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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang
Saves time! "
Means I would just need to shower once after as well, instead of seven times. I’m all about saving the world |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang"
Im no woman but .. Iv had four offers already this morning, all straight men, lol.
Love your pics OP XX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang
Im no woman but .. Iv had four offers already this morning, all straight men, lol.
Love your pics OP XX "
And thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha I’ve not messaged and seeing this I’ll wait until you’ve all got your energy back
Thanks mate I appreciate it. A true gent "
A true gent that also has a headache so let’s all just cuddle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahaha I’ve not messaged and seeing this I’ll wait until you’ve all got your energy back
Thanks mate I appreciate it. A true gent
A true gent that also has a headache so let’s all just cuddle"
Perfecto |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. "
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had another , "can i pop into his lorry", hell yes !! Iv been sitting here in my pretty dress just waiting for a romantic offer like that . Xxx "
Awwww I hope you have fun  |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I’ve had 4 offers with one actually promising to be the best I’ve ever had.....I’m getting ready to meet him now   "
I can only assume it's in the back of his car and that he has a willy that's bigger than a sky remote. You go girl, can't let that offer down x |
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang
Saves time!
Means I would just need to shower once after as well, instead of seven times. I’m all about saving the world"
The image in my head now is a shower room that can fit 8 people and a wet gangbang .
Thanks  |
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet.
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Autumn, somewhere under all those dick pics in your inbox there is a song hiding .
Obviously not a fuck song.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress  x
I like my fortress
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Apparently not as tight as I thought. It hasn't stopped some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x
I like my fortress
Apparently not as tight as I thought. It hasn't stopped some "
There’s always going to be the odd few. Blocking always helps those ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most probably a combination of a site with an abundance of:
sexually deprived chaps with
"if it moves, I'll fuck it" mentality,
thinking with their penis... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Most probably a combination of a site with an abundance of:
sexually deprived chaps with
"if it moves, I'll fuck it" mentality,
thinking with their penis..."
No, I'm pretty sure it's because the ladies are god damn sexy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most probably a combination of a site with an abundance of:
sexually deprived chaps with
"if it moves, I'll fuck it" mentality,
thinking with their penis..."
Haha! There are definitely some like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x
I like my fortress
Apparently not as tight as I thought. It hasn't stopped some
There’s always going to be the odd few. Blocking always helps those ones"
It has indeed,hes gone never to return |
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang
Im no woman but .. Iv had four offers already this morning, all straight men, lol.
Love your pics OP XX "
Ahhhh they will be fab straight!  |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
London St Helier Trier |
"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. "
Very understanding people who would like to fill up your day.
Boy it must be crazy for you Ladies.
How Gents stand out from these Male folk I don't know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet.
Very understanding people who would like to fill up your day.
Boy it must be crazy for you Ladies.
How Gents stand out from these Male folk I don't know."
Easily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends how I interpret the messages... Does 'Hi ya' really mean 'faf now'?
Apart from Fuzz, there's been a couple of offers of mutual masturbation but I managed that myself without any help, well maybe a little
Peach x |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet.
Very understanding people who would like to fill up your day.
Boy it must be crazy for you Ladies.
How Gents stand out from these Male folk I don't know."
By not sending faf messages is usually a good start |
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"How about now folks?"
Does the "folks" change from "women only" means us unworthy are allowed to speak ?
Still 0 fucks and none will be given, until a suitable day or night will be arranged for both involved.
But 3 very interesting conversation going .
Only contacted 2, the 3rd one found me .
Gladly confirm that women do read profiles and a male inbox is capable of recieving a first messages from ladies.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about now folks?
Does the "folks" change from "women only" means us unworthy are allowed to speak ?
Still 0 fucks and none will be given, until a suitable day or night will be arranged for both involved.
But 3 very interesting conversation going .
Only contacted 2, the 3rd one found me .
Gladly confirm that women do read profiles and a male inbox is capable of recieving a first messages from ladies.
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I never said ‘women only’ anyway |
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"How about now folks?
Does the "folks" change from "women only" means us unworthy are allowed to speak ?
Still 0 fucks and none will be given, until a suitable day or night will be arranged for both involved.
But 3 very interesting conversation going .
Only contacted 2, the 3rd one found me .
Gladly confirm that women do read profiles and a male inbox is capable of recieving a first messages from ladies.
I never said ‘women only’ anyway "
Queen does not need to explain herself but thanks for clarification
Just needed an opening line and a bit of wordplay
The rest is no joke thought.
Think the power of forums is seriously underestimated by some, but can't expect them to understand a 175 messages in multiple threads if they have a problem with couple of paragraphs on a profile .
Lads , seriously , up your game a bit.
Or don't , it's a choice .
Maybe don't , you just make it easier for some
Ps. Ladies how many dick pic one liners do you get that include the requested magic " put in the title this or that" password ?
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count "
Hide your passwords better.
Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS.
Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered.
Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything.
My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X .
Make it harder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count
Hide your passwords better.
Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS.
Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered.
Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything.
My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X .
Make it harder "
What |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count
Hide your passwords better.
Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS.
Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered.
Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything.
My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X .
Make it harder
What "
I'm glad it's not just me  |
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count
Hide your passwords better.
Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS.
Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered.
Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything.
My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X .
Make it harder
What "
Just ideas how to make the password messages harder to find , it's a simple pattern now . Too easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count
Hide your passwords better.
Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS.
Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered.
Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything.
My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X .
Make it harder
What
Just ideas how to make the password messages harder to find , it's a simple pattern now . Too easy"
...but why |
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC"
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex."
Get a plumber in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex."
It is, contact their employers and they will all ge sacked immediately. Or is that just pizza delivery and plumbers? |
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
Get a plumber in "
Good call! |
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
It is, contact their employers and they will all ge sacked immediately. Or is that just pizza delivery and plumbers?"
No it's all of them. Just as I'm supposed to answer the door a la Barbara Windsor in a see through negligee and say "come in big boy". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
Get a plumber in
Good call!"
You’ll have your pipes filled within minutes |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
London St Helier Trier |
"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N?
Zero possibly one.
I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
It is, contact their employers and they will all ge sacked immediately. Or is that just pizza delivery and plumbers?
No it's all of them. Just as I'm supposed to answer the door a la Barbara Windsor in a see through negligee and say "come in big boy"."
Mow that is an idea for a roleplay or two. Corny but fun between willing participants.... |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
London St Helier Trier |
"None since I stopped men from being able to contact me lol"
Every time I landed in Jersey I had one very polite male offer me everything I could wish for apparently. I did politely say no.
What does interest me are the Ladies who wink who I then thank and don't reply. I write polite meaningful messages the more so I see a match. |
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