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Things that you really shouldn't say...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I saw a Thread elsewhere about things you will never hear certain people say (like a politician telling the truth) but I thought a slightly different twist would bring out the funnier (or more wicked) side of you lot....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am inocent your honour the strong wind blew the smell of the knickers my way that day and forced me to then go on a bck garden hop sprea to liberate them all from washing lines and baskets before being spoiled by awful clean powder
It really was not my fault honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am inocent your honour the strong wind blew the smell of the knickers my way that day and forced me to then go on a bck garden hop sprea to liberate them all from washing lines and baskets before being spoiled by awful clean powder
It really was not my fault honest "
By the way im still wearing yours your honour  |
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i think the main one for this site is...........how was it, was it good for you too...........mmmmmmmmm no sorry, your cock is to small/pussy to slack (delete as aproprate lol) i have had way better.......oh and i didnt cum lol |
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"i think the main one for this site is...........how was it, was it good for you too...........mmmmmmmmm no sorry, your cock is to small/pussy to slack (delete as aproprate lol) i have had way better.......oh and i didnt cum lol"
HEY!!!! we're perfectly entitled to let you know if we didn't cum.
its when its accompanied by scathing laughter and 'what?!? you thought that would make me cum!!!'  |
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"i think the main one for this site is...........how was it, was it good for you too...........mmmmmmmmm no sorry, your cock is to small/pussy to slack (delete as aproprate lol) i have had way better.......oh and i didnt cum lol
HEY!!!! we're perfectly entitled to let you know if we didn't cum.
its when its accompanied by scathing laughter and 'what?!? you thought that would make me cum!!!' "
Or by the innocent enquiry "Is it in yet?"  |
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