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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don’t take part if you can’t take the constructive criticism - peace and love.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your belly button is weird!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your belly button is weird!!"

Your bands shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your belly button is weird!!

Your bands shit "

You smell. Of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your belly button is weird!!

Your bands shit "

You take that back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 21:30:48]

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

You take it up the bum - sideways

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You take it up the bum - sideways "

You dream of being pegged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

arsey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" "

The eyes on your smiley face are weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You take it up the bum - sideways "

Balloon tit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tiny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"tiny"

Not a funny guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fat arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

floozy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is unkind to men

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Quiet

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"You take it up the bum - sideways

You dream of being pegged "

That's not an insult and how do you know the contents of my bucket list ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

arsenal fan

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"arsenal fan"

Can’t deal with the better team

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team "

Lanky

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team "

Wonder when spurs last won something

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team "

Your tits are too big

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Knob like a lion bar

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team

Your tits are too big"

Member of the Sooty fan club

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team

Your tits are too big"

Only kids wear Superman boxers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Daft

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"old"

Wrinkly elbows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tubby

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"old"

Boring suit whistlandflute

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"tubby"

Crusty knee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

effeminate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"tubby

Crusty knee"

Old man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has a hairy chin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

blind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 21:38:52]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crab collector

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has a hairy chin "

NO I GOT IT THREADED I TOLD YOU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has a hairy chin

NO I GOT IT THREADED I TOLD YOU "

Won’t accept my friend request so is therefore a tiny turtle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is too pretty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

manly

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team

Your tits are too big

Member of the Sooty fan club "

Guilty as charged , cant insult you because you are rocking old school comic book t-shirts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gay

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Doesn’t wash after a poo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team

Your tits are too big

Member of the Sooty fan club

Guilty as charged , cant insult you because you are rocking old school comic book t-shirts "

Can't operate a belt correctly without supervision.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

transparent

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"arsenal fan

Can’t deal with the better team

Your tits are too big

Only kids wear Superman boxers "

Only real men hide their dicks

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cat food eater

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hairy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can’t reverse park

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cosmopolitan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cat food eater "

Body win - face fail!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

slut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cat food eater

Body win - face fail! "

Fury fecker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can’t reverse park "

Small tits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews"

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared "

Not that cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lesbian

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared "

Wuss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky "

Just a tease!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

down and out

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!"

Lives with his nan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

toothless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"toothless "

Butthead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan "

Hahahahaha

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan "

Steals bras from M&S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

frigid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan

Steals bras from M&S

"

Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!!

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan

Steals bras from M&S

Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!! "

Wuss

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Wears human mammary vests whilst watching antiques roadshow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

parking warden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan

Steals bras from M&S

Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!!

Wuss

"

Ok then - nipples are shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gay

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

slow

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Gay"

Not an insult

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan

Steals bras from M&S

Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!!

Wuss

Ok then - nipples are shit "

Suit tie cant even afford a suit and tie

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Has a hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is unprofessional at conducting interviews

I can’t insult him, I’m to scared

Not that cheeky

Just a tease!

Lives with his nan

Steals bras from M&S

Can’t even insult - she is so hot!!!!

Wuss

Ok then - nipples are shit

Suit tie cant even afford a suit and tie "

Too bendy. Are you a person or a cat make up your mind

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Im stopping now I'm starting to enjoy it too much!!!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Im stopping now I'm starting to enjoy it too much!!! "

Typical quitter. Snowflake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sloppy

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Hilariously therapeutic, thanks OP and all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hilariously therapeutic, thanks OP and all x "
out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Wuss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! "
twat

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bore

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Dreamer with a photoshopped beach pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dreamer with a photoshopped beach pic"

Doesn’t know the difference between tie and belt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! twat"

I'm gonna cry!!! waah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! twat

I'm gonna cry!!! waah! "

woos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Run out of gin what twat does that!! (Sorry )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you all I can't insult any of you so I'll insult myself. I'm a twat!! twat

I'm gonna cry!!! waah! woos "

Stop it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Run out of gin what twat does that!! (Sorry )"
oooooo a reader

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Run out of gin what twat does that!! (Sorry )oooooo a reader "

Will only stretch to a mcdonalds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

expensive

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"expensive "

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons "

lol knows the way to a mans heart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart "

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that "

lol cmon sit on mine

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By *uicylucy76Woman  over a year ago

thornton cleveleys


"arsenal fan"

Has to be the best response... I mean the worse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"arsenal fan

Has to be the best response... I mean the worse!"

secretive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons "

thats specsavers though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine "

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too

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By *uicylucy76Woman  over a year ago

thornton cleveleys


"arsenal fan

Has to be the best response... I mean the worse!secretive"

;) secrets are the best x shit worse.. I mean worse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too "

why can't you have it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dude .. instead of buying anything for anyone ... why don’t you save up for a nice modern suit, one you didn’t get from A charity that actually fits you, clean your shoes as well man ! Jesus ... what a state !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all "

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me "

Nasty rash on yr left foot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me "

lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Dreamer with a photoshopped beach pic

Doesn’t know the difference between tie and belt "

Vision to short to read past the words

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous "

Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous

Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you "

gluttony is a virtue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous

Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you gluttony is a virtue "

gluttony is a failure of self-control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"expensive

I'll buy the dinner ..2 for 1 at Whetherspoons lol knows the way to a mans heart

Wouldn’t want you sitting on my lap to guess your weight after that lol cmon sit on mine

But you could never look up to me also in my opinion I have the looks I can’t have the intelligence too why can't you have it all

I don’t want it all because then people like you will be attracted to me lol ok........ people like me, sounds ominous

Yes people like you ! The greedy ones you want it all.... more gin, wanting to know the weight of someone sat on your lap not forgetting intelligence tut tut tut it’s just greed I tell you gluttony is a virtue

gluttony is a failure of self-control "

true but the will can reverse it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You all have sad lives for spending so much time on my shitty little forum post.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No wonder you're not verified.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"No wonder you're not verified."

You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No wonder you're not verified.

You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol "

You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No wonder you're not verified.

You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol

You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys "

So, so many

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No wonder you're not verified.

You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol

You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys

So, so many

"

don't be shy

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By *adyx4Woman  over a year ago

Durham


"No wonder you're not verified.

You must be a crazy lady because you haven't met me. Lol

You're one of those 'professional' 'genuine'nice guys

So, so many

don't be shy "

I’d keep that behind a wet t-shirt too in the hope that it grows bigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your smile, your eyes, your body, your everything............ you're just........ so bovine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries "

Your nonsense is awful, improve it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your nonsense is awful, improve it"

I've got nothing you're gorgeous

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries

Your nonsense is awful, improve it"

LSM your lingerie would suit me better!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries

Your nonsense is awful, improve it

LSM your lingerie would suit me better! "

Your lingerie doesn’t fit. Your bits keep falling out of your knickers!

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By *adyx4Woman  over a year ago

Durham


"Your smile, your eyes, your body, your everything............ you're just........ so bovine!"

Why thank you

Such a lovely compliment from a Colin Farrell (on a really bad day) serial killer look a like

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries

Your nonsense is awful, improve it

LSM your lingerie would suit me better!

Your lingerie doesn’t fit. Your bits keep falling out of your knickers! "

It's hard keeping them in...if only I could find a long very beige dress to hide everything as well as you do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your nonsense is awful, improve it

I've got nothing you're gorgeous "

Aaah that so kind. Wondered what abuse id get. Bwas kinda looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the lady is a tramp

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

He's like a dog with a boner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's like a dog with a boner "
her butt cheeks sing

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing "

You hum it they'll sing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing

You hum it they'll sing it "

da da da da

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing

You hum it they'll sing it da da da da "

I don't think we're in tune

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's like a dog with a boner her butt cheeks sing

You hum it they'll sing it da da da da

I don't think we're in tune "

i am......... they want me on the voice

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Is sexist....not looking for trans.....how very dare you hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

was that a typo you meant sexiest

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"was that a typo you meant sexiest "

I'm sure it was

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

If I say yes do I get brownie points

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"was that a typo you meant sexiest

I'm sure it was "

it was........ had to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I say yes do I get brownie points "
are you a brownie?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"was that a typo you meant sexiest

I'm sure it was it was........ had to be "

I mean really, how was I supposed to insult a cutie, it was absolutely a typo

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie? "

Is my make up that bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ttl....... status quo resumed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie?

Is my make up that bad

"

dib dob

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie?

Is my make up that bad

dib dob "

It goes on with a trowel so I reckon I do ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I say yes do I get brownie points are you a brownie?

Is my make up that bad

dib dob

It goes on with a trowel so I reckon I do ok "

I've just bought a new trowel

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

charming to a fault

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"charming to a fault "
butt cheeks to lie for

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By *j69funCouple  over a year ago

kildare

He's a cheeky fecker

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't have an insult to give

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn’t ride him into battle lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Draws on himself

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Draws on himself"

Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel


"Draws on himself"

Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Draws on himself

Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman"

I just can't insult you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Draws on himself

Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman

I just can't insult you."

You've got the lurgy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Draws on himself

Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon. "

Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Draws on himself

Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman

I just can't insult you.

You've got the lurgy "

No need to get personal with your tiny cock

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Draws on himself

Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon.

Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet "

has an itch down below

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Draws on himself

Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman

I just can't insult you.

You've got the lurgy

No need to get personal with your tiny cock "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Draws on himself

Why on earth are you straight....be adventureous woman

I just can't insult you.

You've got the lurgy

No need to get personal with your tiny cock

"

His mother still buys his clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Draws on himself

Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon.

Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet has an itch down below "

True story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Draws on himself

Eats crayons and thinks the red ones taste of lemon.

Hasn’t learnt how to do buttons up yet has an itch down below

True story "

Does she have an itchy puss? ^^^^*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of you have smelly feet, your faces look like a slapped arse, you’ve clearly shat your pants and your mothers dress you funny

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