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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My story. Met up with beast to 'talk' and I had a gin in the bar for Dutch courage. There was a nail on the stool I was sat on sticking out so I somehow got my stocking stuck on the chair and couldn't get off so by the time he arrived I was begging him to release me as I had cramp.
So off we go to the room we booked for privacy... There is a sign on the door... Mind the step... I fell down the step .. if that wasn't the worse of it I whacked my head on the opposite door frame and almost knocked my self out. Got a huge egg on my head and this morning it's even worse. One side of my face is completely swollen I can't even open my eye and look like Quasimodo  |
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My story. Met up with beast to 'talk' and I had a gin in the bar for Dutch courage. There was a nail on the stool I was sat on sticking out so I somehow got my stocking stuck on the chair and couldn't get off so by the time he arrived I was begging him to release me as I had cramp.
So off we go to the room we booked for privacy... There is a sign on the door... Mind the step... I fell down the step .. if that wasn't the worse of it I whacked my head on the opposite door frame and almost knocked my self out. Got a huge egg on my head and this morning it's even worse. One side of my face is completely swollen I can't even open my eye and look like Quasimodo "
Jeez, that was a proper series of unfortunate events. At least it was with beast and not a new meet say. Hope you feel better soon op  |
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Yes, regular FB decided to tie my wrists tightly to the bed to stop me thrashing about so much.
Still thrashed about the same, just dislocated my shoulder. Thankfully he was a doctor so could manipulate it back into place.
Otherwise I've head-butted a guy who leaned down to kiss me when I was mid-orgasm, scraped my forehead on a headboard during orgasm and had occasional pulled muscles.
Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't).
I'm like a one-woman episode of casualty. |
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My story. Met up with beast to 'talk' and I had a gin in the bar for Dutch courage. There was a nail on the stool I was sat on sticking out so I somehow got my stocking stuck on the chair and couldn't get off so by the time he arrived I was begging him to release me as I had cramp.
So off we go to the room we booked for privacy... There is a sign on the door... Mind the step... I fell down the step .. if that wasn't the worse of it I whacked my head on the opposite door frame and almost knocked my self out. Got a huge egg on my head and this morning it's even worse. One side of my face is completely swollen I can't even open my eye and look like Quasimodo
Jeez, that was a proper series of unfortunate events. At least it was with beast and not a new meet say. Hope you feel better soon op "
Lemony Snicketts came to mind lol |
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My story. Met up with beast to 'talk' and I had a gin in the bar for Dutch courage. There was a nail on the stool I was sat on sticking out so I somehow got my stocking stuck on the chair and couldn't get off so by the time he arrived I was begging him to release me as I had cramp.
So off we go to the room we booked for privacy... There is a sign on the door... Mind the step... I fell down the step .. if that wasn't the worse of it I whacked my head on the opposite door frame and almost knocked my self out. Got a huge egg on my head and this morning it's even worse. One side of my face is completely swollen I can't even open my eye and look like Quasimodo "
Oh my word, I hope it settles down soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not a meet per-se.. but my delicious beastly man-friend and i were having another particularly amourous evening, and the next thing i know im in the middle of shear pain and an absolute bloodbath.. he'd only gone and ripped my coil out of me 
safe to say it took me a little while, and a few hospital appointments, to get over that one! 
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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My story. Met up with beast to 'talk' and I had a gin in the bar for Dutch courage. There was a nail on the stool I was sat on sticking out so I somehow got my stocking stuck on the chair and couldn't get off so by the time he arrived I was begging him to release me as I had cramp.
So off we go to the room we booked for privacy... There is a sign on the door... Mind the step... I fell down the step .. if that wasn't the worse of it I whacked my head on the opposite door frame and almost knocked my self out. Got a huge egg on my head and this morning it's even worse. One side of my face is completely swollen I can't even open my eye and look like Quasimodo "
Wow that really was a bad series of events hope it heals up soon x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you aquired any injuries at a meet whether sex or anything else?
Ill post mine in the thread
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bruised my helmet once not good she was a bit rough lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, regular FB decided to tie my wrists tightly to the bed to stop me thrashing about so much.
Still thrashed about the same, just dislocated my shoulder. Thankfully he was a doctor so could manipulate it back into place.
Otherwise I've head-butted a guy who leaned down to kiss me when I was mid-orgasm, scraped my forehead on a headboard during orgasm and had occasional pulled muscles.
Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't).
I'm like a one-woman episode of casualty."
Do things like this always happen around you? :o
Would one need additional safety gear when meeting you? |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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"Not on a meet off here but with someone years ago he wa in such a rush to undo his jeans he caught himself in his zipper. Ye that put a stop to any fun pretty fast "
I did this as a teenager. Not good! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jeez, that was a proper series of unfortunate events. At least it was with beast and not a new meet say. Hope you feel better soon op "
I would have preferred it with a new meet to be honest seen as this was our make or break talk
Didn't expect to break my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jeez, that was a proper series of unfortunate events. At least it was with beast and not a new meet say. Hope you feel better soon op
I would have preferred it with a new meet to be honest seen as this was our make or break talk
Didn't expect to break my face "
Oh no  you could always use the line that you were "falling for beast all over again". I hope the embarrassment and injury didnt stop you both having that talk and I really really hope you got the result you were hoping for  x |
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Not an injury as such but still laugh to myself about when I was going to go to A&E after Manchester social for ‘bleeding all over the bed’ (I don’t have a womb anymore so can’t bleed) only to realise a day later that it was fake tan mixed into a massive wet patch.
Even Laughing writing this. Ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not an injury as such but still laugh to myself about when I was going to go to A&E after Manchester social for ‘bleeding all over the bed’ (I don’t have a womb anymore so can’t bleed) only to realise a day later that it was fake tan mixed into a massive wet patch.
Even Laughing writing this. Ffs. "
You did make me laugh when you text me, panic over it was fake tan |
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"Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't)."
Before I worked out the rabbit was a vibrator I thought you were talking about bunny-boiling! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I once decided to perform a strip tease after a few drinks in far too high heels and ended up twisting my ankle badly. My date ended up helping me get dressed with me crying so I could go to A & E. Not my proudest moment.
Hope your face goes back to normal soon Belle, x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am Ridiculously clumsy I broke my toe having sex in the shower years ago.
And about 2 years ago I fell walking into the attic and I was pouring with blood I'm still scarred on my knee from that now |
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Not swinging but with a past partner.
I was away for 6 weeks on Exercise in 1992. On the first weekend back, I was in the process of smashing the young lady in question, but ended up twisting my nuts.
After being dropped me off at A&E at St Thomas's in London.
And my girlfriend at the time came into the cupical with me while I explained how I managed to twist them!!!
Que a very red faced girl??
Ended up in hospital for 3 days and a operation to untwist and tie them away!!! |
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"Not an injury as such but still laugh to myself about when I was going to go to A&E after Manchester social for ‘bleeding all over the bed’ (I don’t have a womb anymore so can’t bleed) only to realise a day later that it was fake tan mixed into a massive wet patch.
Even Laughing writing this. Ffs. "
 that's brilliant! |
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"Yes, regular FB decided to tie my wrists tightly to the bed to stop me thrashing about so much.
Still thrashed about the same, just dislocated my shoulder. Thankfully he was a doctor so could manipulate it back into place.
Otherwise I've head-butted a guy who leaned down to kiss me when I was mid-orgasm, scraped my forehead on a headboard during orgasm and had occasional pulled muscles.
Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't).
I'm like a one-woman episode of casualty.
Do things like this always happen around you? :o
Would one need additional safety gear when meeting you? "
I do seem to attract more than my fair share of calamity.
I can provide a hard hat, cutproof gauntlets and safety shoes, but that still leaves considerable areas unprotected |
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"Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't).
Before I worked out the rabbit was a vibrator I thought you were talking about bunny-boiling! "
Haha, no, never injured myself doing that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hips sore lol, it might not be club related but started after the club, and I think I’m too young for it to be anything health related..never had a sore hip I’m guessing I over did it lol hope your face settles down soon for you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, regular FB decided to tie my wrists tightly to the bed to stop me thrashing about so much.
Still thrashed about the same, just dislocated my shoulder. Thankfully he was a doctor so could manipulate it back into place.
Otherwise I've head-butted a guy who leaned down to kiss me when I was mid-orgasm, scraped my forehead on a headboard during orgasm and had occasional pulled muscles.
Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't).
I'm like a one-woman episode of casualty."
You should write a book |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hips sore lol, it might not be club related but started after the club, and I think I’m too young for it to be anything health related..never had a sore hip I’m guessing I over did it lol hope your face settles down soon for you xx"
Heard people say you won’t be able to sit down when I’m finished with you, didn’t think it meant this xD |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, regular FB decided to tie my wrists tightly to the bed to stop me thrashing about so much.
Still thrashed about the same, just dislocated my shoulder. Thankfully he was a doctor so could manipulate it back into place.
Otherwise I've head-butted a guy who leaned down to kiss me when I was mid-orgasm, scraped my forehead on a headboard during orgasm and had occasional pulled muscles.
Singed myself when a rabbit overheated once too, then waited for it to cool down and tried again in case it was a one-off (it wasn't).
I'm like a one-woman episode of casualty.
Do things like this always happen around you? :o
Would one need additional safety gear when meeting you?
I do seem to attract more than my fair share of calamity.
I can provide a hard hat, cutproof gauntlets and safety shoes, but that still leaves considerable areas unprotected "
Well if all goes well my precious area will be ensheathed and buried somewhere warm anyway. The rest of me can heal |
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