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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".
What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? |
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That'd be just like somebody specifying 'my Ralph Lauren boxers' or 'my Paul Smith cufflinks'...
Why do such a thing?... 
Anyway, can't stop right now - have just poured myself a chilled glass of 'Veuve!'... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That'd be just like somebody specifying 'my Ralph Lauren boxers' or 'my Paul Smith cufflinks'...
Why do such a thing?...
Anyway, can't stop right now - have just poured myself a chilled glass of 'Veuve!'..."
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
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"That'd be just like somebody specifying 'my Ralph Lauren boxers' or 'my Paul Smith cufflinks'...
Why do such a thing?...
Anyway, can't stop right now - have just poured myself a chilled glass of 'Veuve!'..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I made this dirty slut squirt all over my new White Mayfair Linen Hotel Collection Egyptian Cotton 800Tc Sheet Set which I bought for £62.99 off Amazon with free delivery because I bought Amazon Prime so I could watch The Boys, season 2 out soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".
What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? "
i think shes beautiful with my superior intellect her breasts are overwhelming with my 20/20 vision and her knees are sublime on my axminster carpet   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat "
I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat
I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since"
Oh so you saw my video? I'm sorry it put you off hotdogs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".
What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? "
It's just a variation on the old theme of starting a thread about - how big is big?
Or, what is the biggest you've had inside you ladies?
Then saying oh, I always though my 9 inches was just normal lol.
Any excuse to brag. |
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"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat
I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since
Oh so you saw my video? I'm sorry it put you off hotdogs x "
I could never forgive you for this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat
I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since
Oh so you saw my video? I'm sorry it put you off hotdogs x
I could never forgive you for this"
I know how much you want to push me on the bed, pin me down and spread my legs wide open. Fuck. I want to feel your warm breath against my pussy. I want to listen to you moan with pleasure as you inhale my delicious hotdog scented vagina. I want to look down at you with your mouth wide open ready for my perfect warm hotdog.
I can feel your boner from here. |
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"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
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It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework? |
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"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?"
Ha ha!
"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch" |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?
Ha ha!
"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch" "
We should start up a 'Snatch Appreciation Society'. |
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"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?
Ha ha!
"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch"
We should start up a 'Snatch Appreciation Society'. "
Isn't that what Fab is in many ways? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
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I just wrote a status very similar to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".
What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? "
Hi I'm Fuzz...I'm married to Peach 
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?
Ha ha!
"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch"
We should start up a 'Snatch Appreciation Society'.
Isn't that what Fab is in many ways? "
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"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".
Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"
"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"
I just wrote a status very similar to this "
Ahahahahaha! Congratulations on your excellent penis. |
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