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over a year ago
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"Well past my best before date, but got a pending use by date
Yep I completely agree with this I am waypast my sell by date, 18 months off 60"
They found me at the back of the shelf I’ve been sitting on for years  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m like a poorly made furby. Kind of cute at first, but doesn’t shut up and constantly needs attention afterwards.
I’d be one of those odd things you pick up in the middle aisle of Aldi |
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"I’m like a poorly made furby. Kind of cute at first, but doesn’t shut up and constantly needs attention afterwards.
I’d be one of those odd things you pick up in the middle aisle of Aldi "
Now there's an image  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Special offer coz nobody REALLY wants it: free to good home due to feelings of responsibility rather than lust.
Creaks a bit, farts a lot. Emotionally unstable when dealing with own issues. Asymmetrical flappage, and face, as if designed by picasso with Parkinsons.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going out of date, I'll be 40 in a few weeks. 
Jo.Xx
Oh bugger off
sorry Doc.  
Jo.Xx "
I would love to have another go at my 40’s. I seriously hope reincarnation is a thing where we can apply what we have learned in this life  |
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"Special offer coz nobody REALLY wants it: free to good home due to feelings of responsibility rather than lust.
Creaks a bit, farts a lot. Emotionally unstable when dealing with own issues. Asymmetrical flappage, and face, as if designed by picasso with Parkinsons.
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"Because I'm definitely on the wrong side of 50
No you’re not.
I am too..I'm so far on the wrong side of 50 that I'm almost on the right side of 60 "
 I still say in true pants style, oh no you’re not.
Good to see you back by the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm definitely on the wrong side of 50
No you’re not.
I am too..I'm so far on the wrong side of 50 that I'm almost on the right side of 60
I still say in true pants style, oh no you’re not.
Good to see you back by the way. "
I prefer my front |
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"Because I'm definitely on the wrong side of 50
No you’re not.
I am too..I'm so far on the wrong side of 50 that I'm almost on the right side of 60
I still say in true pants style, oh no you’re not.
Good to see you back by the way.
I prefer my front "
Fair point, but you do also have a nice back side. |
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"Oh and the bit people aren't allowed to manhandle and yet people do. The poor poor people having to put up with my howl of pain  "
It's been 4 years yet my partner still reaches over in bed to pull me in for a cuddle, grabs my hip and digs his jabby fingers right into my pelvis despite the fact I've told him that after years of ovarian cysts that hurts like a bitch! |
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"Oh and the bit people aren't allowed to manhandle and yet people do. The poor poor people having to put up with my howl of pain
It's been 4 years yet my partner still reaches over in bed to pull me in for a cuddle, grabs my hip and digs his jabby fingers right into my pelvis despite the fact I've told him that after years of ovarian cysts that hurts like a bitch!"
Mine has a marker (scar). No touchy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because people get scared off by the fact that we are middle aged bi goths..
Totally read that as middle aged bigots at first ."
Definitely not bigots lol... |
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"Doesn't put any effort into it. Fat lass, wrong side of 35, loud, deaf and likely to go arse over tit. Snap her up today before she wilts."
Bloody hell, for some of us it was a different century when we were 35... |
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Tendency to be very grumpy unless in excellent company. Gets tired quickly. Makes poor decisions, especially when d*unk. My friends describe me as a bit of a fucking liability when it comes to just about everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tendency to be very grumpy unless in excellent company. Gets tired quickly. Makes poor decisions, especially when d*unk. My friends describe me as a bit of a fucking liability when it comes to just about everything. "
You've just described hubby |
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"Tendency to be very grumpy unless in excellent company. Gets tired quickly. Makes poor decisions, especially when d*unk. My friends describe me as a bit of a fucking liability when it comes to just about everything.
You've just described hubby "
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
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"Not so much Fab platinum as the opposite.
Let's not be mean, let's only gently take the piss out of ourselves.
Why might you find yourself in the Fab clearance section?"
Secondhand, seen better days and next year I'll be 60. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm ginger and wear glasses... oh the shame!!
Snap!!
Its actually quite delicious really! Well I think so anyway. 
Definitely worth the teasing as a kid "
Absolutely.... please don't tell me you had to suffer the NHS frames as well as the ginger hair too? Lol x |
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"Because I'm ginger and wear glasses... oh the shame!!
Snap!!
Its actually quite delicious really! Well I think so anyway.
Definitely worth the teasing as a kid
Absolutely.... please don't tell me you had to suffer the NHS frames as well as the ginger hair too? Lol x"
Yes arghh!!! My childhood pictures are awful lol |
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