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WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
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Mine doesn't say that  |
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
"
I don’t have a boyfriend |
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend "
And my luck is in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in "
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again! |
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again!"
And there’s an added bonus |
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again!
And there’s an added bonus "
NOOOOO!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again!
And there’s an added bonus
NOOOOO!!!!!!!"
You know I don’t mean it POF  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again!
And there’s an added bonus
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
You know I don’t mean it POF "
Dont do that. I've been hurt too many times before |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again!
And there’s an added bonus
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
You know I don’t mean it POF
Dont do that. I've been hurt too many times before"
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WARNING.... IT’S A RANT!!
Like a lot of other ladies on here... I’d like to meet for F/F play so scour the lists of pretty little Unicorns.... only to find MERMAIDS. Every. Bleeding. Time.
A beautiful profile, a siren indeed, luring you in with their beautiful sound (promises of looking for FF play) only to snare you at the last second and drag your mojo to it’s death with the words... “my boyfriend would have to be there”.
Get a couples profile you absolute freaking morons... (can you tell I’m getting fed up!)
I don’t have a boyfriend
And my luck is in
I swear to god you 2 best send me videos of this or we'll never be friends again!
And there’s an added bonus
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
You know I don’t mean it POF
Dont do that. I've been hurt too many times before
Mwah"
*erection*  |
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You should have given her two options for the boyfriend .
1. Yes no problem , but he will be sitting blind folded in the corner , cuffed if he won't behave .
2. Cameraman
Not cool not mentioning the boyfriend on profile .
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"You should have given her two options for the boyfriend .
1. Yes no problem , but he will be sitting blind folded in the corner , cuffed if he won't behave .
2. Cameraman
Not cool not mentioning the boyfriend on profile .
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1 and 2 would be too much pleasure rather than punishment for my OH 
Joking aside, it is a tad annoying when it's clear from the offset what you're after, they agree it's their thing too, and then last minute find out the GF was used as bait to try and influence muscling in the BF/hubby/partner at the 12th hr.
Makes us both wonder how much of the play is mutual or how much is his will being pushed onto his partner |
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Nice analogy OP. 
