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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands can fall off if men wank too much  happily, I can type with the end of my cock so all good 
His cock goes blunt from too much, ahem, typing "
Lost in the Make up aisle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a heavy rainfall, beautiful but deadly sirens emerge from the waterfall one day and devour his soul. No more Hine.. just a soulless body which can no longer type "
What makes you think I have a soul.
Wanders back to the land of the undead 
Err just a minute....
How many sirens?  |
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It was a dark and stormy night, the thunder clapped, the rains poured down like the niagra falls, lightning lit up the sky with a deep blue glow. A man stood in a corner, big coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette. Suddenly a shadowy figure appeared from the dense fog, in rags, in chains, cackling like a demented witch. The person above rose quietly, approached the ghost like figure, and stared into its eyes. In them they saw demons and the horrors of sodom and gomorrah. The figure spoke in a slow voice "love your tits/cock" (delete as appropriate) and they thought "fuck it I'm out of here!" UNLOS.
*** I've no bloody idea who is above me now after typing all this but it's you! Mwah ha ha *** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It seems to be only happening to the most handsome and more sexier guys with awesome senses of humour!!
Hang on what was that.. hey you, what the fu ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His Dudley accent became so incomprehensible that he was sent to the Noddy Holder Finishing School in Wolverhampton  "
Actually I graduated from the "I'm considerably more sarcastic and quicker witted than yeow" academy... I understand your application sadly didn't make the grade?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell into a Findus crispy pancake machine "
Sensualbicock went unlos due to rare form of elephantitus in his his bi cock. He hung around for a while(pardon the expression) thinking that this was a gift from the gods, but unfortunately every time he took an erection he fainted due to loss of blood to the brain which made him useless at sex. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"He realised that he'd need to do his zipper up to be seen in public"
Woke up to find all swingdresses have mysteriously dissappeared from her wardrobe.
Goes UNLOS on a worldwide quest to retrieve all dresses.
Braves floods, earthquakes, tribes of killer pygmys, shark infested oceans, zombies, international master criminals and the January sales in her efforts to be reunited with her favourite ensemble.... |
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Fae is womannapped by seven mysterious little men with short thick beards very thick cocks.
She is taken to a den of luxury where she is forced to belly dance for them every evening whilst they feast on finger food and fine wine.....
They then take it in turns to see who can take her to dizzy heights of sexual pleasure.
She is then left with servants who do all the dishes and clean up spunk ready for the next night. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Fae is womannapped by seven mysterious little men with short thick beards very thick cocks.
She is taken to a den of luxury where she is forced to belly dance for them every evening whilst they feast on finger food and fine wine.....
They then take it in turns to see who can take her to dizzy heights of sexual pleasure.
She is then left with servants who do all the dishes and clean up spunk ready for the next night."
I kind of like the sound of that....  |
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