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Which Muppet would you most like to sleep with?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The correct answer is OBVIOUSLY Janice. Although Mokey Fraggle is technically a Muppet too, and she was always so kind and friendly..."
Reckon miss piggy would be an absolute cougar in bed, you can tell from her eyes.... cracking tits too!!!!  |
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Firstly, thanks for asking the best question I've ever seen on the forums. As others have said Animal is definitely the right answer but the Swedish Chef would be quite handy to knock up a post-coital souflee |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Is big bird a muppet? If not can I have a three-way with Burt and Ernie or Waldorf and Statler. I hear they are good at fisting. "
I'd take Waldorf and Statler if I was into humiliation for sure. |
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"Firstly, thanks for asking the best question I've ever seen on the forums. As others have said Animal is definitely the right answer but the Swedish Chef would be quite handy to knock up a post-coital souflee "
I should admit I stole it. Check out Richard Herring's Emergency Questions books in all good bookshops. and the RHLSTP Podcast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Threesome with Rowlf the dog or Janice. Talented fingers. 
Mokey Fraggle is too sweet to have sex with. However this is a deeply sensual song.
https://youtu.be/UWn_Cd1HHXE |
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"Firstly, thanks for asking the best question I've ever seen on the forums. As others have said Animal is definitely the right answer but the Swedish Chef would be quite handy to knock up a post-coital souflee
I should admit I stole it. Check out Richard Herring's Emergency Questions books in all good bookshops. and the RHLSTP Podcast."
Oh I will thanks. I like Richard Herring |
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"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's 
Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?
Male I think
Non-birdary"
I just googled it and there were a lot of stories in 2013 about BB being trans! |
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"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's
Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?
Male I think
Non-birdary
I just googled it and there were a lot of stories in 2013 about BB being trans!"
Once you’ve worn yellow tights and felt the tickle of a feather boa there is no way back. |
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"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's
Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?
Male I think
Non-birdary
I just googled it and there were a lot of stories in 2013 about BB being trans!
Once you’ve worn yellow tights and felt the tickle of a feather boa there is no way back. "
Yep, that's how I started |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Kermit. No one has mentioned him
Fuzz was just talking about him in a sexual way. It was a bit odd. 
Peach x"
Not as odd as wanting a threesome with Bert and Ernie  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Animal and gonzo
When I have the attachment on my wand it turns me into a bit of an animal and it looks like gonzo
That’s actually what I call it
Lex"
I have the same attachment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Muppets cannot have my penis
I think a muppet does have your penis"
i do hope thats aimed directly 100% at me mate if so congrats it made me smirk a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it matter? They've all had a fist inside them for so long there can't be any friction. "
Probably MissPiggy.
Incidentally, have you noticed you never see Miss Piggy and Sharon from Eastenders in the same place at the same time? Coincidence? Or not? |
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