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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38

Ever committed it?

How's it best to avoid it?

Is it painful to watch?

Is it even a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well easy.

keep on abusing members here despite the warning .. you're out.

Don't know what happens to site supporters though .. are they blocked too ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

Site supporters have to obey the rules just like everyone else, paying a quid a month doesn't give any privilege to abuse others...

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Managed to avoid it myself but good god I've seen some epic train wrecks over the years. You just read the header or a post and think ohhhh this is going to go south fast. Funny as fuck mostly but then I'm a twat so

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Well easy.

keep on abusing members here despite the warning .. you're out.

Don't know what happens to site supporters though .. are they blocked too ? "

Same as every 1 else. Booted

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38

I just loved the word..so I lent it from another thread and also the definition...

One of the worst known ways to die. Ostracism followed by terminal case of UNLOS."

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is it? "

Terminally UNLOS

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38

I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

"

In that case, everyday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

"

I remember one time ages ago I said I didn't like cats..anyone would think I was raoul moat for a second they way that went down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just loved the word..so I lent it from another thread and also the definition...

One of the worst known ways to die. Ostracism followed by terminal case of UNLOS."

"

Sounds like something I would say....

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Managed to avoid it myself but good god I've seen some epic train wrecks over the years. You just read the header or a post and think ohhhh this is going to go south fast. Funny as fuck mostly but then I'm a twat so "

I'm a twat too...I see im3in good company

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

I remember one time ages ago I said I didn't like cats..anyone would think I was raoul moat for a second they way that went down "

Pussy rules on here

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I just loved the word..so I lent it from another thread and also the definition...

One of the worst known ways to die. Ostracism followed by terminal case of UNLOS."

Sounds like something I would say.... "

Who you...nah

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

I remember one time ages ago I said I didn't like cats..anyone would think I was raoul moat for a second they way that went down

Pussy rules on here "

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Managed to avoid it myself but good god I've seen some epic train wrecks over the years. You just read the header or a post and think ohhhh this is going to go south fast. Funny as fuck mostly but then I'm a twat so

I'm a twat too...I see im3in good company "

Extremely good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here "

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

In that case, everyday "

And we love you for it x

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles? "

Sorry he can't hear you from among his sea of clunge.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

I remember one time ages ago I said I didn't like cats..anyone would think I was raoul moat for a second they way that went down

Pussy rules on here "

Theres some right catty behaviour on here. Yes yes I know I'll get my coat even though I've not pulled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles? "

Well my testicles need to regain bodyweight if that helps your curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you find you're getting too many fab messages try this for a status

"My supposedly incurable STD seems to have cleared up on it's own, so I'm back to bareback"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Sorry he can't hear you from among his sea of clunge."

Must have been those 'private' messages you sent out to me earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the thing that puts most people off is complaining. Bitter, entitled complaining about a site they're continuing to use, often while paying to. Almost always because they've abandoned all logic and decided they've found a magic kingdom where normal women turn into free porn stars or hookers rather than signed up to a (potentially free) website. Pretty daft in itself but to then compound it by complaining vociferously to a bunch of people who don't care about the fact you didn't manage your expectations... That's a dead man walking right there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Well my testicles need to regain bodyweight if that helps your curiosity"

Did you get it all in the sock? Semen is such a tiresomely persistent stain

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Sorry he can't hear you from among his sea of clunge.

Must have been those 'private' messages you sent out to me earlier"

I don't follow? Let me off it's late.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Well my testicles need to regain bodyweight if that helps your curiosity

Did you get it all in the sock? Semen is such a tiresomely persistent stain "

Can you do my washing? Thanks sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Well my testicles need to regain bodyweight if that helps your curiosity

Did you get it all in the sock? Semen is such a tiresomely persistent stain

Can you do my washing? Thanks sweetheart"

No but if you let the sock dry enough you can use it as a boomerang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Well my testicles need to regain bodyweight if that helps your curiosity

Did you get it all in the sock? Semen is such a tiresomely persistent stain

Can you do my washing? Thanks sweetheart

No but if you let the sock dry enough you can use it as a boomerang

"

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"If you find you're getting too many fab messages try this for a status

"My supposedly incurable STD seems to have cleared up on it's own, so I'm back to bareback""

You've nailed fabicide

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"If you find you're getting too many fab messages try this for a status

"My supposedly incurable STD seems to have cleared up on it's own, so I'm back to bareback""

Think I'll lend another one of yours for the change status dare thread, next time it's up

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By *avegaMan  over a year ago

Toronto


"If someone don't like me because of something i've said i'll just try and put my penis in one of the other 1000s of women on here

And how's that workin out for ya, Chuckles?

Sorry he can't hear you from among his sea of clunge."

Good morning all! “Clunge”, what a great word. Nearly impossible to say it without a smile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you find you're getting too many fab messages try this for a status

"My supposedly incurable STD seems to have cleared up on it's own, so I'm back to bareback"

You've nailed fabicide "

It goes nicely with "Women always end up getting a restraining order against me because I aways end up with fat vindictive bitches who don't know their place"

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By *avegaMan  over a year ago

Toronto


"If you find you're getting too many fab messages try this for a status

"My supposedly incurable STD seems to have cleared up on it's own, so I'm back to bareback"

You've nailed fabicide

It goes nicely with "Women always end up getting a restraining order against me because I aways end up with fat vindictive bitches who don't know their place""

If you were to end that sentence withe the word “Clunge” I’m sure everyone would be happy!

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple  over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

I remember one time ages ago I said I didn't like cats..anyone would think I was raoul moat for a second they way that went down

Pussy rules on here "

Made me laugh El

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fabicide. The inability to comprehend that women do indeed talk to each other on here. How abusive messages become folk lore....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can women comit fabicide ...

"Looking for a regular playmate. Husband has no time for me although insanely jealous, been champion cage fighter, so spends all his time with his prison friends .... discretion essential....

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

My fabicide is always the hillsbrough threads...

Can’t help getting involved and I know my views are not to everyone’s tastes and people then get pissed at me and block me

Which is understandable

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Can women comit fabicide ...

"Looking for a regular playmate. Husband has no time for me although insanely jealous, been champion cage fighter, so spends all his time with his prison friends .... discretion essential...."

I can keep a secret

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"My fabicide is always the hillsbrough threads...

Can’t help getting involved and I know my views are not to everyone’s tastes and people then get pissed at me and block me

Which is understandable "

I have no idea in your views. But I do respect someone who isn't afraid to hold a minority view. As long as they aren't mean spirited people

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

"

What? ... like mentioning .... "the clique" (whispered)

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"My fabicide is always the hillsbrough threads...

Can’t help getting involved and I know my views are not to everyone’s tastes and people then get pissed at me and block me

Which is understandable

I have no idea in your views. But I do respect someone who isn't afraid to hold a minority view. As long as they aren't mean spirited people"

I am genuine not mean (veris snow that) but it’s one of the few topics that I see the red mist over.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I was close last night

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I think I was close last night "

What subject?

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I think I was close last night "

I caught thay post

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I think I was close last night "

That's because people don't read entire threads, they just let the indignation take over

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

It is a real thing but no I haven’t... not yet anyway

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

What? ... like mentioning .... "the clique" (whispered) "

Yes..shush..they are close, I can feel them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I should put it into context...

A comment said jokingly which could have fabbers running for the hills

What? ... like mentioning .... "the clique" (whispered)

Yes..shush..they are close, can i feel you? "

Fixed that for you

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By *urtyGentMan  over a year ago

eastleigh


"I think I was close last night "

Saw it, read it, exactly how I thought it would go. How very dare you have high standards

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I think I was close last night

What subject? "

It's ok... found it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I imagine most forum users could get away with one of two posts that were a bit dodgy lol if they were more than a bit dodgy then it's like watching a carcass getting picked apart by buzzards lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve had a few meltdowns over the years, argued with a lot of people, got a huge following of people that don’t like me, have a safe word if I’m ever acting crazy “yazoo” and I’ve embarrassed myself more times than I can count. But 9 years on I’m still here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ever committed it?

How's it best to avoid it?

Is it painful to watch?

Is it even a thing?

"

Me? No.

Well... there was that time... and that time... and...

Yeah, I'm a serial fabicide. Pretty much every time I open my mouth or turn up to something.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

I think preference is always a great subject

Under discussed and never contentious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 08:10:42]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fabicide is a forum term that actually reflects an over-inflated view of the forum’s relative importance on this site. The forum represents a minority of the users of Fab, especially if you only consider the lounge. I assume that is where the term originated.

However I have in the past, particularly when I was new to the forum, invoked the wrath of forum users. The three most wrath inducing incidents were a thread about understanding the mind of a woman, challenging the pack mentality and getting involved in a dating thread.

It was quite brutal and made me question whether to stay or not. Other issues at the time also caused me to question my involvement and I took an 8 month break. When I came back, I’d learned some valuable lessons and for my sins I’m still here now.

I’m less likely to incur the wrath of the forum these days due to longevity and indifference but I still manage to upset individuals a continual basis. C’est la vie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never all people love my comments

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Fabicide is a forum term that actually reflects an over-inflated view of the forum’s relative importance on this site. The forum represents a minority of the users of Fab, especially if you only consider the lounge. I assume that is where the term originated.

However I have in the past, particularly when I was new to the forum, invoked the wrath of forum users. The three most wrath inducing incidents were a thread about understanding the mind of a woman, challenging the pack mentality and getting involved in a dating thread.

It was quite brutal and made me question whether to stay or not. Other issues at the time also caused me to question my involvement and I took an 8 month break. When I came back, I’d learned some valuable lessons and for my sins I’m still here now.

I’m less likely to incur the wrath of the forum these days due to longevity and indifference but I still manage to upset individuals a continual basis. C’est la vie."

I posted a thread about crisps when I was new, and got some quite aggressive pm's

People aren't very welcoming to newbies on the forums sometimes, often through no fault of their own.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fabicide is a forum term that actually reflects an over-inflated view of the forum’s relative importance on this site. The forum represents a minority of the users of Fab, especially if you only consider the lounge. I assume that is where the term originated.

However I have in the past, particularly when I was new to the forum, invoked the wrath of forum users. The three most wrath inducing incidents were a thread about understanding the mind of a woman, challenging the pack mentality and getting involved in a dating thread.

It was quite brutal and made me question whether to stay or not. Other issues at the time also caused me to question my involvement and I took an 8 month break. When I came back, I’d learned some valuable lessons and for my sins I’m still here now.

I’m less likely to incur the wrath of the forum these days due to longevity and indifference but I still manage to upset individuals a continual basis. C’est la vie.

I posted a thread about crisps when I was new, and got some quite aggressive pm's

People aren't very welcoming to newbies on the forums sometimes, often through no fault of their own."

For sure and groupthink and scapegoating can create some very uncomfortable and unpleasant experiences for people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps??? "

Have you been on the Politics message board recently?

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps??? "

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

Have you been on the Politics message board recently? "

Does flavour preference point to your political inclination and whether you voted leave or remain?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

Have you been on the Politics message board recently?

Does flavour preference point to your political inclination and whether you voted leave or remain? "

I don’t know but jalapeños and cheese flavoured crisp eaters didn’t get many votes at the General Election.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters "

I would have immediately posted one each about pretzels, nuts, popcorn, maize based snacks and scampi fries and their relative merits as compared to cheese moments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

Have you been on the Politics message board recently? "

Is it as bad as Zuckerbook?

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple  over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"I think I was close last night "

Some have had a sense of humor bypass. It was obvious your thread wasn't serious but lots on here could start an argument in an empty room. It can be funny at times but often that quickly fades. Just a little reminder but keep it on the down low ye. The forum is ment to be a bit of fun. That is all

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's definitely a forum thing, or at least mostly.

I think there are some who watch for signs, and not just in vulnerable newbies, and use faults or perceived issues as sport. It's desperately immature although hard to root out or avoid.

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 08:47:35]

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

I got accused of Fabicide when I made a mischievous post about someone bigging their profile up by using another.

I’m still here. They are not.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think I was close last night "

I read that this morning when our small person was up too early. I didn't read it as a joke at all first time though, as it was so plausible. Made me feel angry, and more so when people looked like they'd been tricked. I managed to keep quiet though!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Site supporters have to obey the rules just like everyone else, paying a quid a month doesn't give any privilege to abuse others..."

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"If you find you're getting too many fab messages try this for a status

"My supposedly incurable STD seems to have cleared up on it's own, so I'm back to bareback""

Was this a status swap game lol?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I was close last night

I read that this morning when our small person was up too early. I didn't read it as a joke at all first time though, as it was so plausible. Made me feel angry, and more so when people looked like they'd been tricked. I managed to keep quiet though!"

I figured it wasn't serious as I like to think no one would be that much of a douche so explicitly. But I don't get the joke at all, I suspect that's just me though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How can it even be a thing when forums only have like 0.5% of site users.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

Have you been on the Politics message board recently?

Does flavour preference point to your political inclination and whether you voted leave or remain? "

No that's whether you prefer jam or marmalade.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Don't talk about forum bans on the forum, be that your own or another persons ban...especially as other peoples bans being talked about are being guessed at rather then the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We know they don't exist. Like the lobsters in the tank in the restaurant going "Where's Felix? Anyone seen Felix around?" Nobody knows where Felix went. Victim of a naB.

Then Felix comes past on a plate as part of a Lobster Thermadore. Ah poor Felix.

Room 101 for forumites. The naB.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Site supporters have to obey the rules just like everyone else, paying a quid a month doesn't give any privilege to abuse others..."

Oh bugger. I just become a silver member

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I was close last night

Some have had a sense of humor bypass. It was obvious your thread wasn't serious but lots on here could start an argument in an empty room. It can be funny at times but often that quickly fades. Just a little reminder but keep it on the down low ye. The forum is ment to be a bit of fun. That is all "

If you get a message saying "Sense of humor failed" try rebooting. If continued rebooting continues to fail try installing SenseOfHumour 2.0 (bugs removed extra wordplay feature added). You may find a message saying sense of humor is not compatible with you. In which case you may need to go out and get a whole new personality.

If everything fails don't dispair. You are perfectly suited for a fabulous job.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"We know they don't exist. Like the lobsters in the tank in the restaurant going "Where's Felix? Anyone seen Felix around?" Nobody knows where Felix went. Victim of a naB.

Then Felix comes past on a plate as part of a Lobster Thermadore. Ah poor Felix.

Room 101 for forumites. The naB."

The fist time I saw lobsters in a tank...i wanted to rescue them. I had to sit on my hands

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

Have you been on the Politics message board recently?

Does flavour preference point to your political inclination and whether you voted leave or remain?

No that's whether you prefer jam or marmalade."

Oh no.. I like both

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters

I would have immediately posted one each about pretzels, nuts, popcorn, maize based snacks and scampi fries and their relative merits as compared to cheese moments "

This is my problem. It gets me into trouble.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

Have you been on the Politics message board recently?

Does flavour preference point to your political inclination and whether you voted leave or remain?

No that's whether you prefer jam or marmalade.

Oh no.. I like both "

Bloody centrists

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By *rAngleseyMan  over a year ago

Anglesey

A man posts something that sounds ok to him

An attractive snowflake woman takes offence at his post

lots of men supporting her complaint, Hoping to gain favour.

It`s cringy sometimes.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A man posts something that sounds ok to him

An attractive snowflake woman takes offence at his post

lots of men supporting her complaint, Hoping to gain favour.

It`s cringy sometimes.

"

A man supports a woman who happens to be attractive.

Men assume the only reason a man would support a woman is to get laid. They also assume that a woman's objections are groundless.

It's informative, a bit depressing, and very cringey indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters

I would have immediately posted one each about pretzels, nuts, popcorn, maize based snacks and scampi fries and their relative merits as compared to cheese moments

This is my problem. It gets me into trouble. "

Yes, yes that's all very well but scampi fries or cheese moments? Can we try to stick to the important issues here, people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We know they don't exist. Like the lobsters in the tank in the restaurant going "Where's Felix? Anyone seen Felix around?" Nobody knows where Felix went. Victim of a naB.

Then Felix comes past on a plate as part of a Lobster Thermadore. Ah poor Felix.

Room 101 for forumites. The naB.

The fist time I saw lobsters in a tank...i wanted to rescue them. I had to sit on my hands

"

I want to let them go too! You'd need to sit on my hands as well....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man posts something that sounds ok to him

An attractive snowflake woman takes offence at his post

lots of men supporting her complaint, Hoping to gain favour.

It`s cringy sometimes.

"

I support this rather snowflakey argument. Not because I agree with it... but because the opinion holder looks like he needs whitenighting.....

What are my chances? How am I doing????

Wtf? I AGREED with you! The least you could do is have sex to reciprocate!!!!

Yes this a tongue in cheek response...

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters "

Bbq pringles are like the anal of sex...you love it, shouldn’t do it but do anyway

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"We know they don't exist. Like the lobsters in the tank in the restaurant going "Where's Felix? Anyone seen Felix around?" Nobody knows where Felix went. Victim of a naB.

Then Felix comes past on a plate as part of a Lobster Thermadore. Ah poor Felix.

Room 101 for forumites. The naB.

The fist time I saw lobsters in a tank...i wanted to rescue them. I had to sit on my hands

I want to let them go too! You'd need to sit on my hands as well.... "

You should see the urge I get... when I see the crabs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters

Bbq pringles are like the anal of sex...you love it, shouldn’t do it but do anyway "

Dude! Please read the forum rules! You're not allowed to mention pringles! Oh the cravings.... here come those cravings....

The word Pringles is [censored word]. You may not mention your pringles real or imaginary or anyone else's pringles. Stop talking about them and they cease to exist. It's like a pringle falling in the forest or schrodingers pringle.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters

Bbq pringles are like the anal of sex...you love it, shouldn’t do it but do anyway "

doritos for the win.

See, this is how conflict starts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We know they don't exist. Like the lobsters in the tank in the restaurant going "Where's Felix? Anyone seen Felix around?" Nobody knows where Felix went. Victim of a naB.

Then Felix comes past on a plate as part of a Lobster Thermadore. Ah poor Felix.

Room 101 for forumites. The naB.

The fist time I saw lobsters in a tank...i wanted to rescue them. I had to sit on my hands

I want to let them go too! You'd need to sit on my hands as well....

You should see the urge I get... when I see the crabs "

I get the feeling I don't want to know the answer to that one....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How in the name of christ do you argue about crisps???

I wasn't posting about sex, some people didn't like that. Apparently snacks aren't an allowed topic for new forum posters

Bbq pringles are like the anal of sex...you love it, shouldn’t do it but do anyway

doritos for the win.

See, this is how conflict starts. "

Yup starts off with friendly banter. It just takes one crisp reply...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Theres todays attempt sorted

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