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What would you do if you woke up as boris?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would say omg I cant believe what I have done. I need a hair cut and I have to stop brexit at any cost lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be afraid

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By *ara JTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol East

Does he like haribos, though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assassinate any member of my party opposed to Brexit.

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Pluck out mine eyes.

Far too piggy.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

Rub my hands together and think wow that’s my pension sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join the Labour Party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a new hair style

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Shag a load of prime minister groupies

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Comb my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Encourage people to eat more fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Resign

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does he like haribos, though?

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Yes I think he do like harbos too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does he like haribos, though?

Yes I think he do like harbos too

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Haribos*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be afraid

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Yes that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rub my hands together and think wow that’s my pension sorted!

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Yes it would be a very big pension too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably turn to Dominic Cummings and say "um, are we the baddies?" Mitchell and Webb style...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would say omg I cant believe what I have done. I need a hair cut and I have to stop brexit at any cost lol

Good call - I’d do the same.

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By *avenTinaCouple over a year ago

Southport

Get brexit done

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By *reedy_for_funCouple over a year ago

My House

Get a conscious and hopefully feel empathy for the first time in my life

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Stumble into nannies room and stick my knob in.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd probably have some sort of mental breakdown and end up hospitalised, is the honest answer.

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By *zQTWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

Commit suicide and take Trump with me?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Fuck his mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoot myself

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Get my water cannon back.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Get help for being a narcissistic sociopath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rejoice

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Id change the age of retirement for women to 50, then identity as female.

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By *ayRosesWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sign the Section 30 order

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Write the NHS a blank cheque.

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By *arksxMan over a year ago

Leicester / London

Find out exactly how many children I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would say omg I cant believe what I have done. I need a hair cut and I have to stop brexit at any cost lol

Good call - I’d do the same."
Ty and that is good you also would do that

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Probably turn to Dominic Cummings and say "um, are we the baddies?" Mitchell and Webb style..."

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Die in a ditch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would say omg I cant believe what I have done. I need a hair cut and I have to stop brexit at any cost lol

Top myself , for the sake of the country.

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By *man79Man over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Scrap Brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id high 5 myself smile and comb my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would say omg I cant believe what I have done. I need a hair cut and I have to stop brexit at any cost lol

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bend Esther McVey over the desk, making het beg for her ministerial role

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By *erynaughtyMan over a year ago

Derby

I’d pmsl when I looked at the pathetic candidates lining up to lead the so called opposition lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roll over and poke that blonde thing he kicks about with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Head to the place and tender my resignation, effectively immediately. On the journey over write a public apology for being a complete arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

karloff I'd go back to Transylvania

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Sort my hair out!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Go for a walk with my cabinet on the beach of the North Sentinal island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck his mrs

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Dye my hair pink

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Take a drive in the official JAG Limo over to Labour HQ and shout"Let's have a look at what you could have won"

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Demand a recount

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By *indy777Couple over a year ago

Hampshire

Get the US diplomat’s wife that killed the motorcyclist to get back here and face the music!

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Scratch my balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd keep it simple and work toward world peace. After lunch, I'd have some 1-on-1 time with Priti Patel I hear she's a right goer.

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