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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are they real

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stupid phone grrrrr lumpas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, I keep one under my stairs and get him out when I need cheering up

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I had a little chuckle... then I wondered if you were really serious...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Yeah sure why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is it

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Yes. We exist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had a little chuckle... then I wondered if you were really serious...

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im always serious

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What is it

The little workers from 'willy wonkas factory.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Yep, I keep one under my stairs and get him out when I need cheering up "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes. We exist."
do u sing and dance

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Yes. We exist.do u sing and dance"

Yes, I also drown people in melted chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seen a few on here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen a few on here...

Behave you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes. We exist.do u sing and dance

Yes, I also drown people in melted chocolate

"
redrum redrum

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Most definitely.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Yes. We exist.do u sing and dance

Yes, I also drown people in melted chocolate

redrum redrum"

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have a perfect puzzle for you

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"Are they real"
what like in willy wonka

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Are they real"

Yes, because there are many profiles stating no oompa lumpas so they must be real.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen a few on here...

Behave you

"
I wasn't talking about you. You are more of a naughty Tink!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

More proof required

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Helloooooo

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Helloooooo"

Sorry, Ooompa loompas don't want your penis.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are they real"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helloooooo

Sorry, Ooompa loompas don't want your penis. "
thats lucky im not into midget porn wrestling clowns then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Go visit the chocolate factory and see for yourself, but remember don’t touch or eat anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go visit the chocolate factory and see for yourself, but remember don’t touch or eat anything

"
i have many times

muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s a few knocking around on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.. there's a big tribe living in Newcastle... mostly spotted Friday and Saturday nights..rolling round kebab shops or being sick in bins

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Go visit the chocolate factory and see for yourself, but remember don’t touch or eat anything

i have many times

muhahahaha "

So you know then

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’s what our kids call me....

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You called

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Helloooooo

Sorry, Ooompa loompas don't want your penis. thats lucky im not into midget porn wrestling clowns then

Kink shamer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go visit the chocolate factory and see for yourself, but remember don’t touch or eat anything

i have many times

muhahahaha

So you know then

"
never saw umpa lumpas tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helloooooo

Sorry, Ooompa loompas don't want your penis. thats lucky im not into midget porn wrestling clowns then

Kink shamer!"
guilty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

I've met one of em- lovely bloke too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Course I'm fucking real ya plank.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Go visit the chocolate factory and see for yourself, but remember don’t touch or eat anything

i have many times

muhahahaha

So you know then

never saw umpa lumpas tho"

You must not have the magic to see them

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Course I'm fucking real ya plank.

I didn't know you was orange p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Course I'm fucking real ya plank.

I didn't know you was orange p"

Got green hair too

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