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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You thieving shitgibbon!
You’re just mad because I beat you to it
You’re a complete and utter spunkgoblin"
At least I’m not a fucktarding toss monkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not very good with insults so I stick to Dickhead and C*nt.
Like to tell people to take a long walk off a short cliff if they are not appropriate though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck knuckle
Cunt monkey
Knob nugget
Baboons bollock
Satan's cockring
Beelzebub’s ballsack
Jesus’s jizzrag
Cock hobbit
You pustules polyp on the ringpiece of humanity
You dank dark tufy of crusty rectal hair
Your cock is as fragrant as a sumo wrestles jockstrap.
You have severe delusions of adequacy
You have a vagina that reminds me of pulling apart a cold chess’s toasty.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck knuckle
Cunt monkey
Knob nugget
Baboons bollock
Satan's cockring
Beelzebub’s ballsack
Jesus’s jizzrag
Cock hobbit
You pustules polyp on the ringpiece of humanity
You dank dark tufy of crusty rectal hair
Your cock is as fragrant as a sumo wrestles jockstrap.
You have severe delusions of adequacy
You have a vagina that reminds me of pulling apart a cold chess’s toasty.
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You know you’re the king of insults for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucktard, retard, Libtard, spazcunt, just cunt, gayer, chlorinated chicken vagina , mostly to friends and fellow road users
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Spazcunt hahaha that had me rolling on the floor!!! Can I nick it please ??  |
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Thundering moron is a good one.
Although telling someone to go in to the woods, find the biggest tree there and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it worked hard to make for them to waste by speaking shite is a personal favourite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards... An old one from school. Single words: melt and wetwipe are my go to ones.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.
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Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.
Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers". "
Frequently call my son's father "briefcase wanker" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.
Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers".
Frequently call my son's father "briefcase wanker" "
lol, love it. I always look at cyclists wearing hi-viz's and helmets and think "bike wankers". |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.
Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers". "
I call the bus wankers ‘loser cruiser users’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken Fuckflute, cum blizzard, stenchwench, hag, mong, fuckdump, boring cunt, woke brigade, my little phoney, pest.
and a simple sweet "bore off" |
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