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The late late nocturnal thread©™ Extra time, extra fun Smileyface

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What you up to? Punning? Eating a Hobnob? Don't know what you're doing? Being dancy? Not doing euphemisms? Making toast? Having a satisfying second wank? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And talk about anything you want. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

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By *iscreetGuy424Man over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Petrol, blown out candles and freshly cut grass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Jim's gone off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer! "

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee. "

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

Ohh I love a bit of spooning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

Decaf wine!

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By *iscreetGuy424Man over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

Like me but most nights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

Decaf wine!

coffee!* I think my brain is is fed up of dry January

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

That's a respectable score for burnt toast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

Decaf wine!

coffee!* I think my brain is is fed up of dry January "

Maybe you do need some wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to double check my packing. I will be back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

You and Paul McCartney love grass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps."

At 2:30am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DiscreetGuy. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

You and Paul McCartney love grass."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. I wish I had a certain someone to spoon right now.

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By *rueGent28Man over a year ago

East Midlands

"I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

I know that feeling even my dog leaves me now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

You're well hydrated tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. I wish I had a certain someone to spoon right now."

Awwww.

You two are so sweet.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps.

At 2:30am

Ok, so tonight my diet has vanished....

1 x packet of choc hobnobs

1 x kingsize pot noodle

1 x tube of Pringles

2 x sausage rolls

And so so many cups of coffee I’ve now lost count and I’m buzzing

Extra swimming will have to take place when I get up this afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

Decaf wine!

I didn't notice the wine. What the heck?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I burnt my toast. It was still. 7/10

I love the smell of burnt toast.

Oooh! I love the smell of petrol, whiteboard markers and glue

Oh me too. And freshly cut grass.

And rain in the summer!

Oh yes I love that.

Ohhh and freshly brewed coffee.

Ooooh! Yes I love the smell of coffee!

I might have a little decaf wine now

Decaf wine!

coffee!* I think my brain is is fed up of dry January "

That makes more sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps.

At 2:30am

At ² in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spotty. Sorry about your wandering dog. But, you've got us. Swingers and roundabouts. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find myself up again. Thought I had finally vanquished my jetlag. I had 9 hours of sleep yesterday, then a cheeky afternoon nap which it would seem proved to be my undoing.

I'm wide awake now, despite a long run in the evening. I have to be up for work in a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps.

At 2:30am

Ok, so tonight my diet has vanished....

1 x packet of choc hobnobs

1 x kingsize pot noodle

1 x tube of Pringles

2 x sausage rolls

And so so many cups of coffee I’ve now lost count and I’m buzzing

Extra swimming will have to take place when I get up this afternoon! "

Are you swimming to Calais?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am naked, alone in my giant bed, fist time in 3 months actually craved another body next to me just for spooning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. I wish I had a certain someone to spoon right now.

Awwww.

You two are so sweet.

We spend too much time apart for my liking.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps.

At 2:30am

Ok, so tonight my diet has vanished....

1 x packet of choc hobnobs

1 x kingsize pot noodle

1 x tube of Pringles

2 x sausage rolls

And so so many cups of coffee I’ve now lost count and I’m buzzing

Extra swimming will have to take place when I get up this afternoon!

Are you swimming to Calais?!"

I think I may have to! Very very disappointed in myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find myself up again. Thought I had finally vanquished my jetlag. I had 9 hours of sleep yesterday, then a cheeky afternoon nap which it would seem proved to be my undoing.

I'm wide awake now, despite a long run in the evening. I have to be up for work in a couple of hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnsungPoet. Stop kipping in the afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Jim's gone off!

I was eating my egg mayonnaise sandwich. And two packets of crisps.

At 2:30am

Ok, so tonight my diet has vanished....

1 x packet of choc hobnobs

1 x kingsize pot noodle

1 x tube of Pringles

2 x sausage rolls

And so so many cups of coffee I’ve now lost count and I’m buzzing

Extra swimming will have to take place when I get up this afternoon!

Are you swimming to Calais?!

I think I may have to! Very very disappointed in myself

Outrageous nighttime behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find myself up again. Thought I had finally vanquished my jetlag. I had 9 hours of sleep yesterday, then a cheeky afternoon nap which it would seem proved to be my undoing.

I'm wide awake now, despite a long run in the evening. I have to be up for work in a couple of hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnsungPoet. Stop kipping in the afternoon!"

Thank you, it's on eof the advantages /disadvantages of occasionally working from home. The sofa is just there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find myself up again. Thought I had finally vanquished my jetlag. I had 9 hours of sleep yesterday, then a cheeky afternoon nap which it would seem proved to be my undoing.

I'm wide awake now, despite a long run in the evening. I have to be up for work in a couple of hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnsungPoet. Stop kipping in the afternoon!

Thank you, it's on eof the advantages /disadvantages of occasionally working from home. The sofa is just there

*Nods* I hope you get your sleep pattern fixed soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Kate Moss' birthday today. Happy birthday, Kate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88re1awZ9MQ

The White Stripes I just don't know what to do with myself ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just repaired a nail with superglue and painted them all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1957 the Cavern Club in Liverpool opens it's doors for the first time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!"

I want 13 inches!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches! "

Of snow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just repaired a nail with superglue and painted them all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. Excellent repairing. And thank you for momentarily saving me from talking to myself. What colour are your nails?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow. "

I'd love 13 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches."

I’d be with any

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1974 Jaws by Peter Benchley is published.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any "

You'd be what with any?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any

You'd be what with any?"

Like any! I can’t type. I blame my gigantic hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1985 Playboy announces the end of stapled centrefolds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any

You'd be what with any?"

I think someone has had too much decaff wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any

You'd be what with any?

Like any! I can’t type. I blame my gigantic hands "

You know what they say about ladies with big hands. Big gloves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any

You'd be what with any?

I think someone has had too much decaff wine.

It's lethal stuff that decaff wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any

You'd be what with any?

I think someone has had too much decaff wine.

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 1879 New York gets 13 inches of snow. Thirteen inches!

I want 13 inches!

Of snow.

I'd love 13 inches.

I’d be with any

You'd be what with any?

I think someone has had too much decaff wine.

It's lethal stuff that decaff wine."

It appears so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might be unpopular, but I've just finished a bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might be unpopular, but I've just finished a bag "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ozz. I've had two bags of crisps tonight. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it? "

It was a Zinnia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

It was a Zinnia."

How lovely

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Just having lunch and beers at Darling Harbour in Sydney. At least the thunderstorms came this morning to help out with the fires

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

It was a Zinnia.

How lovely

Out of this world.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Might be unpopular, but I've just finished a bag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ozz. I've had two bags of crisps tonight. Smileyface"
what flavor young jim

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Just having lunch and beers at Darling Harbour in Sydney. At least the thunderstorms came this morning to help out with the fires

"
won't be enough though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just having lunch and beers at Darling Harbour in Sydney. At least the thunderstorms came this morning to help out with the fires

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LP. Bon appetit. Stay safe. Nocturnal love to Australia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might be unpopular, but I've just finished a bag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ozz. I've had two bags of crisps tonight. Smileyface what flavor young jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. They were salt and vinegar.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Just having lunch and beers at Darling Harbour in Sydney. At least the thunderstorms came this morning to help out with the fires

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LP. Bon appetit. Stay safe. Nocturnal love to Australia."

Thank you kindly folks. Forecast more storms tomorrow and the day after so let’s hope. It did fucking lash it down torrential style so I reckon it has made an impact and maybe saved a few creatures lives

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just having lunch and beers at Darling Harbour in Sydney. At least the thunderstorms came this morning to help out with the fires

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LP. Bon appetit. Stay safe. Nocturnal love to Australia.

That's some good news.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Might be unpopular, but I've just finished a bag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ozz. I've had two bags of crisps tonight. Smileyface what flavor young jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. They were salt and vinegar.

Sorry I appear to have been most impolite. Allow me to correct myself. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

It was a Zinnia.

How lovely

Out of this world."

My favourite flowers are sun flowers. Maybe they could grow those next time

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

It was a Zinnia.

How lovely

Out of this world.

My favourite flowers are sun flowers. Maybe they could grow those next time

They’ll grow better closer to the sun too. Won’t be as homesick in space

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

It was a Zinnia.

How lovely

Out of this world.

My favourite flowers are sun flowers. Maybe they could grow those next time

They’ll grow better closer to the sun too. Won’t be as homesick in space "

Oh now this is the exact content I like to see on the internet. What a lovely thought. Happy sunflowers near the sun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night night my lovelys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Night night my lovelys. "
.

Good night

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening Jim, hows tricks? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might be unpopular, but I've just finished a bag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ozz. I've had two bags of crisps tonight. Smileyface what flavor young jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. They were salt and vinegar.

Sorry I appear to have been most impolite. Allow me to correct myself. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Voddy

No worries. Thanks for giving me a big one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 2016 the first flower in space is grown.

What flower was it?

It was a Zinnia.

How lovely

Out of this world.

My favourite flowers are sun flowers. Maybe they could grow those next time

I like sunflowers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiB9x5XT_0

Paul Weller - Sunflower - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Night night my lovelys. "

Sweet dreams. Enjoy your time with Ash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, hows tricks? Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenjng, Durty. My tricks are good. How are you doing? x

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Evening Jim, hows tricks? Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenjng, Durty. My tricks are good. How are you doing? x"

Can you do a trick to get her to respond?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

How many shrews are buried in Shrewsbury?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now."

Just do it African style and depress one nostril with your finger whilst blowing out as hard as you can through the other one. Always guarantees a meet

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

Just do it African style and depress one nostril with your finger whilst blowing out as hard as you can through the other one. Always guarantees a meet

Tried it once, shot it all over my fingers and shirt

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

Just do it African style and depress one nostril with your finger whilst blowing out as hard as you can through the other one. Always guarantees a meet

Tried it once, shot it all over my fingers and shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, hows tricks? Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenjng, Durty. My tricks are good. How are you doing? x

Can you do a trick to get her to respond?

I could helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many shrews are buried in Shrewsbury?"

42.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now."

I think snot comes from the nose. Hope this helps.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

I think snot comes from the nose. Hope this helps."

Ya snot funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

I think snot comes from the nose. Hope this helps.

Ya snot funny."

But you are!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

I think snot comes from the nose. Hope this helps.

Ya snot funny.

But you are!"

Shes hot though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snot where does it all come from, fed up now.

I think snot comes from the nose. Hope this helps.

Ya snot funny.

But you are!

Shes hot though!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What you up to? Punning? Eating a Hobnob? Don't know what you're doing? Being dancy? Not doing euphemisms? Making toast? Having a satisfying second wank? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And talk about anything you want. Smileyface"

I'm watching Babestation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm watching Babestation."

Cool.

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

Been awake on and off all night.

Been boxing training and it's making me restless rather than making me sleep!

So now up and at em!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You do realise you're talking to yourself!

Which is very worrying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been awake on and off all night.

Been boxing training and it's making me restless rather than making me sleep!

So now up and at em!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aman. I hope you get a bit more kip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You do realise you're talking to yourself!

Which is very worrying."

It's not the only thing I'm doing to myself.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You do realise you're talking to yourself!

Which is very worrying.

It's not the only thing I'm doing to myself."

Oh my God you're not are you.

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

Won't be till this evening will I sleep now.

I would of thought that much exercise and i would be dead to the world, but its having the opposite effect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You do realise you're talking to yourself!

Which is very worrying.

It's not the only thing I'm doing to myself.

Oh my God you're not are you."

Hahahaha. Nah, not really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Won't be till this evening will I sleep now.

I would of thought that much exercise and i would be dead to the world, but its having the opposite effect.

What time did you workout? Did you workout too close to bedtime?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey hey! Morning Jim

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hey hey! Morning Jim

Wrong thread you rebel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey hey! Morning Jim

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Minnie. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Won't be till this evening will I sleep now.

I would of thought that much exercise and i would be dead to the world, but its having the opposite effect.

What time did you workout? Did you workout too close to bedtime?"

Did gym from 1600-1715, then home for food, jog down to other gym for boxing from 1900-2015, walk home

Its uphill on the way back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Won't be till this evening will I sleep now.

I would of thought that much exercise and i would be dead to the world, but its having the opposite effect.

What time did you workout? Did you workout too close to bedtime?

Did gym from 1600-1715, then home for food, jog down to other gym for boxing from 1900-2015, walk home

Its uphill on the way back

Witness the fitness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Steve Allen is on LBC, if you like that sort of thing.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hey hey! Morning Jim

Wrong thread you rebel!"

Rebel without a Clue

Morning PP too

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

Might as well get out from duver and go eat my 2 shredded wheat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might as well get out from duver and go eat my 2 shredded wheat

It's not five yet.

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Might as well get out from duver and go eat my 2 shredded wheat

It's not five yet."

Five shredded wheat would be too many

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Might as well get out from duver and go eat my 2 shredded wheat

It's not five yet.

Five shredded wheat would be too many

1 is too many

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm surrounded my used tissues now.

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Might as well get out from duver and go eat my 2 shredded wheat

It's not five yet.

Five shredded wheat would be too many

1 is too many

Every day, for weeks at a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might as well get out from duver and go eat my 2 shredded wheat

It's not five yet.

Five shredded wheat would be too many

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm surrounded my used tissues now."

You're not are you?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm surrounded my used tissues now.

You're not are you?"

Also been watching babestation then?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm surrounded my used tissues now.

You're not are you?

Also been watching babestation then?"

Man flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm surrounded my used tissues now.

You're not are you?

Also been watching babestation then?

Man flu"

Ah.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm surrounded my used tissues now.

You're not are you?

Also been watching babestation then?

Man flu

Ah."

Behave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm surrounded my used tissues now.

You're not are you?

Also been watching babestation then?

Man flu

Ah.

Behave."

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Jim. I failed you. I painted my nails a deep burgundy and then went to sleep once dry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry Jim. I failed you. I painted my nails a deep burgundy and then went to sleep once dry.

It's quite alright. I like burgundy And I like it deep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I miss the facts.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry Jim. I failed you. I painted my nails a deep burgundy and then went to sleep once dry.

It's quite alright. I like it deep."

I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did I miss the facts.

No you didn't.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good eeeeeevening Jim. Missed you earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Jim Carrey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeevening Jim. Missed you earlier."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. It's okay, we're together now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's Jim Carrey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jim!"

Happy birthday Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeevening Jim. Missed you earlier."

Not long now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's Jim Carrey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jim!

Happy birthday Jim.

It's not my birthday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This day 1920 is the first day of alcohol prohibition coming into effect in the USA.

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

"This day 1920 is the first day of alcohol prohibition coming into effect in the USA."

That information as made me night Jim, thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This day 1920 is the first day of alcohol prohibition coming into effect in the USA.

That information as made me night Jim, thank you so much

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Macca. You're very welcome. Smileyface

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By *ustfulbigboyMan over a year ago

North Wales

Evening everyone, hope we are all well.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"This day 1920 is the first day of alcohol prohibition coming into effect in the USA."

I’m going to celebrate the anniversary of prohibition with a few pints now I have that informative fact. Cheers Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone, hope we are all well. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lustful. Happy Friday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This day 1920 is the first day of alcohol prohibition coming into effect in the USA.

I’m going to celebrate the anniversary of prohibition with a few pints now I have that informative fact. Cheers Jim

Cheers!

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

Your doing a grand job this evening jim, keep it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your doing a grand job this evening jim, keep it up"

I try to keep it up.

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

"Your doing a grand job this evening jim, keep it up

I try to keep it up."

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you heard this unused James Bond song? I've just discovered it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmUriQ_PJjY

Johnny Cash - Thunderball - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another unused James Bond song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y-hCydiXA

Blondie - For Your Eyes Only - YouTube

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Alice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alice."

Who the fuck is Alice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Jim, and all the other non sleepy types

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alice."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Jim, and all the other non sleepy types "

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Artificial.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's James Earl Jones' birthday today. Happy birthday, James!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

Great song

The next song he sings is The gangs all here. I thought the lyrics were very appropriate

"Hey hey the gangs all here were going to swing as one" It made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

Great song

The next song he sings is The gangs all here. I thought the lyrics were very appropriate

"Hey hey the gangs all here were going to swing as one" It made me chuckle

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Nice. I've only just discovered Ali's Stand by Me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

Great song

The next song he sings is The gangs all here. I thought the lyrics were very appropriate

"Hey hey the gangs all here were going to swing as one" It made me chuckle

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Nice. I've only just discovered Ali's Stand by Me."

Good morning Sir. Not spoken in a while .Will we See you at MLS in May ?

Hope you are doing OK my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

Great song

The next song he sings is The gangs all here. I thought the lyrics were very appropriate

"Hey hey the gangs all here were going to swing as one" It made me chuckle

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Nice. I've only just discovered Ali's Stand by Me.

Good morning Sir. Not spoken in a while .Will we See you at MLS in May ?

Hope you are doing OK my friend

I thought I'd see you last month. I will see you in May.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

Great song

The next song he sings is The gangs all here. I thought the lyrics were very appropriate

"Hey hey the gangs all here were going to swing as one" It made me chuckle

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Nice. I've only just discovered Ali's Stand by Me.

Good morning Sir. Not spoken in a while .Will we See you at MLS in May ?

Hope you are doing OK my friend

I thought I'd see you last month. I will see you in May."

I had car trouble so didn't make the last one. GG tried to sort me a lift bless her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's Jim Carrey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jim!

Happy birthday Jim.

It's not my birthday."

Happy birthday Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today would have been Muhammad Ali's 78th birthday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIF0OqRnOE

"Stand by Me" sung by Muhammad Ali - YouTube

Great song

The next song he sings is The gangs all here. I thought the lyrics were very appropriate

"Hey hey the gangs all here were going to swing as one" It made me chuckle

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Nice. I've only just discovered Ali's Stand by Me.

Good morning Sir. Not spoken in a while .Will we See you at MLS in May ?

Hope you are doing OK my friend

I thought I'd see you last month. I will see you in May.

I had car trouble so didn't make the last one. GG tried to sort me a lift bless her "

She's a good-un.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's Jim Carrey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jim!

Happy birthday Jim.

It's not my birthday.

Happy birthday Jim

It's not my birthday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's Jim Carrey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jim!

Happy birthday Jim.

It's not my birthday.

Happy birthday Jim

It's not my birthday."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think we could do with PP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP."

I think he's just turned up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP.

I think he's just turned up. "

Don't tease me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP.

I think he's just turned up.

Don't tease me."

Sorry Jim, I was wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP.

I think he's just turned up.

Don't tease me.

Sorry Jim, I was wrong

Hopefully he'll be here soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP.

I think he's just turned up.

Don't tease me.

Sorry Jim, I was wrong

Hopefully he'll be here soon."

I hope so Jim, I really do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calling it a night now, going to try and sleep.

Night all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Calling it a night now, going to try and sleep.

Night all x"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP.

I think he's just turned up.

Don't tease me.

Sorry Jim, I was wrong

Hopefully he'll be here soon.

I hope so Jim, I really do. "

He was up late. We might have to wait.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't sleep. It sucks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we could do with PP.

I think he's just turned up.

Don't tease me.

Sorry Jim, I was wrong

Hopefully he'll be here soon.

I hope so Jim, I really do.

He was up late. We might have to wait."

Make sure you listen to my radio thing. I was marvellous.

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