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Things you could say both in traffic and during sex.

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By *ikiLover OP Man over a year ago

Brighton

This is classic topic I use to get people talking and laughing. Couple of examples:

"Ooh I should've pulled out then"

"What an arsehole"

Or my personal favourite:

"You alright back there Grandad?"

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pull up to the bumper, baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rear end is fucked.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Oh no you don’t that’s a one way street

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By *adyHWoman over a year ago

South Glos

"This is classic topic I use to get people talking and laughing. Couple of examples:

"Ooh I should've pulled out then"

"What an arsehole"

Or my personal favourite:

"You alright back there Grandad?"

Love these hahaha

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m stopping because it’s red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could get a bus in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this dick was any closer he'd be up my ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No entry.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Looks a bit tight but I think I’ll get in there

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By *iamond coupleCouple over a year ago

leeds

Don’t go so fast, slow down and enjoy the ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Urm, that's a one way street, NO ENTRY

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Try going in at a different angle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My big end has gone. Let's burn some rubber & let's go for a ride.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's try dogging.

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By *wisted VinylMan over a year ago

Fife

watch this...

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By *ikiLover OP Man over a year ago

Brighton

"I’m stopping because it’s red "

Amazing!

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By *ll 4 herCouple over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

What a bell end.

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By *olly1972Woman over a year ago

bolton

Fuck me

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By *ll 4 herCouple over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

"Fuck me"

Well that's just asking for it

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By *olly1972Woman over a year ago

bolton

"Fuck me

Well that's just asking for it

"
hahaha

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By *ll 4 herCouple over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

"Fuck me

Well that's just asking for it

hahaha "

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here you go way tooooo fast... if you don't slow down you're gonna crash...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blow into this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just been bashed from the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could you get any further up my ass!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, did you want to go that way!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bear left

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What a cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No no no, that's no entry!!!

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

How much longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoa there is no way that's going in there, back it up babe. x

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"How much longer

Are we nearly there yet?

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By *inky SpiceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Daddy, are we nearly there yet?"

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By *inky SpiceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"How much longer

Are we nearly there yet?

Grrrr blast you for overtaking me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Daddy, are we nearly there yet?"

We'll get there when we get there

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Thank god the kids are asleep

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Are we there yet

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

We're going to need some rope if you want a tug

Need a jump?

Now if we just give this a little pump

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Shall I park it on your driveway or in your garage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you smell burning rubber??

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Go and get the jump leads darling

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Not sure what happened but it just fell off as I was driving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure we will make it, but it's gonna be tight"

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

Oh fuck ... he's cumming ...

...

to hit us ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you scream, I'm just going to go faster!"

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Now this just give it a bit more of a ch*ke - one for the older drivers amongst us that

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

That was a shitty reverse park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet I need a wee

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Oops....misfired.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think I could fit in there?"

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I prefer to be in the drivers seat

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Need a jack?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m taking the back route today

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Just been rear-ended

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

Oh come on, just get on with it!

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

As soon as the bloke in front of me gets out the way, I’m in

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

If they come back any further I'll be up their arse ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They came out of nowhere...

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman over a year ago

Could you go any slower????

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By *hatguywhodoesthatthingMan over a year ago

leeds

Watch out for that massive puddle!

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

Oh, look, its turned red!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just push in, why don't ya?

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Time to fill her up!

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By *rygveMan over a year ago

The Shires

Can I divert down the back lanes to avoid the carnage on the main road....

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By *ust cheerfulMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Great ride, let's go again

Ps: by far one of the funniest threads I've ever red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs will you hurry up... does it look like I’ve got all day to sit here and wait for you to pull out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get out of my way you fucking wanker !

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS over a year ago

watford

Fuck me hes going to under take me ??

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS over a year ago

watford

Fuck I've reversed in to him ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up this verge is reeking of piss

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Fucking twat !!@@!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez , I came close then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was a tight squeeze but I'm in..

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By *hatguywhodoesthatthingMan over a year ago

leeds

I think she’s flashing to let you in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs. How many more before it’s my turn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg you could get a bus in there. Sideways.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s way to tight to get something this big in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need the toilet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Typical, you hang around waiting for hours then two cum at once

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By *herrySnickersWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

What the fuck are you doing!?

It doesn’t cost anything to pay attention...

Can you go any slower?

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

It’s very wet take it steady

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Fucksake mate, are you waiting for a written invitation?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Bloody hell! The guy behind is right up my backside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you like the horn fucker?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery when wet

Indicate before you stop; don’t just fucking stop!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Objects may appear bigger in the mirror

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

There’s room for two more!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to back up

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By *agnar1980Man over a year ago

Poole

He won’t get there any quicker

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Are you nearly there yet?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Wow! Great handling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was a hard ride

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By *athan 123Man over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Wtf !!!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

You could get a fucking bus down the gap....

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Barnsley

Speed bumps my arse

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I didn't mean to go into her arse officer, I slipped

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By *rssexy mrbitvCouple over a year ago

Antrim

WANKER!!????

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

FFS .. stop looking at yourself in the mirror and pay attention to what you're doing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are we there yet?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Is he flashing me

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By *arren the doggerMan over a year ago

willenhall

Oh fuck ......it's pissing out from the flange.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Yeah just pop the back open and ram in as much as you can

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Look at that dickhead.

I ain't gonna be able to put it in that tight space.

Fuck me. Your fanny smells like ive blown a head gasket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there something in my boot you want???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could get a buss through there! Honk! Hooonnnnkkkkk!!!

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By *ltGirl24Woman over a year ago

Redcar

I'm not just gunna come because you're fucking waving! Someone else is coming!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me sideways(to people that can't park)

Is a favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need an automatic mate, because you cant use those gears!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the dashboard light

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think the gear stick needs some lubricant

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