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By *ensualbicock OP Man over a year ago

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Best "Your mum" insults

Ya ma shaves her cleveage with a flymo

And go !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum had a job at the biscuit factory. They used to push her face into the dough to make gorilla biscuits.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man over a year ago

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"Your mum had a job at the biscuit factory. They used to push her face into the dough to make gorilla biscuits."

You know her then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mums that fat when she fell down the stairs everyone thought it was the eastenders theme playing

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

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It used to be called a jumpoline until your ma started using it.

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By *wisted VinylMan over a year ago

Fife

yer ma's had more bellends than weekends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your ma's been banged more times than a barlinnie cell door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yer ma is so fat she has to use a satellite dish for a diaphragm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw your mum kicking a can the other day. I said what you doin? She said movin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yer ma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

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By *wisted VinylMan over a year ago

Fife

yer mums so ugly shes one facelift away fae farting through her nose

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By *ensualbicock OP Man over a year ago

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Ya ma wears Millwall socks in bed

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

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Your mum's seen more helmets than Hitler...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya ma had more pricks than a second hand dart board

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