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Forget the big spoon or little spoon, I need a good fork!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anyone else feeling the same?

I could work my way through a whole canteen of cutlery tonight

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Corkscrew?

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By *h89Man over a year ago

Hull

You might want to go careful with the ladle

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Definitely with you on that score OP, and no plans to rectify it for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna hide when you get to the knives

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When you need a tendering hammer let me know. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else feeling the same?

I could work my way through a whole canteen of cutlery tonight

I'm definitely in the same boat - although it's a crime that you don't have anyone to take care of your needs

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely with you on that score OP, and no plans to rectify it for a while

How is it possible that all these amazingly hot women don't have forks to call upon???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forget the fork... A good spooning always works best x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Corkscrew? "

Best offer I've had all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some very dish-y women on this thread - they are real draws...

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

"Definitely with you on that score OP, and no plans to rectify it for a while

How is it possible that all these amazingly hot women don't have forks to call upon???"

Probably because we're amazingly picky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely with you on that score OP, and no plans to rectify it for a while

How is it possible that all these amazingly hot women don't have forks to call upon???

Probably because we're amazingly picky

So you should be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fork only has one prong

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You might want to go careful with the ladle "

I'm no size queen

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Bend over and I use the spatula

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else feeling the same?

I could work my way through a whole canteen of cutlery tonight

Ive a lovely ladel you can borrow

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By *h89Man over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know about cutlery but I could definately do with a voluptuous recepticle and a hand with whipping up a nice sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else feeling the same?

I could work my way through a whole canteen of cutlery tonight

Now I wonder if my tongs could be of any use

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I've got more of them meat prodder things that can tell the temperature of the meat when inserted

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Definitely with you on that score OP, and no plans to rectify it for a while

Feel your pain

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The only problem with a good fork is that it leaves you needing another good fork

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm gonna hide when you get to the knives

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent"

My last was last night but by christ I could do with a proper good hard banging!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got an electric whisk if your feeling daring!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a guy I love to be spooned usually the spooner I would guest is the term never the spoonie and obviously forking is always after hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent"

Decent at your service ma’am!.... x;)

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Having to polish it does get a bit tedious.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

"My fork only has one prong

I'm sure I could manage with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent

Decent at your service ma’am!.... x;) "

Miles away

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The only problem with a good fork is that it leaves you needing another good fork

They're Chinese forks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick to the rolling pin, it will do less damage than the cutlery

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you need a tendering hammer let me know. Lol"

Could certainly do with a good hammering

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Sounds like some excitement needs whisking up.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent"

My "September" top trumps your "Well before Xmas"

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When you need a tendering hammer let me know. Lol

Could certainly do with a good hammering

Taxi to Merseyside please.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My fork only has one prong

You can poke me with it any time

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent

My "September" top trumps your "Well before Xmas"

September

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent

My "September" top trumps your "Well before Xmas"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to be all out of cutlery. I really do need to find a fork soon. I’m starving and struggling to cope just using just my hands

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Bend over and I use the spatula

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall I polish up the carving fork?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Me too! Well before Xmas now. Getting annoying not being able to find anyone decent

My "September" top trumps your "Well before Xmas"

September

Indeedy.

I'm a born again virgin, nearly

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