humphrey's about... omg! 70’s!
I wondered if anyone would get it
I'm to young 
You are "
I’m not and my dad used to be a milkman at the time Humphrey was about |
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"Watch out Humphrey's about... omg! 70’s!
I wondered if anyone would get it
I'm to young
I like social history
I remember it first hand. you’re of the Dreft and Omo generation  "
I am!
Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face, with mild green fairy liquid. |
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"The milk militants in my office banned me from making my morning porridge with the milk stash.
Twats. "
OMG ....... nooooooooo Mike. You're a growing lad. You need your milk and obvs you thought they were all your mums and you just help yourself.....
nope |
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"Other floors using it.
Where i work someone once took the hamout of someones salad and but box back.
January has about 93 days in, so people may be struggling... "
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A woman I used to work with would eat her yogurt, lick the spoon and put it back in the drawer |
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We have builders currently working on our site that keep coming in and helping themselves to our tea, coffee, milk and sugar, and the scruffs don't even put it away or close the fridge door afterwards! |
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Apparently I still have stuff in the fridge at the office ... but I work from home and travel so not been in the office for a year ... apparently ... 'its my responsibility to dispose of items that I don't want'
Fuck it ... I'm not touching that shit... whatever it was that I left |
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