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over a year ago
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No but twice I’ve taken off my tights, used them and binned them.
Don’t get these folk that would just be like ‘aw okay’ and pull their pants up and off they go. Your fanny is wet!!!!!!!!!
I’d pull my pants and trousers up so they’re covering me but not actually touching my fanny, then get paper towels from the hand drying bit and use them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is no toilet paper do you just stamp your feet?"
Ugh no! I always check that the cubicle I enter has toilet paper before I use the toilet. If it doesn't. Simple. Use another cubicle that does! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"No but twice I’ve taken off my tights, used them and binned them.
Don’t get these folk that would just be like ‘aw okay’ and pull their pants up and off they go. Your fanny is wet!!!!!!!!!
I’d pull my pants and trousers up so they’re covering me but not actually touching my fanny, then get paper towels from the hand drying bit and use them "
I always make sure there is toilet roll, a clean hand towel and pork pie on every meet (bar the condoms and lube). |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"No but twice I’ve taken off my tights, used them and binned them.
Don’t get these folk that would just be like ‘aw okay’ and pull their pants up and off they go. Your fanny is wet!!!!!!!!!
I’d pull my pants and trousers up so they’re covering me but not actually touching my fanny, then get paper towels from the hand drying bit and use them "
I've done the tights thing too  |
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There's usually a tissue in my handbag if worst comes to worst.
I have a vague memory of a gender studies class (university open day and it was the least worst option available) which described men and women respectively as flip dry and drip dry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No but twice I’ve taken off my tights, used them and binned them.
Don’t get these folk that would just be like ‘aw okay’ and pull their pants up and off they go. Your fanny is wet!!!!!!!!!
I’d pull my pants and trousers up so they’re covering me but not actually touching my fanny, then get paper towels from the hand drying bit and use them
I've done the tights thing too "
So have i |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once saw a woman legs spread under the hand dryer at a club.
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Clearly thought it was a blowjob
Groan"
I know. Dreadful. That’s why I didn’t laugh at my own joke |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I once saw a woman legs spread under the hand dryer at a club.
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Clearly thought it was a blowjob
Groan
I know. Dreadful. That’s why I didn’t laugh at my own joke"
Could have been worse. It could have been one of those Dyson ones.
They're only suitable for men...
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*Allegedly.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always check first. It's a habit now. If there's none at all I usually have tissues though I have on one occasion resorted to a receipt in a dire emergency  "
Hahaha there was a wonderful forum user (she isn’t on fab anymore and I hope she returns) who had a smear test. She went to pee beforehand and there was no toilet roll, so used tissues from her handbag. But the day before one of her kids had got a temporary fortnite tattoo and it had stuck to the tissue. She didn’t realise until after, but her fanny had the tattoo on it for the smear test  |
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"I always check first. It's a habit now. If there's none at all I usually have tissues though I have on one occasion resorted to a receipt in a dire emergency
Hahaha there was a wonderful forum user (she isn’t on fab anymore and I hope she returns) who had a smear test. She went to pee beforehand and there was no toilet roll, so used tissues from her handbag. But the day before one of her kids had got a temporary fortnite tattoo and it had stuck to the tissue. She didn’t realise until after, but her fanny had the tattoo on it for the smear test "
Omg |
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"I always check first. It's a habit now. If there's none at all I usually have tissues though I have on one occasion resorted to a receipt in a dire emergency
Hahaha there was a wonderful forum user (she isn’t on fab anymore and I hope she returns) who had a smear test. She went to pee beforehand and there was no toilet roll, so used tissues from her handbag. But the day before one of her kids had got a temporary fortnite tattoo and it had stuck to the tissue. She didn’t realise until after, but her fanny had the tattoo on it for the smear test "
Oh my god! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once saw a woman legs spread under the hand dryer at a club.
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Clearly thought it was a blowjob
Groan
I know. Dreadful. That’s why I didn’t laugh at my own joke
Could have been worse. It could have been one of those Dyson ones.
They're only suitable for men...
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*Allegedly....... "
Lovehoney will be selling them soon |
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