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"You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit." *cue seedy jazz music* Ooww you’re all wet, better get you out of those clothes. Let me rub you with a towel and warm you up. Is that your 'equipment' bulging in your boxers, I’d better check it’s still working properly.... | |||
"I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning. "Sadly not.... but then again I hardly looked the part of the seductress, with my bed hair, pisshole eyes, pj’s and fluffy slippers. | |||
"You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit. *cue seedy jazz music* Ooww you’re all wet, better get you out of those clothes. Let me rub you with a towel and warm you up. Is that your 'equipment' bulging in your boxers, I’d better check it’s still working properly.... " Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already | |||
"You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit. *cue seedy jazz music* Ooww you’re all wet, better get you out of those clothes. Let me rub you with a towel and warm you up. Is that your 'equipment' bulging in your boxers, I’d better check it’s still working properly.... "  THIS!
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" Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already "Oddly I did point out to him that is where the gas meter already is!  | |||
" Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already
Oddly I did point out to him that is where the gas meter already is! "Just see it now gang of meter readers at end of your road fighting over who reads your meter "no it's your turn I did it last year, no I did the nutter yesterday"  | |||
"I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning.
Sadly not.... but then again I hardly looked the part of the seductress, with my bed hair, pisshole eyes, pj’s and fluffy slippers."Never mind the next one might. Had a gas man round last week and if I could have found my handcuffs he would still be here. | |||
"I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning.
Sadly not.... but then again I hardly looked the part of the seductress, with my bed hair, pisshole eyes, pj’s and fluffy slippers.
Never mind the next one might. Had a gas man round last week and if I could have found my handcuffs he would still be here. "We worked for council and used to have DTB on work sheets for some Don't Turn Back | |||
" Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already
Oddly I did point out to him that is where the gas meter already is!
Just see it now gang of meter readers at end of your road fighting over who reads your meter
"no it's your turn I did it last year, no I did the nutter yesterday" "Oh stop fighting boys.... a gangbang sounds much more fun. | |||
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"my postmans an ugly fucker "Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not "So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? ""FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame "the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy "It's the way to get ahead! | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!"Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! "You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock "Delusional as well as a Beta.. | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.."Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours? | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?"Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... "Your with you boos like I'm with my head Hypocrit | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head Hypocrit"How am i hypocrite? Pray tell ?  | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head HypocritHow am i hypocrite? Pray tell ? "Hiding your boobs away like I'm hiding my head. Look I love ya don't spoil it | |||
"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head HypocritHow am i hypocrite? Pray tell ? Hiding your boobs away like I'm hiding my head. Look I love ya don't spoil it " | |||
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"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head HypocritHow am i hypocrite? Pray tell ? Hiding your boobs away like I'm hiding my head. Look I love ya don't spoil it "Changed my mind I really don't get ya actually | |||
"This playground courtship is entertaining but you two kids go get a room! " | |||
"This playground courtship is entertaining but you two kids go get a room! "Have you got an empty pal? | |||
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