Cheer up .......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

‘Are you lonesome tonight

Is your brassiere too tight

Are your corsets all falling apart?

Have you got a big chest

Wearing holes in your vest

Does your spare tyre reach up to your heart?

Are your stockings all wrinkled,

Your shoes wearing thin?

Are your knickers held up

With a big safety pin?

Are your false teeth all worn

Do they drop when you yawn?

There’s NO wonder you’re lonesome tonight’

Did you sing along