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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Long boring day at work so for a little entertainment we can use food to describe our sex lives.

I’ll go with lucky charms as although there are dry periods there’s often a colourful piece of sugar on the next spoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vanilla ice cream. Plain but satisfying and goes with anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definetly chicken wings. Never have just one, so always in multiples, great with or without sauce (sometimes dripping in it even), and perfect for any meal or snack!

And just as great hot and spicy as it is sweet and savory.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vanilla ice cream. Plain but satisfying and goes with anything "

I was trying to end up with something about spicing it up by adding other things but I couldn't find the words!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Vanilla ice cream. Plain but satisfying and goes with anything "

With hundreds & thousands sprinkled on top?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ryvita.....dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vanilla ice cream. Plain but satisfying and goes with anything

I was trying to end up with something about spicing it up by adding other things but I couldn't find the words! "

Vanilla ice cream on lucky charms now there’s a combo I’ll be trying out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ryvita.....dry "

Aww dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Definetly chicken wings. Never have just one, so always in multiples, great with or without sauce (sometimes dripping in it even), and perfect for any meal or snack!

And just as great hot and spicy as it is sweet and savory.

"

Why is my mouth watering

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sunday roast, once a week but deeply satisfying.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Cheese and pickle sandwich plain but a hint of excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is like being at a buffet with an empty plate

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think mines an empty plate.

For someone who's 21 stone - I'm bloody starving. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of late extra spicy fajita chicken, all encased nicely with a great big dod of salsa, arriba, arriba!! Delicious. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Neapolitan.

If you know, you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Neapolitan.

If you know, you know!"

I can never eat the chocolate part though

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Birdseye potato waffle because I'm waffly versatile

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Birdseye potato waffle because I'm waffly versatile "

Comment of the day

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lindt balls - fucking incredible!!

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By *uxinteriorMan  over a year ago

south west , continental

Oysters with red wine vinegar and shallot dressing with a glass of G H Martel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oysters with red wine vinegar and shallot dressing with a glass of G H Martel. "

This means good right?

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By *ixie69Woman  over a year ago

leicester

Vindaloo. Hot hot hot.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

You know when you leave the cheese open and you get that dried up cracked bit at the end, that’s my sex life that is

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By *indaW50sWoman  over a year ago

Pontefract

The buffet at a party all fresh n ready to sample

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know when you leave the cheese open and you get that dried up cracked bit at the end, that’s my sex life that is "

Oh no you gotta wrap the cheese

Wait that sounds worse than intended

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Birdseye potato waffle because I'm waffly versatile

Comment of the day "

Yerse...I'm a winner already and it's only 10.30

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Birdseye potato waffle because I'm waffly versatile

Comment of the day

Yerse...I'm a winner already and it's only 10.30 "

And who said Monday’s were depressing

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Rice Crispies - snap, crackle and pop!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sprouts

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By *ormalguy8Man  over a year ago

oldham

Northern fish and chips, with scraps, few rounds of white bread and butter and a mug of tea.

Nothing flash but deeply satisfying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Northern fish and chips, with scraps, few rounds of white bread and butter and a mug of tea.

Nothing flash but deeply satisfying"

Can’t go wrong with Comfort food

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sprouts"

Lol I’m waiting for a marmite comment

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

That mystery take away box found at the back of the freezer when you have to defrost because the door won't shut anymore...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just the leftovers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sprouts"

I love sprouts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just the leftovers "

Hey Cold pizza in the morning is as good a breakfast as any

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Simply bananas

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Simply bananas "

So good for you and possibly relieves cramp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Starving and non existent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know when you leave the cheese open and you get that dried up cracked bit at the end, that’s my sex life that is "

hahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A beautiful box of chocolates, all tempting, tantalising and gets the brain ticking and excited about the contents.

You open the box with baited breath

It's empty

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A beautiful box of chocolates, all tempting, tantalising and gets the brain ticking and excited about the contents.

You open the box with baited breath

It's empty

P"

big squeeze hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Squeezy *

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Fruit salad

Plenty of variety and some exotic aspects

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A beautiful box of chocolates, all tempting, tantalising and gets the brain ticking and excited about the contents.

You open the box with baited breath

It's empty

P"

Oh no I actually felt the disappointment as the box opened

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Currently very similar to War Time rations, highly anticipated and not a lot of it

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Toast with no butter and moldy bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Toast with no butter and moldy bread "

Mouldy beard is fine toasted apparently, I’ve not tried it myself

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"Toast with no butter and moldy bread

Mouldy beard is fine toasted apparently, I’ve not tried it myself "

I’ll give it a miss, has it resembles my sex life at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Neapolitan.

If you know, you know!

I can never eat the chocolate part though "

I can’t eat the strawberry part

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The 3 week old half loaf of mouldy bread you found hiding at the back of the cupboard

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Tarka trail

I am like bubble and squeak.

You look at yesterdays left overs and think !!! Yuck I don't like the look of that.

But once it has been cooked in a pan, you think !!

Hey that was alright.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A plate of blancmange

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By *urtyGentMan  over a year ago

eastleigh


"A plate of blancmange "

Bastard well love a blancmange

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines past its sell by date....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toad in the hole.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A plate of blancmange "

Pwoah. Lol

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By *r MarmiteMan  over a year ago

Basildon


"Long boring day at work so for a little entertainment we can use food to describe our sex lives.

I’ll go with lucky charms as although there are dry periods there’s often a colourful piece of sugar on the next spoon "

Pringles... once you pop, you can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A dusty cream cracker hidden under the back of the fridge next to the mouse trap

123 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ust_A_Tease_To_PleaseWoman  over a year ago

South Wales: Newport, Chepstow

A very cheap and varied all you can eat buffet, with lots of low quality and unappetising foods.

Plenty of choice but very little taking my fancy.

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth

Marmite not everyones taste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A world buffet restaurant, full of choice and different flavours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

These answers are cracking me up

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By *ornyyorksMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Famine

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