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over a year ago
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I’d make it so every month, 17p of your pay check goes to one of five charities (one for cancer research, one for homeless, one for care homes, one for foster children and an animal one). You can pick which charity. Boom |
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"I’d make it so every month, 17p of your pay check goes to one of five charities (one for cancer research, one for homeless, one for care homes, one for foster children and an animal one). You can pick which charity. Boom"
Great idea. Any reason why specifically 17p? |
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"I’d make it so every month, 17p of your pay check goes to one of five charities (one for cancer research, one for homeless, one for care homes, one for foster children and an animal one). You can pick which charity. Boom
Great idea. Any reason why specifically 17p?"
Nope 
It’s just not a significant amount. Won’t be missed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Solitary confinement, with no parole for the man that invented "pop up" adverts on the internet.
It was one person i recall, an American dude. He has expressed regret,but that's not good enough for me.. |
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Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now  |
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over a year ago
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now "
I agree with all of these |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
I agree with all of these"
If I was in charge things would be very different I can tell you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
I agree with all of these
If I was in charge things would be very different I can tell you "
And a better place  |
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over a year ago
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now "
I agree with this. But would also like to add on;
people who say interweb, chillax or similar get exiled to Mars.
Thanks. |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now "
Not sure about the elastic trousers bit- my PJs are very comfortable!
My first law in addition to the above, would be to legalise and regulate the supply of all controlled drugs to remove the black market profit motive and increase revenue/decrease cost to society.
In addition, large scale tax avoidance, by UK citizens, anywhere in the world, would be a criminal offence, subject be subject to SAS style rendition and seizure of monies.
And men engaging in repeat domestic violence would be subject to a good kicking themselves...... |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now "
Have I told you lately that I love you? |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
I agree with this. But would also like to add on;
people who say interweb, chillax or similar get exiled to Mars.
Thanks. "
I think we can include those on the list of things offences for which permanent exile is the punishment. |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
Have I told you lately that I love you?"
No you haven't ever told me.
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
I agree with all of these
If I was in charge things would be very different I can tell you
And a better place "
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I'd make all animal exploitation illegal as well as the meat and dairy industries.
Basically in my ideal world it'd be mandatory veganism.
(I'm not looking to start a debate, just answering the OP's hypothetical question) |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
Not sure about the elastic trousers bit- my PJs are very comfortable!
My first law in addition to the above, would be to legalise and regulate the supply of all controlled drugs to remove the black market profit motive and increase revenue/decrease cost to society.
In addition, large scale tax avoidance, by UK citizens, anywhere in the world, would be a criminal offence, subject be subject to SAS style rendition and seizure of monies.
And men engaging in repeat domestic violence would be subject to a good kicking themselves......"
You may have a draw string or elastic if pregnant or post natal |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
Not sure about the elastic trousers bit- my PJs are very comfortable!
My first law in addition to the above, would be to legalise and regulate the supply of all controlled drugs to remove the black market profit motive and increase revenue/decrease cost to society.
In addition, large scale tax avoidance, by UK citizens, anywhere in the world, would be a criminal offence, subject be subject to SAS style rendition and seizure of monies.
And men engaging in repeat domestic violence would be subject to a good kicking themselves......
You may have a draw string or elastic if pregnant or post natal"
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now "
Ummm do I need to hide my Maleficent purse and Disney princess tote? (Both I have had for the around 10 years and in good condition) |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
Not sure about the elastic trousers bit- my PJs are very comfortable!
My first law in addition to the above, would be to legalise and regulate the supply of all controlled drugs to remove the black market profit motive and increase revenue/decrease cost to society.
In addition, large scale tax avoidance, by UK citizens, anywhere in the world, would be a criminal offence, subject be subject to SAS style rendition and seizure of monies.
And men engaging in repeat domestic violence would be subject to a good kicking themselves......
You may have a draw string or elastic if pregnant or post natal
Looks like my PJs are doomed then! "
 I'll make an exception seeing as it's you. Just don't nip out to the garage for a pint and of milk and a giant galaxy in them. |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now
Ummm do I need to hide my Maleficent purse and Disney princess tote? (Both I have had for the around 10 years and in good condition) "
It's not law yet but come the revolution... |
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"Zero limit on drinking and driving I
Ah yes that's another one.
All people convicted of drink driving will be required to observe in a and e departments for six months. "
And mop up all vomit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Any animal cruelty should put the owner in jail for a very long time and banned from ever being allowed near animals again once their sentence is finished.  |
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"Zero limit on drinking and driving I
Ah yes that's another one.
All people convicted of drink driving will be required to observe in a and e departments for six months.
And mop up all vomit"
I
. People had better hope we're never called on to run the country |
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"Zero limit on drinking and driving I
Ah yes that's another one.
All people convicted of drink driving will be required to observe in a and e departments for six months.
And mop up all vomitI
. People had better hope we're never called on to run the country "
They should be relieved I'm not stating any other bodily waste |
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"Zero limit on drinking and driving I
Ah yes that's another one.
All people convicted of drink driving will be required to observe in a and e departments for six months.
And mop up all vomitI
. People had better hope we're never called on to run the country
They should be relieved I'm not stating any other bodily waste "
Lol. |
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"I'd make all animal exploitation illegal as well as the meat and dairy industries.
Basically in my ideal world it'd be mandatory veganism.
(I'm not looking to start a debate, just answering the OP's hypothetical question)"
I agree. And I’m not even vegan! |
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Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now.
I vote you as Prime minister  |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now.
I vote you as Prime minister "
Would I have to be nice to Mr Rees-Mogg? |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now.
I vote you as Prime minister "
As prime minister (which I voted you for as well), you would need a personal shopper. *steps forward* |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now.
I vote you as Prime minister
As prime minister (which I voted you for as well), you would need a personal shopper. *steps forward* "
I don't have the cupboard space to have you as my personal shopper |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now.
I vote you as Prime minister
As prime minister (which I voted you for as well), you would need a personal shopper. *steps forward*
I don't have the cupboard space to have you as my personal shopper "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Unemployment benefit to be capped at 37hours of National minimum wage, paid Monthly with national insurance contributions taken out.
The idea be hind it will stop the excuse of “ I can’t afford to work” |
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"Anybody who says that people in poverty should just work a bit harder will be made to live for a year on minimum wage.
Anybody who says that homeless people just use their money to buy drink and drugs will be legally obliged to remain silent for one month.
All politicians and their families will be required,without exception, to use the NHS and state schools while they're in power, live in social housing for six months and live on state benefits while doing so.
Anyone over 16 with a Disney themed handbag will be sent to a government reprogramming camp.
Trousers with an elastic waist will be outlawed.
Anyone who uses the word "real" in front of women, men or world will be required to write one million times "everyone is real and everyone's reality is different" .
I think that's it for now.
I vote you as Prime minister
As prime minister (which I voted you for as well), you would need a personal shopper. *steps forward*
I don't have the cupboard space to have you as my personal shopper
*sighs* rejection is so hard to bear "
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
I remember in one of Jonathan Swift’s books that the perceived intellectuals who lived in their head paid people to hit them on the head with an inflated goats bladder to stop them falling off cliffs
Me, I’d make it law you had to dispose of all goat bladders. |
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"Death sentence for proven paedophiles
Yes"
I was working for one, I wasn’t aware until after I had started, despite this after hearing his side of things I actually believe he didn’t do it..
I think his ex wife actually instigated it to get rid of him.
Thus sorry I can’t agree with this, which is sad as in general I do sympathise with what your argument is.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd ban all religion...
That should stop a few wars....
Educate for the here and now...that you won't get a 2nd chance....this is your only life make the most of it.... |
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"I’d make it so every month, 17p of your pay check goes to one of five charities (one for cancer research, one for homeless, one for care homes, one for foster children and an animal one). You can pick which charity. Boom"
That boom was the sound of me shooting the person who tried to take my money. |
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"I’d make it so every month, 17p of your pay check goes to one of five charities (one for cancer research, one for homeless, one for care homes, one for foster children and an animal one). You can pick which charity. Boom
That boom was the sound of me shooting the person who tried to take my money."
I’m good at dodging |
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