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"I do, but not with you OP There's a particular somebody I have in mind..." Is it me?  | |||
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"FAF? "educate me...  | |||
"I do, but not with you OP There's a particular somebody I have in mind... Is it me? "Sorry, but my fiddlestick is well and truly into somebody else right now... | |||
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"Yes " Sold to the lady in the mask | |||
"Yep" And sold again to the naked lady on the bed | |||
"Yes Sold to the lady in the mask "Did I win an auction?? | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed "Fucks sake Jesus ... the bed didn’t even get warm before you moved on | |||
"FAF?
educate me... "OK, here goes. Trains and tunnels  | |||
"I do, but not with you OP There's a particular somebody I have in mind... Is it me?
Sorry, but my fiddlestick is well and truly into somebody else right now..."Literally right now, she’s understanding, don’t let us put you off.  | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed "That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked... | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
Fucks sake
Jesus ... the bed didn’t even get warm before you moved on" I’m efficient  | |||
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"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked..."I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked...
I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy "I’ve moved on sunshine | |||
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"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked...
I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy "You'd never see me 'play the field' in such a blatant way... | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked...
I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy
You'd never see me 'play the field' in such a blatant way..."
Bollocks | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked...
I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy
I’ve moved on sunshine
"WHAT!!! But I’m wearing sex panther | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked...
I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy
I’ve moved on sunshine
WHAT!!! But I’m wearing sex panther "Tough titties | |||
"I'd bloody love one!! Girl in need here "I’ll be round in 5 | |||
"Yep And sold again to the naked lady on the bed
That's a tad greedy - I thought you'd already picked...
I’m feeling in a loving mood today Girthy
I’ve moved on sunshine
WHAT!!! But I’m wearing sex panther
Tough titties
"But, but, but 60% of the time it works every time  | |||
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"I'm not sure. Let me ask the boss. ... ...yeah, my penis still doesn't talk. Disappointing."
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"Yep" | |||
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"Yep" How does tomorrow sound? | |||
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"Yep How does tomorrow sound? " sounds like three syllables | |||
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"FAF? "Yep! | |||
"I’d rather a nice coffee and some cake " FACC? | |||
"I’d rather a nice coffee and some cake " Ooo actually that sounds more fun, Can I join? Sugar x | |||
"I’d rather a nice coffee and some cake FACC?"  Yes I do! | |||
"I’d rather a nice coffee and some cake " Is this some kind of euphemism? | |||
"I’d rather a nice coffee and some cake Is this some kind of euphemism?" No it’s a cappuccino and carrot cake | |||
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"FAF?
educate me...
OK, here goes. Trains and tunnels "your wasted on here | |||
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"FAF? "No | |||
"FAF? No"Handjob then? | |||
"FAF? No
Handjob then? "No | |||
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"Depends who with." GMF | |||
"Depends who with. GMF "No | |||
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"Depends who with. GMF
No"Prude | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
No
Prude"Yes | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
No
Prude
Yes "OK, we’ll just dock then | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
No
Prude
Yes
OK, we’ll just dock then "No I'll massage you. | |||
"Depends who with. GMF "That's a no. | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
That's a no."Why? | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
That's a no.
Why?"Not my type. | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
That's a no.
Why?
Not my type."Hes nice | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
That's a no.
Why?
Not my type." | |||
what's FAF? | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
That's a no.
Why?
Not my type.
"You're only after my lemon drizzle buns | |||
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"Can someone please explain wtf is going on what's FAF?"Fancy a fuck. | |||
"Can someone please explain wtf is going on what's FAF?"Fancy a fart its a kink | |||
"Can someone please explain wtf is going on what's FAF?
Fancy a fart its a kink"Op loves it. | |||
"I do, thanks for asking "Cone FAF me up you | |||
"Depends who with. GMF
That's a no.
Why?
Not my type.
You're only after my lemon drizzle buns"It’s what you’ve iced them with I’m after | |||
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"I see. It all makes sense now... So.. anyone FAF? "No | |||
"Yes please I have the raging horn today. "I’ve checked your location and if I set off now in my Capri I’ll be with you on Saturday morning. Keep the bed warm | |||
"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to make love to a woman. "howdy old fashioned | |||
"I see. It all makes sense now... So.. anyone FAF? "Can't I'm married to Op. | |||
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"Yes please I have the raging horn today.
I’ve checked your location and if I set off now in my Capri I’ll be with you on Saturday morning. Keep the bed warm "Sure will and will you wear those white undercrackers please; I like them. Ford Capri's were ace in the day. My Dad had one. | |||
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"I'd bloody love one!! Girl in need here
I’ll be round in 5 "You know I'm currently in the USA right? | |||
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"FAF? "Depends on who's asking.. | |||
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"Weekend FAF? "no | |||
"Weekend FAF? no"OK through the week it is then | |||
"Weekend FAF? no
OK through the week it is then "Saucy  | |||
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"I wanted one two days ago. I NEED one now! " You must be rampant now | |||
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"I wanted one two days ago. I NEED one now! " That makes 2 of us. | |||
"Yes, whose offering? " | |||
"Yes, whose offering? "Thought you would never ask  | |||
"Yes, whose offering?
Thought you would never ask "I'll not offer my services in that case. | |||
"Yes, whose offering?
Thought you would never ask "I am now | |||
"Yes, whose offering?
Thought you would never ask
I'll not offer my services in that case."The more the merrier | |||
