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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

"A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, 'You're right, it's supposed to be up the bum!'"

I'm here all week....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive just laughed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Did you hear about the two dyslexics who went to a toga party dressed as goats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple  over a year ago

on the move

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I went to buy some camouflaged trouses the other day....

But I couldn't find any

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get your coats

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By *WfuncoupleCouple  over a year ago

uk

I went to a fancy dress shop in Birmingham and asked for a kipper tie.

The man behind the counter said “certainly, milk and sugar?”

Ba boom tish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat

A lifetime ban from the petting zoo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sister works for the gas board, do you wanna meter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My sister works for the gas board, do you wanna meter "
looks like you yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My sister works for the gas board, do you wanna meter "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Monkey walks into the pub

Sits down and orders a pint of stela and a packet of crisps

The barman says " bloody hell yout should work at the circus"

Monkey " why are they looking for electricians? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This year is going to be a great year, I can tell, I've got 20-20 vision..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call a magician that’s lost his magic?

Ian

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

You've got to hand it to them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You've got to hand it to them"

Have we won an award

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

ka-boom tish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two monkeys in a bath.

One goes 'oohh oohh aahh aahh aahh'

the other says 'shut up Dave, the waters not that cold'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What the worst vegetable to bring on a boat

A leek

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"You've got to hand it to them

Who?

Ticket collectors

Have we won an award "

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By *iker boy 69Man  over a year ago

midlands

My lesbian neighbours bought me a rolex for my 40th, cuz when asked what i wanted for my birthday i said i wanna watch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two monkeys in a bath.

One goes 'oohh oohh aahh aahh aahh'

the other says 'shut up Dave, the waters not that cold'"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you call a magician that’s lost his magic?

Ian "

I will be telling this for years!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What do you call a man with no shinns

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call a man with rabbits up his bum?

Warren

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I went to the doctors for a Strawberry growing up my bum

He said I've got some cream for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to the doctors for a Strawberry growing up my bum

He said I've got some cream for that"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I went to a fancy dress shop in Birmingham and asked for a kipper tie.

The man behind the counter said “certainly, milk and sugar?”

Ba boom tish"

Have a cigar that man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My lesbian neighbours bought me a rolex for my 40th, cuz when asked what i wanted for my birthday i said i wanna watch"

This one and the magician / Ian joke

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Top class work! Giggling away here

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''"

Effing brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

Effing brilliant! "

I am here till Thursday lol

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What do you call a magician that’s lost his magic?

Ian

I will be telling this for years! "

took a tiny while to figure that out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you call a magician that’s lost his magic?

Ian

I will be telling this for years!

took a tiny while to figure that out "

Keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

Effing brilliant! I am here till Thursday lol "

I’ll miss you by Friday!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

Effing brilliant! I am here till Thursday lol

I’ll miss you by Friday! "

send me a lady friend i'll be here till next week lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

Effing brilliant! I am here till Thursday lol

I’ll miss you by Friday! send me a lady friend i'll be here till next week lol "

Any preference!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A young boy approached his father and asked him if he could explain the difference between theory and reality. The father happily agreed to explain it in terms he would understand.

Father: “run up to your older sisters room and ask her if she would have sex with a stranger for a million quid”

The boy ran up and asked his sister to which she replied “sure, I guess”

The boy runs down and reports the news to his father to which his father replied “go ask your mother the same question”.

The boy ran upstairs and the mother replied “that’s a lot of money, why not”

The boy reports the news again.

Father: “you see son, in theory, we may be sitting on 2 million quid....but in reality, we’re just living with 2 slags”.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

Effing brilliant! I am here till Thursday lol

I’ll miss you by Friday! send me a lady friend i'll be here till next week lol

Any preference!?"

blonde but anyone not too big,skinny, or old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"grandson watching news on tele with his grandad

grandad say'' economy, terrorism ,environment world's in a bad way''.

grandson'' tell me something I don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse elbow deep ''

Effing brilliant! I am here till Thursday lol

I’ll miss you by Friday! send me a lady friend i'll be here till next week lol

Any preference!?blonde but anyone not too big,skinny, or old "

I have just the man!

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By *ornyhappyCouple  over a year ago

perth

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "you man the gun and I'll drive".

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "you man the gun and I'll drive"."

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman  over a year ago

Brecon

What do you call a french man in sandals ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you call a french man in sandals ? "

???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If your uncle jack helped you off a horse

Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"What do you call a french man in sandals ?

???"

Phillipe Flopp

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By *ierre55Man  over a year ago

Stafford

what did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged

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By *ost SockMan  over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

What’s Brown and smells of poo?

Gordon Brown, having a poo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb.

Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change.

I thank you

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