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Ladies, have you ever wanted a penis?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d want a good foreskin so I could play with it and push rice crispies under it.
In private.
Probably..
You can get Maltesers under a really good one"
That’s my Wednesday night sorted.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d want a good foreskin so I could play with it and push rice crispies under it.
In private.
Probably..
You can get Maltesers under a really good one
That’s my Wednesday night sorted.."
I'd like to eat that malteaser  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously guys... Why don't you paint some cute hearts and a butterfly on it??
It would make dick pics all the more interesting  "
I might paint a butterfly on my vijay-ja |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously guys... Why don't you paint some cute hearts and a butterfly on it??
It would make dick pics all the more interesting
I might paint a butterfly on my vijay-ja "
See if it attracts anything  |
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"I'd like one and all of the above ideas would be on my to do list. Especially the glitter paint, that's a brilliant idea.
I may change my profile from 'no dic pics' to '... Unless they have glitter paint on them'  "
It will be the new fab way, ditch the can of lynx and sky remote.... glitter paint and cock art |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep definitely the orgasm bit!
I’d also want to know what a BJ feels like haha
And of course helicopter daily! "
was wondering how long helicopter would come up seem like womens favourite part lol |
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"Seriously guys... Why don't you paint some cute hearts and a butterfly on it??
It would make dick pics all the more interesting
I might paint a butterfly on my vijay-ja
See if it attracts anything "
Haha I’m sure it would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like one and all of the above ideas would be on my to do list. Especially the glitter paint, that's a brilliant idea.
I may change my profile from 'no dic pics' to '... Unless they have glitter paint on them'
It will be the new fab way, ditch the can of lynx and sky remote.... glitter paint and cock art "
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"Seriously guys... Why don't you paint some cute hearts and a butterfly on it??
It would make dick pics all the more interesting
I might paint a butterfly on my vijay-ja
See if it attracts anything "
A hungry caterpillar... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier 
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!  "
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics  |
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"I'd like one and all of the above ideas would be on my to do list. Especially the glitter paint, that's a brilliant idea.
I may change my profile from 'no dic pics' to '... Unless they have glitter paint on them' "
That's a great idea. Dresses them up a little |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously guys... Why don't you paint some cute hearts and a butterfly on it??
It would make dick pics all the more interesting
I might paint a butterfly on my vijay-ja
See if it attracts anything
A hungry caterpillar... "
Oooo..
Creative |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics "
Typical, the first MLS I miss and there's dick painting  |
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"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics "
You’d definitely have a queue. Can you make it edible paint and glitter |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"In a similar vein, I'd definitely like to know how it feels to have a vag
I would want to try sitting on a washing machine on full spin..."
I have no interest in having a vagina, I just want the boobs for a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics
You’d definitely have a queue. Can you make it edible paint and glitter "
Ooo i will Google lol!! Imagine :D
I might be struck off MLS guestlist lol |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics
Typical, the first MLS I miss and there's dick painting "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a similar vein, I'd definitely like to know how it feels to have a vag
I would want to try sitting on a washing machine on full spin...
I have no interest in having a vagina, I just want the boobs for a bit."
Boobs are amazing.. I stroke mine a lot, especially at work.. They are so soft and warm |
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"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics
You’d definitely have a queue. Can you make it edible paint and glitter
Ooo i will Google lol!! Imagine :D
I might be struck off MLS guestlist lol "
Erm yes maybe.... have to make it a side thing, pre MLS art |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"In a similar vein, I'd definitely like to know how it feels to have a vag
I would want to try sitting on a washing machine on full spin...
I have no interest in having a vagina, I just want the boobs for a bit.
Boobs are amazing.. I stroke mine a lot, especially at work.. They are so soft and warm "
Are you a Nurse? Or a French Maid? Just trying to paint a picture. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a similar vein, I'd definitely like to know how it feels to have a vag
I would want to try sitting on a washing machine on full spin...
I have no interest in having a vagina, I just want the boobs for a bit.
Boobs are amazing.. I stroke mine a lot, especially at work.. They are so soft and warm
Are you a Nurse? Or a French Maid? Just trying to paint a picture."
I'm a prison warden... Spend my time doing lot of strip searches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I might have done a lot better at school if I didn’t have one to hand....all things considered....but then again think of all the things I would have missed out on  |
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"I'd love one.. I'd probably get some glitter and body paint to make it a little prettier
I can't believe I've never thought of doing this!!
I know! I feel like I've found a gap in the market.. Maybe I'll have a stall at MLS and offer to paint all the dics "
Some of the Dicks need painting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else?"
And there are the likes of me wishing I didn't have one x |
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"And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else?"
Would you let me grab some lunch before you start on the fridge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else?
And there are the likes of me wishing I didn't have one x "
The multicoloured nature of fab is one of its joys. My wanting to experiment with one doesn’t in any way reflect on your desire not to have one. Maybe start a ‘what would you do if you had a fanny?’ thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else?
Would you let me grab some lunch before you start on the fridge? "
Be quick, I can feel it pulling me to the hummus.. |
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"And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else?
Would you let me grab some lunch before you start on the fridge?
Be quick, I can feel it pulling me to the hummus.."
I'm going to use a knife to spread the houmous on the pitta bread if you don't mind. |
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We're probably all fascinated by what we don't have. Some women wonder what having a cock would be like & of course guys are utterly fascinated by boobs cos we have nowhere on our bodies that is comparable for softness & bounce lol. Nature's curiosity that ensures the species attracts to each other & life goes on. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I got one I'd want to keep it and never have a another period.
Id moan about how pathetic sanitary products adverts and tena lady adverts are just so annoying.
Moan about how I can never get any pussy.
Wank
Helicopters
Experience the male orgasm
Pee outside
Train myself to last for ages etc.
Try not to be freaked out by waking up with a body part hard as hell each morning.
And if I had the opportunity dig it in someone elses bum cheek for once!
The malteasers sounds amusing too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what would you do if you got one?
I really envy men the ability to just pee and go in almost any environment.
If I actually had one I think I’d spend the first few days just sticking it in random things, probably mainly food stuffs, to see how it felt.Work my way through the fridge.
And writing my name in piss. Like with a sparkler.
Anyone else?"
Oh yes I'd never go out and I can retire BOB. I'd love to stick it in a trifle see how it feels and swirl it all about!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'd get my deodorant spray and measure it photograph it and post on here..
Just has to be done
Can you then change your name to 'Right Guard'
I think she may need a guard from you"
MEEEE? I'm adorable. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get my deodorant spray and measure it photograph it and post on here..
Just has to be done
Can you then change your name to 'Right Guard'
I think she may need a guard from you"
Ohh I'd be.. lynx |
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"I'd get my deodorant spray and measure it photograph it and post on here..
Just has to be done
Can you then change your name to 'Right Guard'
I think she may need a guard from you
Ohh I'd be.. lynx"
Wild and untamed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Well except when I want lots of sex but it has to come with that bit of skin on the end...
What's it called?
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Oh yes, A MAN!
And hopefully a brain. "
They "shouldnt" be mutually exclusive! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"No.
Well except when I want lots of sex but it has to come with that bit of skin on the end...
What's it called?
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Oh yes, A MAN!
And hopefully a brain.
They "shouldnt" be mutually exclusive!"
No, but a few guys on here make you question that. Lol |
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I would want to play with it a lot and watch how it responds to things/people 
