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But it's my Birthday today ..
So far I've recieved .....
4 pairs of Boxers
10 pairs of socks
A book about the history of West Ham United
A pair of trakkie bottoms
And 2 offers of a blowie from guys
What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received?? |
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"But it's my Birthday today ..
So far I've recieved .....
4 pairs of Boxers
10 pairs of socks
A book about the history of West Ham United
A pair of trakkie bottoms
And 2 offers of a blowie from guys
What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??"
A train set. I wanted a scalextric and it looked promising from the size of the box before I unwrapped it. But no, a fucking train set! |
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"But it's my Birthday today ..
So far I've recieved .....
4 pairs of Boxers
10 pairs of socks
A book about the history of West Ham United
A pair of trakkie bottoms
And 2 offers of a blowie from guys
What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??
A train set. I wanted a scalextric and it looked promising from the size of the box before I unwrapped it. But no, a fucking train set!"
I had a Thomas the Tank engine set when I was a teenager , I mean erm a young lad . |
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"But it's my Birthday today ..
So far I've recieved .....
4 pairs of Boxers
10 pairs of socks
A book about the history of West Ham United
A pair of trakkie bottoms
And 2 offers of a blowie from guys
What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??"
Great gifts! You can never have too many socks. Have a wonderful day Grump  |
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"But it's my Birthday today ..
So far I've recieved .....
4 pairs of Boxers
10 pairs of socks
A book about the history of West Ham United
A pair of trakkie bottoms
And 2 offers of a blowie from guys
What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??
Great gifts! You can never have too many socks. Have a wonderful day Grump "
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Happy birthday OP.
I had a dear John letter on my 19th birthday, my then boyfriend thought it would arrive the following day as he sent it 2nd class. He was meant to take me out for the day & was obviously going to act like nothing was wrong. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Happy Birthday!
My nan bought me a gone with the wind style nightie last year, she picked it because she liked it lol.
Have you worn it though ?? "
Of course I bloody have, I got a candle and roamed my hallway with a tragic look on my face then fainted onto the nearest chaise |
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"Happy birthday OP.
I had a dear John letter on my 19th birthday, my then boyfriend thought it would arrive the following day as he sent it 2nd class. He was meant to take me out for the day & was obviously going to act like nothing was wrong. "
I'm guessing he didn't last long |
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"Happy Birthday!
My nan bought me a gone with the wind style nightie last year, she picked it because she liked it lol.
Have you worn it though ??
Of course I bloody have, I got a candle and roamed my hallway with a tragic look on my face then fainted onto the nearest chaise"
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It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!
Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!) |
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"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!
Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!) "
More than I got so congrats |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But it's my Birthday today ..
So far I've recieved .....
4 pairs of Boxers
10 pairs of socks
A book about the history of West Ham United
A pair of trakkie bottoms
And 2 offers of a blowie from guys
What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??"
A book about West ham |
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"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!
Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)
More than I got so congrats "
However, hope the birthday is being a happy one
(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not after sympathy but I had bugger all for my birthday this year! But a home made card from my daughter. (Which was amazing!) oh and 156 birthday messages on here! Love from lots of Fab guys xx |
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"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!
Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)
More than I got so congrats
However, hope the birthday is being a happy one
(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!)"
Are there ?? . Thankyou x |
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On my 30th I had a tenner in a card off my mother. Made me cry that morning as well, was on my way to Newquay Cornwall with my friends and opened my card off my mum, no present and had a tenner. At the same time had a card off an old lady whose house I used to clean and she also gave me a tenner!
The following year for my mums 50th I put a tenner in a card and she went nuts! |
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"On my 30th I had a tenner in a card off my mother. Made me cry that morning as well, was on my way to Newquay Cornwall with my friends and opened my card off my mum, no present and had a tenner. At the same time had a card off an old lady whose house I used to clean and she also gave me a tenner!
The following year for my mums 50th I put a tenner in a card and she went nuts! "
revenge is sweet |
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"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!
Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)
More than I got so congrats
However, hope the birthday is being a happy one
(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!) Are there ?? . Thankyou x"
Yes. Aylesbury!!!! |
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Anything from my brother and his wife, they simply don't bother putting any thought into it. Last year they got me a gin glass and flavoured mixer. The year before some rocks you freeze and use instead of ice. That's not bad I can hear you say except I don't drink, haven't done for 17 years after being diagnosed with epilepsy |
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"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!
Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)
More than I got so congrats
However, hope the birthday is being a happy one
(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!) Are there ?? . Thankyou x
Yes. Aylesbury!!!!"
I've been there several times to the hospital there , seemed ok |
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My Nan bought me a football shirt once. It was a Man City one despite me being a Portsmouth fan because “it was a nicer colour blue” my Nan didn’t get football |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I've had an ex get married to someone else on my bday. Not sure she remembered that was the date "
That’s really tough. My last bday had malaria and 3k miles away from my fam, I’m a tough guy, but I cried |
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I really needed a new wallet as mine was falling apart, got asked what I wanted sent the link....
Was really looking forward to getting it, what I got instead was a travesty, white shiny plasticy nastiness!
Thanks mum! |
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a cheap version of Sindy
bearing in mind Sindy was the cheap Barbie - you can kind of guess how cheap this was. I think I was about 4yrs old
Hurtling forward to my first partner - I chose to work every birthday - enough said  |
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mine was a iron 
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Wife took me for afternoon tea at the playboy club in Mayfair, very enjoyable 
