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Your friend is such a dickhead
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.
Who was it?
It was you.. Grow up young man! "
It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.
Who was it?
It was you.. Grow up young man!
It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag "
That’s so bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.
Who was it? "
Actually you ya prick you owe me a new kettle!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.
Who was it?
Actually you ya prick you owe me a new kettle! "
Fuck sake, that's twice I've done it now |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.
Who was it?
It was you.. Grow up young man!
It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag "
It's ok because..
You know the chocolate covered nuggets I gave you for Christmas? It's actually guinea pig poo.
And I injected old semen into your toothpaste tube.
And..
I hate you for bringing me down to this level. I'm a 46 year old perimenopausal woman ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.
Who was it?
It was you.. Grow up young man!
It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag
It's ok because..
You know the chocolate covered nuggets I gave you for Christmas? It's actually guinea pig poo.
And I injected old semen into your toothpaste tube.
And..
I hate you for bringing me down to this level. I'm a 46 year old perimenopausal woman ffs! "
Well I'm glad I did it then. You dont want to know what i put in your conditioner  |
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere |
"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..
Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round.. 
I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words. "
Well you pissed in mine apparently. Can I have that apology? |
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"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..
Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..
I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words.
Well you pissed in mine apparently. Can I have that apology? "
Looks like all this apologising could get interesting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..
Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..
I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words.
Well you pissed in mine apparently. Can I have that apology?
Looks like all this apologising could get interesting "
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