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"Your belly button is weird!!" Your bands shit | |||
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"Your belly button is weird!! Your bands shit " You smell. Of elderberries | |||
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"Your belly button is weird!! Your bands shit " You take that back | |||
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"You take it up the bum - sideways " You dream of being pegged | |||
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"You take it up the bum - sideways " Balloon tit | |||
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"tiny" Not a funny guy | |||
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"You take it up the bum - sideways You dream of being pegged " That's not an insult and how do you know the contents of my bucket list ? | |||
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"arsenal fan" Can’t deal with the better team | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team " Lanky | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team " Wonder when spurs last won something | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team " Your tits are too big | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team Your tits are too big" Member of the Sooty fan club | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team Your tits are too big" Only kids wear Superman boxers | |||
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"old" Wrinkly elbows | |||
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"old" Boring suit whistlandflute | |||
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"tubby" Crusty knee | |||
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"tubby Crusty knee" Old man | |||
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"Has a hairy chin " NO I GOT IT THREADED I TOLD YOU | |||
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"Has a hairy chin NO I GOT IT THREADED I TOLD YOU " Won’t accept my friend request so is therefore a tiny turtle | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team Your tits are too big Member of the Sooty fan club " Guilty as charged , cant insult you because you are rocking old school comic book t-shirts | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team Your tits are too big Member of the Sooty fan club Guilty as charged , cant insult you because you are rocking old school comic book t-shirts " Can't operate a belt correctly without supervision. | |||
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"arsenal fan Can’t deal with the better team Your tits are too big Only kids wear Superman boxers " Only real men hide their dicks | |||
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"Cat food eater " Body win - face fail! | |||
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"Cat food eater Body win - face fail! " Fury fecker | |||
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"Can’t reverse park " Small tits | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews" I can’t insult him, I’m to scared | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared " Not that cheeky | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared " Wuss | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky " Just a tease! | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease!" Lives with his nan | |||
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"toothless " Butthead | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan " Hahahahaha | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan " Steals bras from M&S | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan Steals bras from M&S " Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!! | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan Steals bras from M&S Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!! " Wuss | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan Steals bras from M&S Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!! Wuss " Ok then - nipples are shit | |||
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"Gay" Not an insult | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan Steals bras from M&S Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!! Wuss Ok then - nipples are shit " Suit tie cant even afford a suit and tie | |||
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"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews I can’t insult him, I’m to scared Not that cheeky Just a tease! Lives with his nan Steals bras from M&S Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!! Wuss Ok then - nipples are shit Suit tie cant even afford a suit and tie " Too bendy. Are you a person or a cat make up your mind | |||
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"Im stopping now I'm starting to enjoy it too much!!! " Typical quitter. Snowflake. | |||
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"Hilariously therapeutic, thanks OP and all x " out | |||
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"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! " twat | |||
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"Dreamer with a photoshopped beach pic" Doesn’t know the difference between tie and belt | |||
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"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! twat" I'm gonna cry!!! waah! | |||
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"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! twat I'm gonna cry!!! waah! " woos | |||
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"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! twat I'm gonna cry!!! waah! woos " Stop it!! | |||
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"Run out of gin what twat does that!! (Sorry )" oooooo a reader | |||
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"Run out of gin what twat does that!! (Sorry )oooooo a reader " Will only stretch to a mcdonalds | |||
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"expensive " I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons " lol knows the way to a mans heart | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart " Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that " lol cmon sit on mine | |||
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"arsenal fan" Has to be the best response... I mean the worse! | |||
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"arsenal fan Has to be the best response... I mean the worse!" secretive | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons " thats specsavers though | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine " But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too | |||
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"arsenal fan Has to be the best response... I mean the worse!secretive" ;) secrets are the best x shit worse.. I mean worse! | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too " why can't you have it all | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all " I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me " Nasty rash on yr left foot! | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me " lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous | |||
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"Dreamer with a photoshopped beach pic Doesn’t know the difference between tie and belt " Vision to short to read past the words | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous " Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you " gluttony is a virtue | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you gluttony is a virtue " gluttony is a failure of self-control | |||
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"expensive I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you gluttony is a virtue gluttony is a failure of self-control " true but the will can reverse it | |||
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"No wonder you're not verified." You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol | |||
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"No wonder you're not verified. You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol " You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys | |||
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"No wonder you're not verified. You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys " So, so many | |||
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"No wonder you're not verified. You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys So, so many " don't be shy | |||
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"No wonder you're not verified. You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys So, so many don't be shy " I’d keep that behind a wet t-shirt too in the hope that it grows bigger | |||
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"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries " Your nonsense is awful, improve it | |||
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"Your nonsense is awful, improve it" I've got nothing you're gorgeous | |||
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"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries Your nonsense is awful, improve it" LSM your lingerie would suit me better! | |||
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"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries Your nonsense is awful, improve it LSM your lingerie would suit me better! " Your lingerie doesn’t fit. Your bits keep falling out of your knickers! | |||
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"Your smile, your eyes, your body, your everything............ you're just........ so bovine!" Why thank you Such a lovely compliment from a Colin Farrell (on a really bad day) serial killer look a like | |||
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"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries Your nonsense is awful, improve it LSM your lingerie would suit me better! Your lingerie doesn’t fit. Your bits keep falling out of your knickers! " It's hard keeping them in...if only I could find a long very beige dress to hide everything as well as you do! | |||
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"Your nonsense is awful, improve it I've got nothing you're gorgeous " Aaah that so kind. Wondered what abuse id get. Bwas kinda looking forward to it | |||
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"He's like a dog with a boner " her butt cheeks sing | |||
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"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing " You hum it they'll sing it | |||
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"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing You hum it they'll sing it " da da da da | |||
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"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing You hum it they'll sing it da da da da " I don't think we're in tune | |||
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"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing You hum it they'll sing it da da da da I don't think we're in tune " i am......... they want me on the voice | |||
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"was that a typo you meant sexiest " I'm sure it was | |||
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"was that a typo you meant sexiest I'm sure it was " it was........ had to be | |||
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"If I say yes do I get brownie points " are you a brownie? | |||
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"was that a typo you meant sexiest I'm sure it was it was........ had to be " I mean really, how was I supposed to insult a cutie, it was absolutely a typo | |||
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"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie? " Is my make up that bad | |||
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"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie? Is my make up that bad " dib dob | |||
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"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie? Is my make up that bad dib dob " It goes on with a trowel so I reckon I do ok | |||
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"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie? Is my make up that bad dib dob It goes on with a trowel so I reckon I do ok " I've just bought a new trowel | |||
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"charming to a fault " butt cheeks to lie for | |||
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"Draws on himself" Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon. | |||
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"Draws on himself" Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman | |||
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"Draws on himself Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman" I just can't insult you. | |||
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"Draws on himself Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman I just can't insult you." You've got the lurgy | |||
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"Draws on himself Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon. " Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet | |||
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"Draws on himself Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman I just can't insult you. You've got the lurgy " No need to get personal with your tiny cock | |||
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"Draws on himself Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon. Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet " has an itch down below | |||
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"Draws on himself Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman I just can't insult you. You've got the lurgy No need to get personal with your tiny cock " | |||
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"Draws on himself Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman I just can't insult you. You've got the lurgy No need to get personal with your tiny cock " His mother still buys his clothes | |||
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"Draws on himself Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon. Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet has an itch down below " True story | |||
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"Draws on himself Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon. Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet has an itch down below True story " Does she have an itchy puss? ^^^^* | |||
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