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"Have you ever masturbated in public? As in public toilets,car, etc
Definitely in car and once at work before  sometimes you just gotta let off some steam lol"
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"Have you ever masturbated in public? As in public toilets,car, etc
Definitely in car and once at work before sometimes you just gotta let off some steam lol
Where in work?"
Started in staff lockers but didn't want to get caught so finished in the toilets  |
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"Have you ever masturbated in public? As in public toilets,car, etc"
I’ve lost count of the amount of places I find it much more exciting than just at home.
I often find myself disappearing at work to go play. |
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When I was with my ex, she had a family gathering at her house. She told them she had a migraine and went up to her room and stripped for me whilst i was in the park at the back of her house. Only safe place to do it without being seen was up a tree! |
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"When I was with my ex, she had a family gathering at her house. She told them she had a migraine and went up to her room and stripped for me whilst i was in the park at the back of her house. Only safe place to do it without being seen was up a tree!"
Sounds like torture  |
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"When I was with my ex, she had a family gathering at her house. She told them she had a migraine and went up to her room and stripped for me whilst i was in the park at the back of her house. Only safe place to do it without being seen was up a tree!
Sounds like torture "
I’d like to point out that it doesn’t matter how wide a branch is; holding on with only your legs whilst you’re whacking off is a terrifying and exhilarating experience.
My age was the weirdest part |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top stockroom at argos 
Was bored and frustrated "
It would frustrate me, seeing all those sandwich makers that'll get used three times, then put in a cupboard never to be seen again. What's the point? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a sneaky wank in back of a van I was road testing once. Pulled up in car park, got in back, shut the door, in total fuckin darkness, couldn't find light. Proceeded to knick ine out. Jizzed over someone's toolbox then took half hour to find way out of back. Only fitted brake pads to it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I was with my ex, she had a family gathering at her house. She told them she had a migraine and went up to her room and stripped for me whilst i was in the park at the back of her house. Only safe place to do it without being seen was up a tree!
Sounds like torture
I’d like to point out that it doesn’t matter how wide a branch is; holding on with only your legs whilst you’re whacking off is a terrifying and exhilarating experience.
My age was the weirdest part "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have yes, in works toilet. In office overlooking a street. Holiday balcony. In car a few times keep myself awake lol maybe in Belfast end of month on balcony  |
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"Daily in work, have done on a plane, train.
Strangers place was the top of a small nuclear reactor
Have you grown a 2nd dick as a result of exposure?"
Good question |
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"Yes I have, used to do it at work a lot as I worked outside and alone!! Loved it, always that being caught risk!"
What would make you horny enough to whip it out and walk outside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Daily in work, have done on a plane, train.
Strangers place was the top of a small nuclear reactor
That last one was weird "
I worked in the top floor and had a small closed cabin. Was closed and locked off so no one ever knew lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Daily in work, have done on a plane, train.
Strangers place was the top of a small nuclear reactor
Have you grown a 2nd dick as a result of exposure?
Good question "
That would be some total recall kinda shit lol.
Wasn't chernobyl kind reactor but scientific lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I have, used to do it at work a lot as I worked outside and alone!! Loved it, always that being caught risk!
What would make you horny enough to whip it out and walk outside."
I worked outside, in the middle of nowhere a lot, which helped, as for what made me horny, I'm always horny so that also helped haha |
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"Daily in work, have done on a plane, train.
Strangers place was the top of a small nuclear reactor
That last one was weird
I worked in the top floor and had a small closed cabin. Was closed and locked off so no one ever knew lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Daily in work, have done on a plane, train.
Strangers place was the top of a small nuclear reactor
That last one was weird
I worked in the top floor and had a small closed cabin. Was closed and locked off so no one ever knew lol "
You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Daily in work, have done on a plane, train.
Strangers place was the top of a small nuclear reactor
That last one was weird
I worked in the top floor and had a small closed cabin. Was closed and locked off so no one ever knew lol
You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes!
Had a check up at the clinic and I couldn’t do a urine sample, as I always need a wee after cumming I went to the toilet and done it.
30 seconds later a full urine sample was handed in. The women at the counter actually winked at me when I handed it in |
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A couple months ago I walked home after a night out, and I was SO horny that I jerked off a bit walking along the street lol. It was about 4am and totally dead everywhere. |
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"A couple months ago I walked home after a night out, and I was SO horny that I jerked off a bit walking along the street lol. It was about 4am and totally dead everywhere. "
That's a danger wank |
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"A couple months ago I walked home after a night out, and I was SO horny that I jerked off a bit walking along the street lol. It was about 4am and totally dead everywhere. "
I love this sort!!! Huge turn on when I’m d*unk and need to release |
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"Yeah, lots a few years back but not so much now.
Normally when hungover. Whilst driving is fun. Did it a few years back in a friends hot tub which was in few of a few other apartments "
Is it not awkward to wank while driving? |
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"Yeah, lots a few years back but not so much now.
Normally when hungover. Whilst driving is fun. Did it a few years back in a friends hot tub which was in few of a few other apartments
Is it not awkward to wank while driving?"
Not as awkward as you’d think. Trousers down to knees and one hand on the wheel(motorway) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah, lots a few years back but not so much now.
Normally when hungover. Whilst driving is fun. Did it a few years back in a friends hot tub which was in few of a few other apartments
Is it not awkward to wank while driving?
Not as awkward as you’d think. Trousers down to knees and one hand on the wheel(motorway) "
A danger sank. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Top stockroom at argos
Was bored and frustrated
It would frustrate me, seeing all those sandwich makers that'll get used three times, then put in a cupboard never to be seen again. What's the point?"
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