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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I’ve noticed pork pies to be conspicuous in the lack of jelly of late, it’s all this namby pamby adding of red onion jam and cranberry relish and all that gubbins. "
Oh my days. You are so right. Pork pies should be left alone and pure. Much like myself probably. |
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"Pork pie mainly.
Is it the crust or the jelly that gets you weak at the knees?
The Crust. Jelly = 
Whaaaat!? Jelly's the best bit  "
There must be something seriously wrong with you, I have to scrape it all off, evil stuff |
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"Pork pie mainly.
Is it the crust or the jelly that gets you weak at the knees?
The Crust. Jelly =
Whaaaat!? Jelly's the best bit
There must be something seriously wrong with you, I have to scrape it all off, evil stuff"
Crikey no, stick a straw in and slurp it all out  |
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"Pork pie mainly.
Is it the crust or the jelly that gets you weak at the knees?
The Crust. Jelly =
Whaaaat!? Jelly's the best bit
There must be something seriously wrong with you, I have to scrape it all off, evil stuff
Crikey no, stick a straw in and slurp it all out "
I was just a bit sick in my mouth then  . You pork pie pervert. |
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"Pork pie mainly.
Is it the crust or the jelly that gets you weak at the knees?
The Crust. Jelly =
Whaaaat!? Jelly's the best bit
There must be something seriously wrong with you, I have to scrape it all off, evil stuff
Crikey no, stick a straw in and slurp it all out
I was just a bit sick in my mouth then . You pork pie pervert."
Now there's a title I can get behind. Pure filth and wholly unapologetic |
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