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are you a psychopath?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: Why did she kill her sister?

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Because she'd borrowed her new top without asking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suppose she might have hoped that he'll turn up at the next funeral?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Oh! oh! I know this but I can't bloody remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i read it for ages and couldn't come up with a reason but wasn't sure if i should be glad i'm not a psychopath or gutted cause i'm thick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The man was her sister's twin brother who had been kidnapped by renegade wombles at birth. Their father, an international asassin, was befuddled by a poisoned lobster and couldn't identify his own family, so he killed his own wife when she surprised him with a new loofah. The woman killed her sister so she could impersonate her to cash in all her Tesco clubcard points and buy some cheap champagne for the wedding. It's a very simple solution when you think about it.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman over a year ago

birmingham

He was the undertaker?

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Sex change sister

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Just read the correct answer.. Oh dear.. How far some singles will go

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The man was her sister's twin brother who had been kidnapped by renegade wombles at birth. Their father, an international asassin, was befuddled by a poisoned lobster and couldn't identify his own family, so he killed his own wife when she surprised him with a new loofah. The woman killed her sister so she could impersonate her to cash in all her Tesco clubcard points and buy some cheap champagne for the wedding. It's a very simple solution when you think about it."

Of course, simple when you think about it logically...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just read the correct answer.. Oh dear.. How far some singles will go"

what was the answer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She assumes that the guy is a family friend ergo he would turn up at her sisters funeral, so she could see him again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so erm, are you a psycho if you knew the answer or a psycho if you were oblivious to it? lol, is it like those blot cards my psychothera....erm, like those cards iv seen on the telly?

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

more man fit this description than women...so more likely to be an act carried out be a man...

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"more man fit this description than women...so more likely to be an act carried out be a man...

that's cos you are aw bloody nutters!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Answer: She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her mother's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered correctly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a tad drastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She assumes that the guy is a family friend ergo he would turn up at her sisters funeral, so she could see him again.

Oh dear.....its not looking good is it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NOT a psychopath! Yessssssss! Result!

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

and i was so tempted to say that most women are psychopaths "1 week in 4"... but i like my bits where they are....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thank feck for that!! i can quit goin to my psychothera....erm, watching telly,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow thts scary wen u thnk about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

so does it just mean that most psychopaths are good puzzle solvers or good puzzle solvers tend to be psychopaths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i cant understand the logic behind it, a normal person would put an ad in the paper maybe

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By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

"i cant understand the logic behind it, a normal person would put an ad in the paper maybe "

Jaq's most psycho's are not classed as normal well not in Dudley anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i used to like a gal that worked in greggs a few yrs ago and would go in every day for my lunch! does that make me a psychopathic pie eater?

mind you! theres prob quite a few of THEM on here already! lol,

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By *eaboMan over a year ago

marden

"and i was so tempted to say that most women are psychopaths "1 week in 4"... but i like my bits where they are....

"
one week in four ?????????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i cant understand the logic behind it, a normal person would put an ad in the paper maybe

Jaq's most psycho's are not classed as normal well not in Dudley anyway

i asked for that LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She assumes that the guy is a family friend ergo he would turn up at her sisters funeral, so she could see him again.

Oh dear.....its not looking good is it lol

Meh. Im a single guy on Fab. I automatically come with a bad reputation.

Now Im off to buy red wine and broad beans....

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I still think she got the idea after finding her top had been worn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She assumes that the guy is a family friend ergo he would turn up at her sisters funeral, so she could see him again.

Oh dear.....its not looking good is it lol

Meh. Im a single guy on Fab. I automatically come with a bad reputation.

Now Im off to buy red wine and broad beans....

It wasnt broad beans

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By *ubbliciousWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I am a psychopath then. the answer was obvious to me before I read it! Beware people muah ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She assumes that the guy is a family friend ergo he would turn up at her sisters funeral, so she could see him again.

Oh dear.....its not looking good is it lol

Meh. Im a single guy on Fab. I automatically come with a bad reputation.

Now Im off to buy red wine and broad beans....

It wasnt broad beans

Vicia Faba. The Fava bean, also known as the broad bean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She assumes that the guy is a family friend ergo he would turn up at her sisters funeral, so she could see him again.

Oh dear.....its not looking good is it lol

Meh. Im a single guy on Fab. I automatically come with a bad reputation.

Now Im off to buy red wine and broad beans....

It wasnt broad beans

Vicia Faba. The Fava bean, also known as the broad bean.

Ok cleva clogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im gonna take a stab and say this isnt really an accurate test as to see wether or not someone is a psychopath it makes common sense that they would turn up at the funeral coming to this conclusion doesnt make you a psycho killing your sister does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spotted this instantly.. but.... in my defence.. I also did studies on serial killers..

lol

but to be honest it was also the logical reason why someone would do something so drastic..

Okay.. men in white coats.. be gentle.

Cali

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i cant understand the logic behind it, a normal person would put an ad in the paper maybe "

There is no logic. It's not an actual true test......

Tis interent jokey shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but wouldnt a true psycho do the sister in then turn up at the funeral with a chainsaw n a hockey mask to finish the rest of the clan off? oh the blood! oh the gore!

right, im off for a lie down, feel a flush comin on!!

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By *hetalkingstoveMan over a year ago

London

I can recommend Jon Ronson's "The Psychopath Test" - very interesting. There's a whole checklist of things actually used to diagnose psychopaths.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cause the voices suggested it would be fun, her bus was late and she thought that it would be better than watching paint dry

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Answer: She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her mother's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.

"
Fuck....well after i read the OP it was quite obvious to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Answer: She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her mother's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.

Fuck....well after i read the OP it was quite obvious to me

Is anyone here surprised by this comment above?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Answer: She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her mother's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.

Fuck....well after i read the OP it was quite obvious to me

Is anyone here surprised by this comment above?

"
I was! I actually thought why have people not got this?! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a story about a girl.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: Why did she kill her sister?

They dont let me watch TV these days. No were to plug a set in since they padded the cell or sumat grrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only on Wednesdays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because she thought the only way to see him again was at a family funeral

This is taught to phycology students at most courses of higher education in this field.

Also mentioned in courses as well to certain members of other professions

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Because she thought the only way to see him again was at a family funeral

This is taught to phycology students at most courses of higher education in this field.

Also mentioned in courses as well to certain members of other professions"
you mean psychology

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitly not! I slipped in a black pudding shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because she thought the only way to see him again was at a family funeral

This is taught to phycology students at most courses of higher education in this field.

Also mentioned in courses as well to certain members of other professions you mean psychology

Yeah thats exactly what I meant. Its kind of like how many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb hun?

Answer is none as the light bulbs got to want to change haha its dark in this room im in at the min so the s changed its self to a h instead.

Ooow hang on a min something did change didnt it lol weres mi wash board ooooooow errrrrr missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is taught to phycology students at most courses of higher education in this field.

Also mentioned in courses as well to certain members of other professions"

No wonder psycologists are so screwed up then! answer was pretty obvious to anyone who has ever done a MENSA test, it's lateral thinking not insanity! Anyway I am sure she killed her for pinching her new top

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

I always ride on the road as the cyclepaths round here are bloody usless and full of rubbish

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"so does it just mean that most psychopaths are good puzzle solvers or good puzzle solvers tend to be psychopaths

Carol Vordeman I ain't, psycho maybe,

You decide, the choice is yours...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I answered correctly...

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