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You know you have had one too many
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over a year ago
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"When you wake up half in the back door and half in the garden 
Was that getting in or trying to escape?"
I was trying to get in and did'nt quite make it  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When you wake up half in the back door and half in the garden
Was that getting in or trying to escape?
I was trying to get in and did'nt quite make it "
I think that wins... nothing I can confess would be as funny as that. Thanks for the smile on a gloomy, wet day.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!"
That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once?  |
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"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!
That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once? "
When the drink's in the whitt's out. I woke up in a travel lodge loft when they had no room. after taking a vase pissing in it and leaving it in a cupboard before heading to the loft. Just the tip of the ice berg. Don't drink at all now.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!
That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once? When the drink's in the whitt's out. I woke up in a travel lodge loft when they had no room. after taking a vase pissing in it and leaving it in a cupboard before heading to the loft. Just the tip of the ice berg. Don't drink at all now. "
At least they didn't put you in a stable... or maybe they should have? |
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"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!
That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once? When the drink's in the whitt's out. I woke up in a travel lodge loft when they had no room. after taking a vase pissing in it and leaving it in a cupboard before heading to the loft. Just the tip of the ice berg. Don't drink at all now.
At least they didn't put you in a stable... or maybe they should have?"
Nae chance I can do sophistication for sex no problems madame  |
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when you open your handbag the next morning to find its full of cold vomit... happened to a friend of mine, i'd put her to bed in my spare room the night before cos i didn't think her safe to go home alone.
unfortunately as she walked up to her door the next morning she opened her bag without looking down...  |
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woke up once wraped around a tree in the woods behind the barracks i was staying at in germany thing is the tree was 500 yards in the wrong way from the bar which was 4 doors down from me in the block how i ended up outside half a klick away??? |
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Oh I have loads of these!
When you realise you have spent £300 on alcohol in one night (just on yourself)
When you are still d*unk at 10pm the next night.
When you wake up on the bathroom floor at midday because your housemate thought you were in the bath for 2 hours when actually you were there from 3am.
When you completely forget 6 hours of your life.
When u try to snog ur ex's best mate.
When you end up in hospital.
When you try it on with a totally random couple on your first night in a hotel and u bump into them the next day and the mrs says you ruined her holiday.
When you know u had sex but have no idea who with.
When u let your standards drop well below par and feel sick the next day due to mortification not hangover. |
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