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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What you up to? Drinking decaff tea? Down under? Watching Babestation? Collecting your cat's wee? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you want. Smileyface

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By *ystic DWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Fed the dog ! Does he not know its 2. 47 am !!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

I have no idea what I’m doing. I should probably sleep at this point tbh

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

I just cant sleep. X not doing much really. Just took some melatonin and soon hopefully be sleeping

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Just having a cold beer and reading up on the ‘fact wars’ currently unfolding on here. Smileywarface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fed the dog ! Does he not know its 2. 47 am !! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MarriedCougar. Get your dog a watch.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Fed the dog ! Does he not know its 2. 47 am !!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MarriedCougar. Get your dog a watch. "

Is that a watch dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have no idea what I’m doing. I should probably sleep at this point tbh

You probably should.

I suppose technically, we both have done facts. Technically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just cant sleep. X not doing much really. Just took some melatonin and soon hopefully be sleeping "

I hope the melatonin kicks in soon. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Just having a cold beer and reading up on the ‘fact wars’ currently unfolding on here. Smileywarface"

Cheers!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I just cant sleep. X not doing much really. Just took some melatonin and soon hopefully be sleeping

I hope the melatonin kicks in soon. x"
me too. Although my dog just decided to start barking at the fox I can hear in the garden. So sleep wont be too quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fed the dog ! Does he not know its 2. 47 am !!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MarriedCougar. Get your dog a watch.

Is that a watch dog?"

It will be when MarriedCougar buys her dog a watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just cant sleep. X not doing much really. Just took some melatonin and soon hopefully be sleeping

I hope the melatonin kicks in soon. x me too. Although my dog just decided to start barking at the fox I can hear in the garden. So sleep wont be too quick "

Buy the fox a watch, for fox sake.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

Factwars were very good

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Factwars were very good

I never did find out what the 50 franc fine was in euros

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Factwars were very good

I never did find out what the 50 franc fine was in euros "

Fuck knows.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Factwars were very good

I never did find out what the 50 franc fine was in euros

Fuck knows."

Isn’t it annoying when a woman gets the arse when she’s forced to wear a chastity belt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get out of his dreams, get into his car. It's Billy Ocean's birthday today. Happy birthday, Billy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M

Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car (Official ...

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Factwars were very good

I never did find out what the 50 franc fine was in euros

Fuck knows.

Isn’t it annoying when a woman gets the arse when she’s forced to wear a chastity belt?

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!"

Eewwww ... nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Factwars were very good

I never did find out what the 50 franc fine was in euros

Fuck knows.

Isn’t it annoying when a woman gets the arse when she’s forced to wear a chastity belt?

It's only every couple of years.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!"

Wtf is everyone doing feeding the dogs now???

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!

Wtf is everyone doing feeding the dogs now???"

My thoughts exactly! They’d get told to fuck off and wait till morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gentil. Your cat and dog are probably thinking, why do we live with a human?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gentil. Your cat and dog are probably thinking, why do we live with a human?"

I reckon they’re thinking ‘thank god the slaves back!’

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gentil. Your cat and dog are probably thinking, why do we live with a human?"
. Hopefully the human doesn’t shit in the bath though

if my cat shit in the bath I would no longer have a cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x"

You’ve done the right thing!

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x

You’ve done the right thing!

He’s probably going to shit in the bath as a protest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gentil. Your cat and dog are probably thinking, why do we live with a human?. Hopefully the human doesn’t shit in the bath though

if my cat shit in the bath I would no longer have a cat"

I used to have a cat that would on occasion shit in the bath. Easier than cleaning the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just having juice and snacks before

going to bed

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x

You’ve done the right thing!

He’s probably going to shit in the bath as a protest!

Vile

A little bit of sick just came up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. You feel like a mean mum, because you are a mean mum. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"just having juice and snacks before

going to bed"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gab. Masticate properly.

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Not long been in. Fed the dog. Dealt with the cat crap I found in the bath. Dealt with the cat who did the crap in the bath. Why do we live with animals?!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gentil. Your cat and dog are probably thinking, why do we live with a human?. Hopefully the human doesn’t shit in the bath though

if my cat shit in the bath I would no longer have a cat"

No the humans are civilised. Well I may be something of an alley cat but I don't shit in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x

You’ve done the right thing!

He’s probably going to shit in the bath as a protest!

He better not shit in the bath! He's bloody massive! Which means shits are ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x

You’ve done the right thing!

He’s probably going to shit in the bath as a protest!

Vile

A little bit of sick just came up

I think you meant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey all! Just off from working nights so can't sleep my first night off. Dog tried to get me to feed him too, told him to bolt and now I feel like a mean mum! x

You’ve done the right thing!

He’s probably going to shit in the bath as a protest!

He better not shit in the bath! He's bloody massive! Which means shits are ridiculous

You know what they say about big dogs, big shits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a dog special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1908 Sullivan Ordinance is passed in New York City, making it illegal for women to smoke in public. It was vetoed two weeks later by mayor George B. McClellan Jr. Nice work George.

Imagine not being able to have a smoke while waiting for the bus. Then returning home to your husband, who puts a chastity belt on you.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

"On this day 1908 Sullivan Ordinance is passed in New York City, making it illegal for women to smoke in public. It was vetoed two weeks later by mayor George B. McClellan Jr. Nice work George.

Imagine not being able to have a smoke while waiting for the bus. Then returning home to your husband, who puts a chastity belt on you."

As someone escaping a violent relationship this sounds like a preferred alternative

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1908 Sullivan Ordinance is passed in New York City, making it illegal for women to smoke in public. It was vetoed two weeks later by mayor George B. McClellan Jr. Nice work George.

Imagine not being able to have a smoke while waiting for the bus. Then returning home to your husband, who puts a chastity belt on you.

As someone escaping a violent relationship this sounds like a preferred alternative

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"On this day 1908 Sullivan Ordinance is passed in New York City, making it illegal for women to smoke in public. It was vetoed two weeks later by mayor George B. McClellan Jr. Nice work George.

Imagine not being able to have a smoke while waiting for the bus. Then returning home to your husband, who puts a chastity belt on you."

This properly cracked me up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im awake downstairs on the sofa

for someone who absolutely doesn't snore, she's doing a great impersonation of one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woke up, can’t get back off to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning you early risers, evening to all the night workers and goodnight to all you crazy insomniac's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im awake downstairs on the sofa

for someone who absolutely doesn't snore, she's doing a great impersonation of one

Get some sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woke up, can’t get back off to sleep."

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Gemz. Hopefully you'll get off again soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning you early risers, evening to all the night workers and goodnight to all you crazy insomniac's!"

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Sam.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Jim how do I get the ladies ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim how do I get the ladies ?"

Learn to play acoustic guitar. And pretend to be into poetry.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jim how do I get the ladies ?

Learn to play acoustic guitar. And pretend to be into poetry."

So being an artist and cake baker isn't the right thing to do then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim how do I get the ladies ?

Learn to play acoustic guitar. And pretend to be into poetry.

So being an artist and cake baker isn't the right thing to do then."

Continue your art and baking.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jim how do I get the ladies ?

Learn to play acoustic guitar. And pretend to be into poetry.

So being an artist and cake baker isn't the right thing to do then.

Continue your art and baking."

Will it work though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim how do I get the ladies ?

Learn to play acoustic guitar. And pretend to be into poetry.

So being an artist and cake baker isn't the right thing to do then.

Continue your art and baking.

Will it work though?"

No guarantees, but it's worth a whisk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have a terrific Tuesday, be awesome, look after one another. Peace, love and bananas. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Have a terrific Tuesday, be awesome, look after one another. Peace, love and bananas. Smileyface"

Thanks Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a terrific Tuesday, be awesome, look after one another. Peace, love and bananas. Smileyface

Thanks Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bum-p.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hola again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola."

How are you doing Jim? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X"

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x"

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting."

I really have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting.

I really have

And the weekend has only just started.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Good evening Jim x evening all x

I suppose it's good morning now

I am at my daughter's looking after my grandson.

My daughter came to pick me up after my niece has been taken poorly

I just got pit of bed, nearly going arse over tit, tripping up a rather large toy.

How we all doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting.

I really have

And the weekend has only just started."

Oh it's over for me Jim. I can only cope with night of gallivanting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim x evening all x

I suppose it's good morning now

I am at my daughter's looking after my grandson.

My daughter came to pick me up after my niece has been taken poorly

I just got pit of bed, nearly going arse over tit, tripping up a rather large toy.

How we all doing?"

*Nods* Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Annabelle. Are you doing anything nice with your grandson today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting.

I really have

And the weekend has only just started.

Oh it's over for me Jim. I can only cope with night of gallivanting.

You're getting old.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Good evening Jim x evening all x

I suppose it's good morning now

I am at my daughter's looking after my grandson.

My daughter came to pick me up after my niece has been taken poorly

I just got pit of bed, nearly going arse over tit, tripping up a rather large toy.

How we all doing?

*Nods* Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Annabelle. Are you doing anything nice with your grandson today?"

I haven't got much planned today jim. I am having my hair done this afternoon and will be meeting a friend this evening, that will be fun.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I nodded off on the setee and awoke to my coffee spilt in my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim x evening all x

I suppose it's good morning now

I am at my daughter's looking after my grandson.

My daughter came to pick me up after my niece has been taken poorly

I just got pit of bed, nearly going arse over tit, tripping up a rather large toy.

How we all doing?

*Nods* Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Annabelle. Are you doing anything nice with your grandson today?

I haven't got much planned today jim. I am having my hair done this afternoon and will be meeting a friend this evening, that will be fun."

That's good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I nodded off on the setee and awoke to my coffee spilt in my lap

That's bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting.

I really have

And the weekend has only just started.

Oh it's over for me Jim. I can only cope with night of gallivanting.

You're getting old."

I am Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola again.

Hola hola hola.

How are you doing Jim? X

I'm not too bad, bobbing along. How are you? x

A little bit tipsy if I'm honest Jim.

You really have been gallivanting.

I really have

And the weekend has only just started.

Oh it's over for me Jim. I can only cope with night of gallivanting.

You're getting old.

I am Jim.

It's a factual fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bum-p in the night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bum-p in the night."

That's what our genitals do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

The only bump here was me falling over

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I like a good Bum-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bum-p in the night.

That's what our genitals do"

I bet they do when you're both on a day off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The only bump here was me falling over

Would you like me to kiss it better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like a good Bum-p"

I had heard that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The only bump here was me falling over

Would you like me to kiss it better?"

*Turns around* There, you can kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The only bump here was me falling over

Would you like me to kiss it better?

*Turns around* There, you can kiss it better

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Good evening Jim and all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all x

*Waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I thought it would have been Lorna, but I was wrong and incorrect. It was Times.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

By pure fluke...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

By pure fluke... "

Flukes count. I'm an Aston Villa fan, I'm hoping for a fluke on Sunday.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

By pure fluke...

Flukes count. I'm an Aston Villa fan, I'm hoping for a fluke on Sunday."

Maybe a lottery ticket as well as the odds are probably better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

By pure fluke...

Flukes count. I'm an Aston Villa fan, I'm hoping for a fluke on Sunday.

Maybe a lottery ticket as well as the odds are probably better

I actually have two lottery tickets to check.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning boys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

I'm a girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it would have been Lorna, but I was wrong and incorrect. It was Times."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

I'm a girl

Sorry Lorna, didn't realise you were still up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

I'm a girl

Sorry Lorna, didn't realise you were still up

I'm always awake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x"

How about hello, then? Ambiguous enough? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

I'm a girl

Sorry Lorna, didn't realise you were still up

I'm always awake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 2014 there's chaotic chaos in Swedish Sweden when the Swedish Public Employment Service mistakingly invites 61,000 people to a job interview in Stockholm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it would have been Lorna, but I was wrong and incorrect. It was Times.

times.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Morning boys

Morning you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x

How about hello, then? Ambiguous enough? x"

That'll do. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 2014 there's chaotic chaos in Swedish Sweden when the Swedish Public Employment Service mistakingly invites 61,000 people to a job interview in Stockholm."

That's a lot of people Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Urm am I invisible today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Hey you. You're up late x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x

How about hello, then? Ambiguous enough? x

That'll do. x"

Greenfaces all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1991 James Brown is released from prison.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x

How about hello, then? Ambiguous enough? x

That'll do. x

Greenfaces all round

Iv never understood why they are green.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Howdy everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1991 James Brown is released from prison."

What was he in prison for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x

How about hello, then? Ambiguous enough? x

That'll do. x

Greenfaces all round

Iv never understood why they are green. "

No, me either. I do enjoy a cheesy grin, though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1981 Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder record Ebony & Ivory.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy everyone

Evening/Morning/Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning boys

It's a bit early for mornings. x

How about hello, then? Ambiguous enough? x

That'll do. x

Greenfaces all round

Yippee!

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Urm am I invisible today?

Absolutely not Lorna

Night shift fatigue has kicked in a little earlier than I would have liked xx

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Hey you. You're up late x"

A month of nights... joy joy happy joy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Urm am I invisible today?

Absolutely not Lorna

Night shift fatigue has kicked in a little earlier than I would have liked xx "

Ohh I thought I was invisible.

I would do soooo many things if I was invisible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 880. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Urm am I invisible today?

Absolutely not Lorna

Night shift fatigue has kicked in a little earlier than I would have liked xx

Ohh I thought I was invisible.

I would do soooo many things if I was invisible.

There’s a new thread topic if ever I saw one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1991 James Brown is released from prison.

What was he in prison for? "

An interstate car chase, resisting arrest. And being a little bit crazy in the late eighties.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning boys

Morning you two

Urm am I invisible today?

Absolutely not Lorna

Night shift fatigue has kicked in a little earlier than I would have liked xx

Ohh I thought I was invisible.

I would do soooo many things if I was invisible.

There’s a new thread topic if ever I saw one!"

Ohh that's a brilliant idea.

I'm off to start it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 2014 there's chaotic chaos in Swedish Sweden when the Swedish Public Employment Service mistakingly invites 61,000 people to a job interview in Stockholm.

That's a lot of people Jim.

I'm glad I wasn't doing the interviewing. I don't speak Swedish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 2014 there's chaotic chaos in Swedish Sweden when the Swedish Public Employment Service mistakingly invites 61,000 people to a job interview in Stockholm.

That's a lot of people Jim.

I'm glad I wasn't doing the interviewing. I don't speak Swedish."

That's a lot of people applying for a job!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting a bit complicated now lol. Could be morning, evening or night depending on where in the world you're from

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, IC. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a bit complicated now lol. Could be morning, evening or night depending on where in the world you're from

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I think it's morning in Croydon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a bit complicated now lol. Could be morning, evening or night depending on where in the world you're from

I think it's morning in Croydon

It is indeed. It's still dark though so I can pretend it's not for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Getting a bit complicated now lol. Could be morning, evening or night depending on where in the world you're from

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Complicated times, as well as InnocentTimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 2018 Barbara Streisand reveals she has cloned her dog, twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Steve Harley's birthday today. Happy birthday, Steve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee."

Treat yourself, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was just live on talk radio!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x"

I was talking about being kind.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I was just live on talk radio!

Oh wow... do they offer a listen again type thingy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Oh wow... do they offer a listen again type thingy?"

Yes. Im tempted to listen back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee."

Its a enigma that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

I was talking about being kind.

More people need to be kind.

I often say to my daughter that it's nice to be nice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee.

Treat yourself, Jim

Finished. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

I was talking about being kind.

More people need to be kind.

I often say to my daughter that it's nice to be nice x"

I think most people are kind. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later."

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

I was talking about being kind.

More people need to be kind.

I often say to my daughter that it's nice to be nice x

I think most people are kind. X"

I guess so...I must have just encountered more less-than-kind people of late x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x"

She asked Darryl Morris what would he do if he was an invisible swinger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee.

Its a enigma that"

Not to people that know me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

I was talking about being kind.

More people need to be kind.

I often say to my daughter that it's nice to be nice x

I think most people are kind. X

I guess so...I must have just encountered more less-than-kind people of late x"

The host was taking about witnessing someone trying to take their own life at the train station he was at today.

He was then saying that actually afterwards what he realised was that most people were just trying to help and actually when you look you see kindness everywhere. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

She asked Darryl Morris what would he do if he was an invisible swinger."

I didn't but I should have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just live on talk radio!

Ooh...what did you say? x

She asked Darryl Morris what would he do if he was an invisible swinger."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

Ah my VPN is blocking access to the listen again function.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

Ah my VPN is blocking access to the listen again function. "

Ohh no. I was brilliant. And Darryl said he liked me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

Ah my VPN is blocking access to the listen again function. "

I don't think you can listen again until an hour after the show has finished.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

Ah my VPN is blocking access to the listen again function.

I don't think you can listen again until an hour after the show has finished."

Ohh that makes sense.

You can all tell me how brilliant I am at 6am.

I was live just after 3am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

https://talkradio.co.uk/radio/schedule

talkRADIO Schedule | talkRADIO

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim I just talked to Darryl Morris!

Nice one. I'll listen to it later.

I was brilliant Jim. People that listen well know my names not Lorna.

Ah my VPN is blocking access to the listen again function.

I don't think you can listen again until an hour after the show has finished.

Ohh that makes sense.

You can all tell me how brilliant I am at 6am.

I was live just after 3am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a celebrity now jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a celebrity now jim

Ash slept through the whole thing, so he doesn't even know yet.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I'm a celebrity now jim

Ash slept through the whole thing, so he doesn't even know yet.

You should just randomly play it back over breakfast and see if he realises

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a celebrity now jim

Ash slept through the whole thing, so he doesn't even know yet.

He has an aural treat to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a celebrity now jim

Ash slept through the whole thing, so he doesn't even know yet.

You should just randomly play it back over breakfast and see if he realises

We are not in the same house right now but he sleeps with the radio on. I was hoping my voice would wake him up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a celebrity now jim

Ash slept through the whole thing, so he doesn't even know yet.

He has an aural treat to look forward to."

He's heard my voice and opinions many times so I don't think he will be fussed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a celebrity now jim

Ash slept through the whole thing, so he doesn't even know yet.

He has an aural treat to look forward to.

He's heard my voice and opinions many times so I don't think he will be fussed.

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

That's my theme tune from now on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

That's my theme tune from now on.

It should be played every time you enter a room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

That's my theme tune from now on.

It should be played every time you enter a room

Ohh I can assure you it will be from now on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

That's my theme tune from now on.

You'll have to do Martin Kelner at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

That's my theme tune from now on.

You'll have to do Martin Kelner at the weekend."

I spoke to Mark on the phone first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBF_KNx96o

Donna Summer - On the radio (HQ) - YouTube

That's my theme tune from now on.

You'll have to do Martin Kelner at the weekend.

I spoke to Mark on the phone first.

Martin doesn't really take calls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1999 Aston Villa are the last Premier League side to play an all English starting eleven.

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