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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi All

Just letting you know the annual Clique meeting is in the usual place next Friday 6 oclock

The secret pass phrase is "squirting isn't pee"

See you there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg I’ll bring cake x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Shall I bring beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg I’ll bring cake x"

Excellent, this will please the Elders of the Clique

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

That was last years password. I thought you were going to change it so we could get some fresh meat in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was last years password. I thought you were going to change it so we could get some fresh pee in "

Gross

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall I bring beer?"

Beers is provided free. Just let me know what you drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was last years password. I thought you were going to change it so we could get some fresh meat in "

Last years was "No pain, no pee, no fun"

Remember?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we wearing face masks this year again not to know who’s who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we wearing face masks this year again not to know who’s who?"

All rules are on the Clique's super secret website on the dark web

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"That was last years password. I thought you were going to change it so we could get some fresh pee in

Gross"

Bugger that was an autocorrect typo. Fresh meat it should have said

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"That was last years password. I thought you were going to change it so we could get some fresh meat in

Last years was "No pain, no pee, no fun"

Remember?"

So that’s why I couldn’t get in. You lied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we wearing face masks this year again not to know who’s who?

All rules are on the Clique's super secret website on the dark web"

Yeah, and the first rules reads that the clique is to deny the existence of the clique under all circumstances

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was last years password. I thought you were going to change it so we could get some fresh meat in

Last years was "No pain, no pee, no fun"

Remember?

So that’s why I couldn’t get in. You lied"

I'll check with Admin and see what went wrong.

Your subscription for the year will be refunded as an apology

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come?"

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we wearing face masks this year again not to know who’s who?

All rules are on the Clique's super secret website on the dark web

Yeah, and the first rules reads that the clique is to deny the existence of the clique under all circumstances "

What clique?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about"

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes "

Shit we haven’t even organised someone to take minutes yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes "

They'll be on the Cliques news blog as always

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes

Shit we haven’t even organised someone to take minutes yet "

I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes

Shit we haven’t even organised someone to take minutes yet "

Our new internal AI system will deal with minutes from now on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes

They'll be on the Cliques news blog as always"

Will you be displaying your 2019 Forum Awards ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique"

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes

They'll be on the Cliques news blog as always

Will you be displaying your 2019 Forum Awards ??"

Yes, the Fab Forum Awards 2019 will be discussed in great detail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I assume we’ll be using the same secret dick shake than last year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi All

Just letting you know the annual Clique meeting is in the usual place next Friday 6 oclock

The secret pass phrase is "squirting isn't pee"

See you there"

Oh hush you arent "in" it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

I wouldn't recommend that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't come, I'm meeting my other clique. Send me the notes

They'll be on the Cliques news blog as always

Will you be displaying your 2019 Forum Awards ??

Yes, the Fab Forum Awards 2019 will be discussed in great detail"
I'll be there then , I can polish your awards for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool, do we all have to wear one red glove too? To identify us as fully fledged clique members.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

I wouldn't recommend that"

Wouldn’t recommend what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi All

Just letting you know the annual Clique meeting is in the usual place next Friday 6 oclock

The secret pass phrase is "squirting isn't pee"

See you there

Oh hush you arent "in" it!

No, none of us are

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Come join mine if you like. In my clique everyone gets excited about cake, not just the elders.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Come join mine if you like. In my clique everyone gets excited about cake, not just the elders.

Can we have gateaux???

Love a nice Gateaux

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"And I assume we’ll be using the same secret dick shake than last year"

That wasn’t the secret handshake

Errrmmm.... I mean what secret handshake... yeah carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s bringing the popcorn?

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"And I assume we’ll be using the same secret dick shake than last year"

Mmm I forgot about that. Seems I can make it after all

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

I got popcorn covered

Salted

Toffee

Plain

Salted caramel

Who’s bringing cup cakes?

Don’t forget gateaux

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we wearing face masks this year again not to know who’s who?

All rules are on the Clique's super secret website on the dark web

Yeah, and the first rules reads that the clique is to deny the existence of the clique under all circumstances "

For this meeting yes. But we will be discussing a change to this as some of us feel a dick 'windmill' would be more mature

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

I wouldn't recommend that

Wouldn’t recommend what?

Lets just the say last person who threatened this went UNLOS

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Come join mine if you like. In my clique everyone gets excited about cake, not just the elders.

Can we have gateaux???

Love a nice Gateaux "

Only if it's black forest mmm

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Can I come?"

If the non existent clique ( see I'm sticking to rule one)

wont let you come , you can cum with me

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Come join mine if you like. In my clique everyone gets excited about cake, not just the elders.

Can we have gateaux???

Love a nice Gateaux

Only if it's black forest mmm"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I bring my dog ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my dog ??"

Of course. Dogs get free membership

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my dog ??

Of course. Dogs get free membership"

Fuck yeah. You’ll love my four dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my dog ??

Of course. Dogs get free membership

Fuck yeah. You’ll love my four dogs "

More dogs the merrier

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Come join mine if you like. In my clique everyone gets excited about cake, not just the elders.

Can we have gateaux???

Love a nice Gateaux

Only if it's black forest mmm"

Shhh ,don't reveal the location . The other clique might send a spy .

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Can I bring my dog ??

Of course. Dogs get free membership

Fuck yeah. You’ll love my four dogs "

I have three and we have my daughters here at least once a week to stay over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come?

If the non existent clique ( see I'm sticking to rule one)

wont let you come , you can cum with me

You remember what happened to the last person who brought a plus one dont you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

I wouldn't recommend that

Wouldn’t recommend what?

Lets just the say last person who threatened this went UNLOS

I’m not threatening you with anything

Sometimes when I’m gardening i need to rip out the old bulbs and plant some new ones.

Let’s see who goes UNLOS

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Can I bring my dog ??

Of course. Dogs get free membership

Fuck yeah. You’ll love my four dogs

I have three and we have my daughters here at least once a week to stay over"

That’s if dogs allowed ...

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dogs are allowed.

This makes my tail wag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

I wouldn't recommend that

Wouldn’t recommend what?

Lets just the say last person who threatened this went UNLOS

I’m not threatening you with anything

Sometimes when I’m gardening i need to rip out the old bulbs and plant some new ones.

Let’s see who goes UNLOS

Just as long as you aware

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I assume we’ll be using the same secret dick shake than last year

Mmm I forgot about that. Seems I can make it after all

I recommend our favourite Norse Goddess be at the door to check (or is it shake) members’ credentials

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dogs are allowed.

This makes my tail wag "

We need to decide if lubed up naked wrestling is allowed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cliqueheads assemble!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cliqueheads assemble!"

No one mentioned Clique, please move along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still waiting on coordinates for this Cute Lingerie In Quiet Urban Environments meeting

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

I take it the hot tub has been serviced and cleaned?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apologies autocorrect is a terror

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Not sure if you noticed, but you post this in the Lounge and not the [name redacted] section...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wouldn't be a member of a clique that'll take me as a member

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Dogs are allowed.

This makes my tail wag

We need to decide if lubed up naked wrestling is allowed"

Watched a documentary on the masons last night. We have the secret hand movement of our own sorted. (Hold hand to chest)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a non clique clique? If so, can I join?

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Can I come?

If the non existent clique ( see I'm sticking to rule one)

wont let you come , you can cum with me

You remember what happened to the last person who brought a plus one dont you?"

Yes , the Elders were more pleased that person provided one to be sacrificed than the cake .

This all is of course hypothetical as it was never proven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come?

Come where? What I weird thing to ask. I don't know what you're talking about

I don’t wanna be in the clique anyway. I’ll start my own clique

Don't know what you mean, no one mentioned a clique

Well good. I’m glad no one mentioned your stupid clique. That means I don’t have to mention my counter clique that I will be starting

I wouldn't recommend that

Wouldn’t recommend what?

Lets just the say last person who threatened this went UNLOS

I’m not threatening you with anything

Sometimes when I’m gardening i need to rip out the old bulbs and plant some new ones.

Let’s see who goes UNLOS

Just as long as you aware"

Your not-a-clique Clique doesn’t scare me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cliqueheads assemble!"

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, nice try though

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I wouldn't be a member of a clique that'll take me as a member"

None would dare , you'd just take over and rule .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cliqueheads assemble!

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, nice try though

Would you say the words just simply didn’t click?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Wait. Do we get a cloak?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers"

Erm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers"

Think you might have got the wrong idea on this one

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm "

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wait. Do we get a cloak?"

You should already have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait. Do we get a cloak?"

Yes, it needs to be held in front of your face to disguise your identity as you skulk down the dark alleyway and give the secret knock upon the ancient oak door.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Wait. Do we get a cloak?

Yes, it needs to be held in front of your face to disguise your identity as you skulk down the dark alleyway and give the secret knock upon the ancient oak door."

Knocking shop. I knew it.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Wait. Do we get a cloak?"

Yes Harry potter revealed secrets of his invisible cloak and we were able to copy, will be supplied to all , daggers to match the cloaks are optional should you choose to take part in ceremony of the innocent sacrifice .

*TBC as the innocent not confirmed to attend yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cliqueheads assemble!

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, nice try though

Would you say the words just simply didn’t click?"

In my head clique rhymes with leek, so it took me a minute

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers"

Seriously??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Seriously??

This is why I like dogs more than please

#nofido

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo. "

And I'm sure it wouldn't be any dirty dog , just dirty minded...and one able to handle that devilishly angelic beauty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo. "

What is going on?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

What is going on?!

"
Maybe should keep them thoughts to one's self

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Traffic planning?

Hang on may still have a copy of ESP for logistic planning somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

What is going on?!

Maybe should keep them thoughts to one's self"

Yes, you probably should

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

What is going on?!

Maybe should keep them thoughts to one's self"

Yeah I reckon some people should

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This clique is falling to pieces. I’m glad I started my own

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Great, looking forward to it. Particularly excited for the fabled initiation ceremony. My 7" newbie badge arrived this morning

, but not sure the penis design is particularly conspicuous. Anyway, best not to question these things, I guess it's tradition. See you there!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This clique is falling to pieces. I’m glad I started my own "

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

What is going on?!

Maybe should keep them thoughts to one's self

Yes, you probably should"
I will. Maybe should of said fuck all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This clique is falling to pieces. I’m glad I started my own

Can I come?

Yes. You’re already in.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be another membership challenge this year?

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

And I'm sure it wouldn't be any dirty dog , just dirty minded...and one able to handle that devilishly angelic beauty

*No harm to dogs or the lady intended , and looks like the author of a misplaced comment almost turned into a joke , misread that intention too .

Coffee break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please "
Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dog's. This site gets worse. Beastiality. Dirty dog fuckers

Erm

Tbf, thinking of the logistics and positioning of it all I think it would be the dog fucking ME. No homo.

And I'm sure it wouldn't be any dirty dog , just dirty minded...and one able to handle that devilishly angelic beauty

*No harm to dogs or the lady intended , and looks like the author of a misplaced comment almost turned into a joke , misread that intention too .

Coffee break "
Two sugars, black

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please "

See the dagger did caught your fancy .

Expanding the search for clandestine is needed as finding an innocent one on Fab is proving more difficult than anticipated .

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner"

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?"

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)"

Yeah. Very silly

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)"

Can I be the Scottish whistle bloke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)

Can I be the Scottish whistle bloke?"

Youre obsessed

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi All

Just letting you know the annual Clique meeting is in the usual place next Friday 6 oclock

The secret pass phrase is "squirting isn't pee"

See you there"

I’ll bring crudities.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

"
Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)"

"Are you not entertained?!"

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)"

Glad you clarified .

*Puts a line trough " Get Tigers" on the "to do list"

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Damm just realised I’m washing my wig that day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x"

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she"
And so much more. Hottest woman i have seen on here x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she And so much more. Hottest woman i have seen on here x"

Wish I looked like her

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Will there be another membership challenge this year?

It's on the agenda. Some kind of gladiator type competition will take place

(like the game show gladiator, not the ancient rome fight to the death type. that would be silly)

Can I be the Scottish whistle bloke?"

Why would you want to be a bloke?

That has a high risk of destroying your sex life .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she And so much more. Hottest woman i have seen on here x

Wish I looked like her

"
Your fine as you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she And so much more. Hottest woman i have seen on here x

Wish I looked like her

Your fine as you are"

Aww man

What a compliment

Thanks pal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she And so much more. Hottest woman i have seen on here x

Wish I looked like her

Your fine as you are

Aww man

What a compliment

Thanks pal!"
Your bloody welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right let’s leave the weird dog discussion out of it.

Back to the medieval clandestine ceremony please Sorry guy's. Medieval torture or dung for dinner

Oh don’t. Has anyone watched ‘Versailles’ where they were shagging in the dungeon. My clitoris has only just recovered and I watched it about a year ago

Looking at your photo's. I get the same feeling. Wow x

Yeah she’s sexy as fuck ain’t she And so much more. Hottest woman i have seen on here x

Wish I looked like her

Your fine as you are

Aww man

What a compliment

Thanks pal! Your bloody welcome "

You should see her friend

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This clique is falling to pieces. I’m glad I started my own

Can I come?

Yes. You’re already in. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ..."

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

"
If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx"

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

Yeah it sucks ...for them ...

spontaneous combustion can be a killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

"
You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x"

I find not accusing people of being dog fuckers is a good start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x

I find not accusing people of being dog fuckers is a good start

"
Point taken man

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x

I find not accusing people of being dog fuckers is a good start

And not telling a lady to shut her face could be a sequel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x

I find not accusing people of being dog fuckers is a good start

And not telling a lady to shut her face could be a sequel"
I meant shut your face in the nice way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x

I find not accusing people of being dog fuckers is a good start

And not telling a lady to shut her face could be a sequel"
I meant shut your face in the nice way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Is it the same handshake as last time?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Is it the same handshake as last time?"

That wasn't a hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it the same handshake as last time?

That wasn't a hand"

It was my penis

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is it the same handshake as last time?

That wasn't a hand"

Oooo .. welcome back sick note

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is it the same handshake as last time?

That wasn't a hand

It was my penis "

Yours???

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Is it the same handshake as last time?

That wasn't a hand

It was my penis "

I really hope you mean " my strap-on" and it's a case of autocorrect going bananas

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Is it the same handshake as last time?

That wasn't a hand

It was my penis "

And very impressive it was too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A queen with low confidence ?

Having a bad day Your Majesty?

Sexy and beautiful are a mindset and attitude , confused at times with the outer packaging .

You lack none of the above .

And those red lips ...

It just sucks that all my friends are hotter than me

But

thank you

If your fella thinks you are beautiful and sweet. Does it matter what other people think. You got to be beautiful inside. To be beautiful on the outside. And you are. So shut ya face xx

Course it matters. I’m needy and attention seeking.

Nah - I know I look damn fucking good.

You do. Wish i was good looking. Can't seem to get a meet. No matter how hard i try x

I find not accusing people of being dog fuckers is a good start

Point taken man"

Excellent, then we can all move forward

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"And I assume we’ll be using the same secret dick shake than last year

Mmm I forgot about that. Seems I can make it after all

I recommend our favourite Norse Goddess be at the door to check (or is it shake) members’ credentials "

Happy to accept the position. Anyone like to join me? .. the door is always better with two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And I assume we’ll be using the same secret dick shake than last year

Mmm I forgot about that. Seems I can make it after all

I recommend our favourite Norse Goddess be at the door to check (or is it shake) members’ credentials

Happy to accept the position. Anyone like to join me? .. the door is always better with two. "

No, but I will be stopping by frequently to make sure you're doing your job properly.

Quality control is very important to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This clique is falling to pieces. I’m glad I started my own "

Need anyone to hand out the canapes? I'm quite handy with a tray!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God that was fun

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Sorry I can't make it, I'm washing my bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't make it, I'm washing my bollocks.

It’s been and done

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

How does 1 go about obtaining membership ..is there an initiation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does 1 go about obtaining membership ..is there an initiation

Yeah I do the interview process

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"How does 1 go about obtaining membership ..is there an initiation

Yeah I do the interview process"

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I’ll give that a Miss as I’m not a member

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does 1 go about obtaining membership ..is there an initiation

Yeah I do the interview process"

Is it an application process or by invitation only?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does 1 go about obtaining membership ..is there an initiation

Yeah I do the interview process

Is it an application process or by invitation only?"

You can apply! Just nobody seems to

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"How does 1 go about obtaining membership ..is there an initiation

Yeah I do the interview process

Is it an application process or by invitation only?

You can apply! Just nobody seems to

I'm on the door, you'll be alreet if you bring a gift, any gift

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